第二章
lianggehaiziyijiandaosumin，likeqinnidipuleshangqu，xixiaozhelazhutadeshou。
“haole，mamazaigongzuo。”
suminqingqingmolemohaizimendetou，lianshangmeiyouxiangpoponeiyangjiaojideshense，faneryanlidaizheyisiyihuo，kanxiangtiansumei。
tiansumeixinzhongyijin。taconglaibuzhidaosumindegongzuojutizainali。tamingbaierxiyouxiekanbuqiziji，bijingtashigelaizinongcundefuren，ersuminzaichenglizuohushizhang，changchangliuluchuyizhongbuyichajuedeyouyuegan。
jinguanruci，tiansumeiweileerzi，shizhongxuanzebuqujijiaozheixiexiaoxijie。
xunianjiangsuiranshixuwenchuandagedeyigu，dancongqiangbaokaishi，tiansumeibianjiangtadangchengqinshengdehaiziyangda，jishinianyijiangtashiweizijideyibufen。jibianerxiyoushixiandegaogaozaishang，tiansumeiyirankuanrongdadu，congbujijiao。
raner，kandaosumindebiaoqingshi，taxinlituranshengchujifenbuan。
suminkandaotiansumeigandaoyiyuan，xianranlengleyixia，suijizhuanshenwenshenbiandexiaohushi：“gangcaishisheitongzhixunianjiangjiashude？”taxianranyijingzhidaozhangfuzhengzaijizhenshi。
xiaohushiyouxiejinzhang，jimanghuida：“haoxiangshixinlaideshixishengtongzhide。”
suminzhoulezhoumei，yanlidishuodao：“yihoubuyaorangshixishengzizuozhuzhangdadianhuajibingrenjiashu！”
taxunchiwan，zhuanguoshenduitiansumeihuanleyifukouwen，qingshengdao：“ma，nifangxin，nianjiangzaiwozheiermeishi。”
tiansumeiyiting，likesonglekouqi，dansuijiyouzhouqilemeitou：“keshiyiyuantongzhiwoshuonianjiangzaishoushu，haishuoquexue，shiyaoxianxuema？chouwodeba！”
tabianshuozhe，bianliaoqilexiuzi。chumenqiantaizheji，tahaichuanzhejiajufu，xiukouzangxixide，gangzuowancaideyouziweicengqingli，xiandeshifenlingluan，dantiansumeihaobuzaiyi，naozhongzhiyouyigeniantou——likeweierzixianxue。
suminyanlishanguoyimoxianqi，lianseweiweiyichen，dantahenkuaidiaozhengguolai，huanshanglewenhedeyuqi：“ma，buyongle，wogangcaiyijingtongzhibale。”
huayingangluo，menkouzoujinleyiweichuanzhezhongshanzhuangdenianzhangnanren。lingkouweiweifanqi，touchuyiguganjingliluodeqizhi。tatoufasuiyiweiweihuabai，danyijiubaochizhezhengqidefaxing，yanjiaodejidaoxiwenwushengsushuozhesuiyuedehenji。
tiansumeilengleyixia，yiyanrenchu，shizhangfuxuwenchuan。tayinggaishidezhierzichuchehuodexiaoxi，ganlaiyiyuan。kejibianruci，nanrenrengyirujiwangdibufacongrongwenzhong，fangfodaxuejiaoshoujiangkeshineizhongbujinbumandejiezou。
zaitashenpang，zhanzheyiweichuanzheqipaodezhongniannvren，duanzhuangdianya。
tiansumeisuiranshidiyicijiandaozhenren，dantaduitabingbumosheng，haizhidaonvrenjiaojiangqingying，shixuwenchuandechulianqingren。
cengjing，tazaiyizhangfahuangdezhaopianshangjianguota。
zhaopianzhongdejiangqingyingshuzhedabianzi，chuanzhebulaji，xiaorongtianjing，fangfocongminguojiushiguanglizouchulaidejiaren。suiyuezaitalianshangjihuweicengliuxiahenji，tayijiuwenwanruchu。
hexuwenchuanzhanzaiyiqideneiyike，tamenliangjiuxiangshiminguoshiqidegongzi**，zhulizaijiushiguangdezhangheli，youyaergaogui。
neiyimurutongzhenjianbanciruletiansumeidexinli，shunjianrangtadehuxiyizhi，tongganruchaoshuibanyongshangxintou。tahaimeilaidejikaikou。
“清奶奶！”