第5章 小智的妈妈竟然是——

guai?nierzi?zheijuhuacongheshuoqi?

yihandengdashuangyan,kanzhemianqianzheizhangjinzaizhichidelian,tashenzhinengganjuedaoduifangwenredehuxi。

yihangangadeshenchushouzhitouchuozailengjunhedexiongkou,nuliwenzhuzijidehuxi,“nishishuoxiaozhishinierzi?”

“buranni?nandaoshinierzi?”lengjunhelenglengkanzheta。

“zheihuashuode,haoxiangsheimeiyouerziside。”

yihanpiepiezui,yilianxianqideshuaidiaolengjunhedegebo,“jiranshinierzi,niganjinbatadaizou。”

“wodangranhuidaizou,danshi,niguaimaiertongzheibizhangwoyaohaohaohenisuansuan。”

lengjunheshuowan,qinzibotonglexingjingduiwangduidedianhua。

dasiyihantadouxiangbudao,huiguodiyitian,tajingranchuanzheyupaojiujinlejuzi!dianshijudoubuganzheimepai!

guozhefenseyupaodeyihan,lianheidexiangshituleguodihui。

yijingzuoguobilu,zhengzaizheishi,xunwenshidemenbeipengdeyishengdakaile!

lengjunhehelengxiaozhishensegeyidezoulechulai,yikanjianyihan,lengxiaozhishunjianxiangshipituolejiangshengdexiaoyema,maikaixiaotuijiupaoleguolai。

neishuangxiaorougeboyibabaozhuyihandebozi,xianxiebataleduanqi!

nima,zheixiaowayaolesitama!

pangbianzheigounanrendeshengyinxiangqi,“yixiaojie,buhaoyisi,zhiqiandeshiqingyijingquerenshiyichangwuhui,wohuiduinimenzuochubuchang。”

yihanzheimeduonianderendouzaijintianwanshangdiuguangle。jiuzheiyang,yijujianjiandandandebuhaoyisijiuxiangwan?

没门儿!

zhishitayikouqihaimeishanglai,zheigelezhezijibozidewayoukangfenlejifen,aoaodajiao,

“wobuyaohuiqu,woyaotadangwodemama。”

mama!yihanhedechadiantiaoqilai!

jianyipangdelengjunhelianheidexiangtuleguodihuiyiyang,yihanganxiaozhechekailengxiaozhidexiaogebo,“xiaopengyou,nikaishenmewanxiao?”

“caimeiyou,wojiuyaonidangwomama,niyouneimeduohaizile,duowoyigeyebuduoba。”

lengxiaozhilizhiqizhuangdefenxidao。

“dui,woyousigehaizi,shaoniyigeyebushao。”yihanyilianwuyu,“bienao,quzhaoniqinmaqu。”

“bu!nijiushiwomama。”

lengxiaozhiyouyanbujin,zaicigouzhuyihandebozi,fangfopabeituikai,tayichangyongli,chadianbayihansongqujianyanwang。

lengjunhezaiyekanbuxiaqule,tachenzhezhangjunrong,dabushangqian,yibachezhulengxiaozhideyiling,xianglinxiaojiyiyanglazhetachaomenwaizouqu。

lengxiaozhizhangyawuzhua,quandajiaotidouwujiyushi,zuihouzhinengdashengkuqi。

yizhidaobeirengdaocheshang,lengxiaozhicaizhizhukusheng,xiaolianhenhendekanzhelengjunhe:“lengjunhe,wohenni!”

lengjunhedemeiyanmengshangleyicengbingshuang:“nizaishuoyibian?”

lengxiaozhibeihedao,xiaolianshabaishabaide,kehaishizuanzhexiaoquantouyaoyaqiechide,“nishihuaibaba,nicaibuaiwo,douburangwozhaomama。”

wenyan,lengjunhedexinjinleyixia。

daconglengxiaozhihuishuohuaqi,jiuyizhirangzheyinwanxinbushitaqinma。

tayizhidoujuedeshizheihaizihunao。

danshizheimezhangshijianle,tayedequekandaoyinwanxinduixiaozhidebuzaihu,hexiaozhidekangju。

难道……

wunianqiandeneijianshi,zhendeyoulingwaidezhenxiang?

lengjunhezhengzaichushen,lengxiaozhiquehuranhanleyisheng:“mama”,suiji,zailengjunhehaiweifanyingguolaishi,liangtuiyideng,xunsutiaoxialeche。

bishi,gangzouchujingjudeyihanhaitalazhetuoxie,haimeizhanwen,jiukanjianneinaihuhudexiaotuanzipushangletadedatui。

yihanxiayishidedunxiashenjiangtajiedaohuaili,jiantaxiaoyantonghong,lianshanghaiguazheleishui,jingmomingdexintengqilai,yibiantitacazheyanleiyibianwendao:“zenmekule?”

“mama,babajiabaowo。”

lengjunhekanzhexiaozhiwozaizheinvrenhuailisajiaodeyangzi,xinlimengdiyitiao。

zheiyangdexiangchufangshi,caishimuzizhijianyinggaiyoude。

但......

tahaishixiache,lazhelengxiaozhijiuwangcheshangreng,“suisuibianbianjiurenma,sheijiaonide!genwozou!”

“buyao,wobuyao!meiyoumadejiatingjiumeiyouai,meiyouaidejiating,jiushiyipansansha,bururangwozuolao!”lengxiaozhiyiliandengzheyaokangkaijiuyidemoyang。

yipangdeyihanchedidaile,zheihaizidejinjuzenmeshuolaijiulai!

“zaihunao,wojiuyaodani**le。”lengjunhelishenghechi。

yihankanbuxiaqule,zheigenanrenzhentamemeinaixin,guoranbupeidangba。

tazhuanshenkanzheshenhoudesangexiaozaizi,wanyaobajibajidejiangsanrenqinlegebian,ranhouwubiwenroudeduitamenkaikou:

“guaibaobaomen,nimenshoujinghele,mamadainimenquchihaochide。”

sangexiaozaiziyizhenehan,danshibingchengzheyizhiduiwaideyuanze,tamenhenpeihedeyikoutongshengdeshuo:“guoranshishangzhiyoumamahao,youmadehaizixiangkuaibao,mama,womenaini。”

kanzheshenpangnanrenheichengguodidelianse,yihandeyidedaizhezijidesangezaiziwangqianzou,zhishigangzoujibu,yilianghongsedebaoshijiepaochefeichierlai,hengzaitamenniangsigemianqian,lanzhuletamendequlu。

yigedabanyaoyandenvrencongcheshangtiaoxialai,shensezuozuodepaodaolengjunhehexiaozhimianqian:“xiaozhi,wodexiaozhi,mamazhongyuzhaodaonile。”

nvrendelianluchulai,yihantongkongmengdiyisuo,tadeshouhuanhuanzuanchenglequantou。

meixiangdaoxiaozhidemamajingranshita——yinwanxin!