dakaiwoshimendeyishunjian，yigubingliangdeganjuecongfangjianlichonglechulai，linyufeiyecuolecuozijidejianbang。
liuyezhizhetangzaichuangshangdelilongjidao：“cuidashi，nikankanlaoli，tazheishizenmele？congzuotianwanshangshuijuezhihoujiubianchengzheiyangle，ganjuezhenggerenjiuxiangshigebingkuaiyiyang，sirenyishenglailezhihouyeshishouzuwucuo，suoyizhihaoqingniguolaile。”
cuimingbingmeiyoushangqian，ershianpailinxiaofeiqianquchakan：“xiaofei，niguoqukanyixializongdeqingkuang，ranhouyihuierxiangwohuibao，wogenlitaitaichuqushangliangyixiabiedeshiqing。”
“啊？”
林宇飞愣了一下。
cuimingyibazhangdazaitadenaodaishang：“ashenme？haibuganjinqu。”
kanzhecuimingdeyangzi，linyufeidishengzaitaerbianeryudao：“laotouzi，zairenjiadejiali，nijuranhaixianglaigeyuanyangxishui，nijiubupaaidama？”
“guannipishier！ganjinquganhuo。”
cuimingfandaoshilizhiqizhuang，ranhouxiaoxixidedaizheliuyechulewoshi，haishunshoubamenjiguanshangle。
zheilianggejiahuozhenshitaidandale，guangtianhuarizhixiajingranmuzhongwuren。
kexisheirangzijishigetudini？
baoyuanguibaoyuan，zhengshierhaishiyaobande，linyufeishangqiankanleyixialilongjideqingkuang，faxiantadeqingkuanghaishibijiaozaogaode，lianseyijingfaqing，kanshangquyinggaishibeiliguichanshen，gujijiukuaiyaosile。
linyufeijuedemianqianzheijiahuohaishihenkeliande。
nizaiwoshiguiyachuang，nixifuzaiwaimangdexiyangyang。
buguoyesuanzhengchang，lilongjicishiyijingshiwushiduosuile，erliuyecaisanshiduosui，erqiebaoyangdefeichanghao，kanshangqudingduoyejiuershiduosuideyangzi，suoyitazenmekenengkandeshanglilongji，zhishikanzhongletadeqianbale。
suoyishuo，nanrenyidingyaoyouqianyouyouniaoyong，burandehua，yaoqianmeiniaoyong。
linyufeishenshoujiangzijidezhangxinduizhunlilongjidemianbu，yiguheisedeqitihuanmandecongtadebikongzhongfeilechulai，neishitatineideshaqi。
jimiaozhongzhihou，lilongjideliansecaikaishiyouxiexuhongrun，huxiyebiandeshunchanglexuduo。
buguo，linyufeizhidao，taxianzaizheimezuozhishijiangtatineideyinqijibilechulai，suiranxiaomingbaozhule，danshixiangyaochedikangfuhaixuyaoyidingdeshijian，bingqiehaiyaojiangkunzhutadenvguijixiaomie，tacainenghuifuzhengchang。
duanzandejiejuehaozhihou，linyufeijiudakaiwoshimenchuqule，kedaochudoumeiyoukandaocuimingtamenerrendeshenying，meibanfa，tazhinengzaidatinglidengdai。
guoleyuemoyouershiduofenzhong，liangrencaiconglingyigefangjianlizoulechulai，cuimingzhigaoqiang，liuyehaizaizhengliyifu。
dangtamenlianggefaxianlinyufeizaikanzhetamendeshihou，lijidiaozhengyifuyibenzhengjingdemoyang。
“gangcaineibenshushineigeyisima？”
“neishidangran，ninandaohaibuxiangxinwoma？”
“zhuyaowobushihaibudongma，haixuyaoniyihouduobangmanga！”
“xiaoyisi，yihouwohuichanglaide，zheishuyidingyaoduodu，dangnishenrulejiecaihuifaxianlimiandeaomi。”
liuyetingwanzhihou，liansegengjiahongrunle。
linyufeikesouliangsheng，dapoletamenlianggedegaliao，shizetabuzhidao，zheiduihuahanyiposhen。
“shifu，renwoyijingkanle，lizongyinggaishibeinvguijichanzhule，shenshangdeyinqiyijingbeiwobichu，keshitadehunposhaoleyige，yaoxiangwanquanhuifudehua，kenengxuyaodianernandu。”
liuyetingdaonvguideshihoubiaoqingyouxiehaipa，kedangtatingdaowanquanhuifuyouxienandu，lianshangdebiaoqingfashengleweimiaodebianhua。
“dashi，neilaolitahainenghaoma？”
linyufeidiandiantou：“neishiziran，zhiyaobaneidiushideyihunjizhaohuilai，zaibaneigenvguijichudiaodehua，neikendingjiunengjiejuele。”
wenyan，liuyedeyanshenzhongdaizhexiexushiluo，tasixiakanleyiyan，ranhouqiaoqiaodelaidaolinyufeishenbian。
“xiaodidi，jirannizhidaolewojinishifudemimi，neininengbunengbangjiejiegemang？”
zheinvrenshenshangdexiangweiwendelinyufeiyouxietouyun，liuyekaotazheimejin，gaodetayeyouxiebieniu。
“jie，youshenmemangnijinguanshuo，zhiyaowonengzuodao，woyidingbangmang。”
“neiyihunyoumeiyoukenengzhaobuhuilaileni？”
linyufeiyebushigeshazi，tadangranmingbailiuyedeyisi，kanyangzizheigenvrenbingbudasuanranglilongjixingguolai，zheinvrenkanlaishiyouzijidexiaojiujiu。
kelinyufeiyebuganshanzizuojueding，bijingtahaishiyaokancuimingdeyisi。
cuimingdiantoudao：“nifangxin，liuer，wozheitudidebenshiweibiduifudele，nijiubiedanxinle。”
jinjiezhetaduilinyufeidao：“zoule，kankannengbunengbalaolidemingjibaozhu，haizuozheiliganshenme？”
“哦，我知道了。”
linyufeilijiqishengenzaishenhou，liuyemanyidedianlediantou。
liangrengangzouchumen，cuimingjiuxiadaminglingle。
“xiaofei，niwubibalilongjideneiyihunjizhaohuilai，rangtahuifujiankang，mingbailema？”
这是什么骚操作？
bazhanlerenjiaxifu，haiyaojiurenjiademing？
jiranxinxiongzheimeboaidehua，yaobuleshandaforangnilaizuo？
linyufeishifenhaoqi：“laotouzi，zheishiweishenme？nibushiyinggaibuxiwanglizongxingguolaima？”
啪！
cuimingzhijiejilinyufeilaileyixia：“nizaishuoshenmehuhua？niyaozhidaozanmenxianzaizhudehaozhai，kaidehaochedoushinalilaide？neidoushizheixiefupomenzengyude，tamendoushiwodeguiren，suoyi，tamendelaogongchuleshier，wodangranyiburongci。”
qishi，shuodaodideyuanyinjiushifupotaiduo，tapayingfubuguolai。
meibanfa，zheigejianjuderenwuzhinengjiaojilinyufeilaiwanchengle。
gangzouchuqumeiliangbu，cuimingyilianningzhongdekanzhelinyufei：“xiaofei，wowennigeshier。”
linyufeikanlaotouziliansezheimeyansu，yebuganyousihaodaiman：“nishuo。”
“zheimaohuimiaomiaojiao，gouhuiwangwangjiao，neimenizhidaojihuishenmema？”
linyufeirenzhendesikaoleyixia，bijinglaotouzibukenengjitachuzheimejiandandewenti，nanbuchengzijihuidajihuigegejiao？
sikaoyihuier，tabutaiquedingdao：“neige，jihuizaichuangshangjiao？”
啪！
“jiaonigetou，nizheinaozilizhengtianxiangdedoushishenme？wodeyisishijihuishiliujiyouzhunbeiderende！nixiaozihaixuyaoduoduanlian，fupoyeshiliujiyouzhunbeiderende！”
我悟了。
林宇飞甘拜下风！