wangjiecongcongmangmangpaoxialai，lazhewojiuwangdinglouhuiyishipao。
“yihuierjinqunixianrengecuo，wobangnijieshi，zhiyaoneizhangzhaopianmeifaquedingshini，zheijianshijiuhaiyouzhuanyuandeyudi。”
wohailaibujirangtakanzuixinderesou，jiubeitadaijinlebangongshi。
zhangxinjiuzhanzaihuiyishidelingyibian，kandaowojinlai，tayanshenduoduoshanshan。
我则笑得意味深长。
zuotianzhangxinsongwodaojiudian，jianghenghaimeidao，zhuoshangbaizhewoxihuanhedeguojiu。wobudongshengsedidiaohuanleliangbeijiudeweizhi，youwentideneibei，beizhangxinhele。
woyizhidengdaotayaoxiaofazuo，caibatafangjinlefangjian。
ranhouwozaimenkoudengleyihuier，querenjianghengjinquhoucailikai。
tamenjingxinjiwozhunbeideliwu，haishiliujitamenzijixiangyonghaole。
shangbeiziwojiusuanzhidaojianghengyongleshouduan，yinweilianainaoshangtou，bujinbushengqi，haijuedezheishitianmideshouduan。
xianzaijianghengyinggaizhidaoshangtaoderenbushiwo，nanbuchenghaijuedewohuiyanxiazheikouqi？
xianglaigenwobuduifudelidongrangzhangxinchulaishuohua，tashuodeweiweisuosuo：
“zuotianshizhijierangwosongtadaojiudian，haibuxuwogaosuwangjie，wo，wopabeikaichu，jiumeiganshuo。”
lidongguorantailetaixiaba，
“tingjianmei，xianzailinyanzhixingxiangshousun，neixiedaiyanzaijitayebuheshi，jiwoshouxiadeyirenjieshou，haibuzhiyuzaochengtaidasunshi。”
wangjieyinweilikuibuganfanbo，wozeshicaizhegaogenxiezoudaolidongshenbian，jugaolinxiadikanzheta：
“yigezhulishuodehuaniyexin？weibochengqingwoyefale，nimendoubukanme？”
他下意识反驳：
“nishuochengqingjiuchengqinga？”
erdixiaderenyijingjiaotoujieertaolunleqilai。
我的转发起作用了。
neizhangzhaopiansuiranteyixuandeguangxianzuimohudeyizhang，danshirengrannengkanchu，qizhongdenvrenxiongqianmeiyouyidianqifu，yaobushiyingxiaohaoshuoshiwo，bierenbatamendangchengliangxiongdiyebushibukeneng。
lidongkanqingkuangbudui，yetaochushoujikanleyixia，yanshenbianhuanjici，haishiyaoyazhiwenwo：
“wanyiniguyizhuangdeni？”
wokanshaziyiyangdeyanshenkanzheta，duitahuanglehuangwodeshoujiyemian。
neishiwozuixinyitiaodongtai：
“shuilewozuiaidenvren，@liman。”
tazhengshizaoshangzaiwopangbianxinglaideren。
ruguoshuoqianmiandefourenhaikenengshijiaobian，neimexianzaizheigetiwozuozhengderen，jiushitiezheng。
yinweitashigongrende，quanneizuibukenengbangwoderen。
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zheitiaoweiboyifa，fengxiangwanquannizhuan。
“jiuming，linyanzhiganlalimanxiashui，zheibowozhanta。”
“woyejuedebukeneng，jiuneifuerdaidejiadi，haiburuwolinjieyiniandeshouru。”
“limanhaimeishuohuani，linfenbiezheimejizhexi。”
zheitiaopinglungangbeidingshangqu，limanjiudiyishijianzhuanfawodeweibo，bingpeiwen：
“xindianyingdeduishou@linyanzhi，cheyeyanjiujuben，shifenjingye。”
suiranmeiyouhuiyingwohualideqinmi，danyebianxiangbangwochengqingleshishi，neimingwangyouxunsushandiaolezijidepinglun。
“hahaha，xswl，zheidaliansuduyinggaishishishangzuikuaimeiyouzhiyileba。”
“kansheihaiganpowomenzhijiezangshui，jiujianghengneizhongdongxi，jiwomenzhijietixiedoubupei！”
“jiuwozhuyidaozhongdianma，limanlinyanzhiyaodaxiei！”
reduhenkuaicongwode“chuangzhao”zhuanyidaolewoyaohelimandaxizheijianshi，xiaoshileyitiandejiangheng，yezhongyushedelianxiwo。
wodaizhelimanhuijia，jiukanjiantadengzaiwojiali。
limankanjiantaliansejiubianle，likelengzhelianwenwo：
“zheijiushinishuodezhidaocuole？”
wolianmangchongzhetaliezuixiao，balimantuijinlewoshi，caihuanlefumiankongduizhejiangheng。
xiaoshuo《wobangnanyoushangfengmaxiu》di2zhangshidujieshu。