disizhanghunyin，haishizhongxinkaolvxiaba
dangshidehuamianchulewobuganga，shengyuderendouganga。
tajimangjiangneirentuidaomeimeishenbian。
chenmolehaoyihuier，tacaimiaolewoyiyan，zhizhiwudekaikou。
“qinaidewo，wobushirangniqujiudianlema？nizenmegenguolaile？”
“nishiwanglenafangka，haishiyoudianbushufu？yaobuyaoxianquxiuxizhanxiuxi？”
wotiaomeisaoleyansanren，lenglengxiaoleyisheng。
“linshizuochudejueding，xiangguolaicougerenao，wobuguolaihaizhenbuzhidao，zheiyijiasankoudehuamianzenmekan，zenmedouhexie！”
hulundajianzhouweiyourenwangzheibiankan，lianseyouxieganga，taqingkeleyishengcaihuifu。
“baobeier，nishiwoyongyuanzuiaideren，nishuoshenmeni？zanbudoushiyijiarenma？zenmehaijianwaiqilaile？”
woyagenjiumeixinsidalita。maibuzhijiezoudaotameimeimianqian，shuangshouhuanbei。
“jirandoushiyijiaren，neijiubieshuoliangjiahua。”
“nilaijiwojieshi，weishenmewoxianzainengkanjiannimensanrenzhanzaiyiqi？”
tameimeihenjilewo，zheihuieryouyouxianghaodezai，haiyougegechengyao，tapawoshenme？
tameimeiyeshihuodechuqu，tiaoxindekanyixiawo。
tazoudaogegedemianqian，chanzhetadegebo，jiaodididegenwokaikou。
“saozi，nizheimeshuojiubuduile，dajiadoushihaopengyou，niyoubushimeijianguota。”
“tayagenlibukaiwoge，woyoubufangxinta，suoyimianqianggenzhetaguolai。”
shuowanhua，tadeyiyangyangdejingbietiduodaijingle。
hulundadaoshixiangdetingmei，takanxiangwokaikoutiyidao。
“baobeier，jiranjiandaole，burudajiajiuyiqi，jiuzanmenlianggerenwanyemeiyisi。”
“buguojiuyaomafanbaobeizijizaidandingyijianfangjian，meimeipahei，woshibunenglikaitade。”
nimentingtingzheishier，dianxingdejilianbuyaolian。
tagenxianghaodehunzaiyiqi，haomeimeiyouzaizhongjianguoluan，hulundajingranrangwodandukaifangjianjitamensanrentengdi。
zhenshizhadegouzha，jiandegoujian，quandouhundaoyiqile。
woshiligeyingdehen，zhijielazhexinglixiang，meijisangeren，renheyigerenhaoliansekan。
“没必要了！”
“nimensanrenganqinghaodehen，wogennimenzaiyiqi，suanshenmeni？”
“jiranbushouhuanying，jiumeibiyaojinimencoushule。”
wohuayingangluoxia，zhuanshenyaolikai。
sanrenquanzuwo，xiangrangwoliuxialai，woyagenjiumeidalitamenzhananjiannv。
jipiaoshicongwoshoujidingde，qianyeshiwozhifude，tamenxiangyaozulanwo，doumeibanfa。
xiaosiwole，zhenyiweiwoshiyuandatouni？
shiyaogentamenyiqichuqulvyou，shaoexinwohaobuhao？！
wojiangjiudianhefeijipiaorushutuiding，xiangtanbianyi，huawodeqian，genxiaosanyuehui，xiangdemei！
wodachehuidaojiazhong，meimeidepaolehuabanzao，jiangxinglixiangrengzaigengyishidoumeidong，chuiganletoufajiuqushuijuele。
yiriyidazao，wojiamenkoujiuxiangshilailechaiqianbandeyiyangzaluanchaonao。
gangkaimen，jiukanjianlezhananjiannvsanrenzu。
yikanzheigejiashi，jiushifengchenpupudecongneibianganguolaide。
wohaimeishuoshenme，hulundajiulazhelianggenvrenzoujinwojia，zuozaiwodeshafashang。
taxiangshitaofawodezuizeyiyang，balabalabantiandekoutufenfang。
“niyetaibudongshileba？！”
“zheiliangrenshiwairenma？”
“taliangkeshizanmenliangdehaomeimeia，nijiushizheimedaikedema？！”
“nizenmenengbawomendejipiaohejiudianjituile？！”
hehe，zuihouyijucaishizhongdianba！
zhenbushiyibandebuyaolian！
doushenmeshihoule，wokanleyansanrenyandideyuqing，caizhidaosanrenzaifanguanlicouheleyiwan。
jiuzheimedianqian，yigedananrenyeshebudehua，chezhexiaosanhemeimeishouzui。
zhenjiuxiangbumingbaile，zheizhonglajiwanyi，xiaosanshiyanxiaxinyexiale？
huyueyuncengdecongshafashangzhanqilai，yishouchayao，yishouzhizhewochize。
“saozi，wojiumeijianguonizheimexiaoduzijichangzideren！”
“nijiuzheimerongbuxiawomenliangjiemei？”
wozhijiemaibuzoudaodamenkou，badamendakai，lenglengkaikou。
“nimenjikuailiaozhenmeishuocuo，wozheirenjiuzheiyang，yagenjiurongbuxianimensanren。”
“suoyinimenxianzaimashangcongwojialikai，bierangwogeying。”
“nimenaiqusheijiadoukeyi，weidubuyaozanglewodejia！”
sanrendoushiyisumeishui，zuoleyizhengwan。
hulundagangyaoshuizhe，jiutingjianwokaimenhehongrendehua，xinliyigejingdeyumen。
jishaoyoude，taduimeimeidezuofaheshuociyoulefangan。
“haole！bijingtashinidedasao，nizhuyidianyancijuzhi，zenmeshuohuani？”
tadehuayingangluoxia，meimeihuyueyunmengranzhuanshen，chayidekanxiangta。
huahaimeishuochukou，yanleibabadewangxialiu。
“哥！”
“nizenmezheimeshuowo！”
“nijingranweilezheigenvrenxiongwo？！”
tayueshuoyueweiqu，zhuanshenbaozhuneigexiaoguniang，kudelihuadailei。
neikanqilaijiaodididenvhaiziwanxiuzi，taishouqingqingpailepaihuyueyundehoubei，ranhouqichongchongmaibuzoudaowomianqian。
“nizheimeidaodedenvren！”
“jiehunjiuyaosancongside，nibukankanzijixianzaidemoyangyouduochoulou，jianzhilingrenfazhi！”
“niruoqifuta，wochouni！”
好家伙！
真的好家伙！
世风日下啊亲们！
womeidalilianggexiaozuojing，lengyandengzhelaizaiwoshafashang，sihuobukenzoudehulunda。
“nizenmegeyisi，laishangwole？”
“niyirenlaiwodoubuhuanying，gengbietihaidaileyigezuojing，yigeyaojing！”
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“nihaoyisima？biewangledinghunyanshang，nidelianshizenmediulegejinde！”
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woyebudasuanfeihua，zhijiejiangtamensanrendexinglixiang，zhijieyonglichuaichumenwai。
“xianzainenglianrendaixingli，yiqigundanlema？！”
woshizairenbuzhu，baolecukou。
tahuanhuanzhengkaiyan，jianwohuomaosanzhangdeyangzi，lianseyinchendehen。
“nitemezhendehaoyangde！”
“woshiyijiazhizhu，nidongbudong？！”
“zhenshiliangtianbudashangfangjiewa！”
“你给我等着！”
hulundazhoumawanwo，zhuantoukanxianglianggehaomeimei。
“zanmenzouba，xianhuijiazaishuo，tazheiqueshitingyongjing，pofangzikanqilaiyezhudebushufu。”
tameimeimeixiangdaoyixiangchongaitadegegehuizheimeshuo，xinlibufuqi。
“gege，wozhendeshi......”
胡伦达恼羞成怒。
“jiwobizui，haibuzou！”
tadeshengyintouzhenongzhongdebuyue，shengxiandoulenglehaojidu。
yigezuojing，yigeyaojing，liangrenzailuguowoshenbiandeshihou，henbudejiangwoshengtunhuobole。
liangrendaoshitingyoumoqideyikoutongsheng。
“**！nijiwomendengzheqiao！”
woyagenbudasuandalitamenliang，liangemouguangdoumeishishejiliangren。
jianglianggehulijingganchumen，haiyouyigedahunzhanglaizaiketingdeshafashang。
taxiangdehaitingqingqiao，yiweitashedejianglianggehaomeimeihongchuqu，zijijiunengliuxialaile。
womeijitabuyaoliandejihui，chuailetayijiao。
“niganjinqilai，youbushimeiyoujiakeyihuiquzhu，nilaizaiwozheisuanzenmegeyisi？”
hulundazhenjingdekanxiangwo，yifubukesiyidemoyang。
“lizixian！woshibushijinilianle？！”
“wochongnini，niyeyaoyoudianfencun！”
“qiemobuyaodecunjinchi！”
“womeimei，pingriliwodoushebudeshuotayigebuzi。”
“ganggangweilechongzheni，woliantadoujihongzoule，nihaixiangganshenme！”
我气笑了。
“renyoulian，shuyoupi，nishiyaoshenmedoumeiyoua！”
“nizijixiangxiang，nidouzuoleshenmechunshi，niyoulianzhiwenwo？”
“dinghunyanzheidianshiqing，chuleduoshaociyiwai，yongbuyongwobangniluolieyixia？”
“nirenshengsuoyoushiqing，douyaoyouliangweihaomeimeicanyu。”
“daodishinimensanrenshiyijiazi，haishiwogennishifuqi？”
“nibawodangyuandatouxixuejiquanjiaren，zhenshihaodalian！congruan-fanchishangtouleshiba！”
“jiwogun！lajinanren，laoniangyaogennifenshou！”
cihuayichu，quanchangjijing！