wosuishoudiankaijiangjiahuazhuangpindeyigezhibojian，limiandenanzhubozhengzaimailidiyaohe，
“womenjiadezheigemeibiha，zhendechaojihuasuan，chulemeibizhiwai，haizidailianggetihuanzhuang，yongqilaifeichangfangbian！”
有路人发了条弹幕，
“nimenjiadedongxizheijinianshiyuelaiyueguile，huandaiyanrenledongxiyezhangjia。”
nanzhubodangjizuijiaojiulaxialai，mianwubiaoqingdikaishishuchu：
“buyaoluanshuohaobuhao，womenjiazheixieniandoumeiyouzhangguojia，yaoshilianmeibidoumaibuqi，niyinggaizhaozhaozijideyuanyin，youmeiyounuligongzuo，weishenmegongziyidianyemeizhang？”
我差点笑出声。
zheijiushijiangjiasuoweidewangpaizhuboma，zheizhonghuayeshuodechulai。
ruwosuoliao，zheiduanhuabeirenjianjihoufanglechulai，zhijiebeisongshangleresoudiyi。
jiangjiaqichubingmeiyouhuiying，dengdaoyulunyibubufajiao，jiangjiaheneigezhubodeguowangdoubeibadeyiganerjing，tamencaizhanchulaidaoqian。
hunlezheimeduonian，tamenyehaishiyoudianfenside。
suirandabufenjuedetamenshixingxingzuotai，danzhiyaofensiyuanyimaizhang，woyeguanbuzhe。hekuang，zheiyebushiwozhongdiangongjidedifang。
huazhuangpinchanyedingduorangjiangjiachudianxue，zhenzhengdongyaotamengenjide，shifangbianmianchanye。
wolianxileyixieyingxiaohao，rangtamenfabuleyitiaoshipin，shijiangjiashengchanxianshangdeshipin。
shipinlidehuanjing，zhengshijiangjiadegongchang，jianghengdexiaoshuzhengdiaozheyanzaishengchanxianshangxunshi，haishibushididanyixiayanhui。jingtouhenmingxiandipaidao，jianghengxiaoshudeyanhui，zhengluozailemianbingshang。
zheishiyougongrenchulaiquanzu，shuozheiyangbutaiweisheng，quebeijianghengxiaoshuyijiaochuaizaidishang，
“laozijiuchoulezenmedi！”
tuibozhulande，shishipinzuihoudejiancebaogao。
baogaoxianshi，jiangjiasuoyoudefangbianmianchanpin，junxianshitianjiajihanliangguogao。zheizhongtianjiaji，henkenenghuidaozhizhengchangrendenaodaichuxianwenti，naizhichuxiannaotan。
wotangzaijialikanhaoxi，queshoudaomoshengdeduanxin。
“linyanzhi，nifeiyaobashiqingzuodezheimejue？”
wokanleliangyan，jiubazheigehaomalaruheimingdan，limanyeduanzhejiubeicongfangjianlichulai，
“dasuanshenmeshihoufangdazhao？nizongbuhuihaiduitayuqingweileba。”
wohetayipengbei，xiangshierxiao。
当然不可能。
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zaiwoshuoyaonongjianghengdeshihou，limanjiujilewoyifendali，yifenzuyirangjiangjiachedipabuqilaidedali。
wairendouchuanyanshuolimanhewoshisiduitou，youtadedifangjiubukenengyouwo，danwaijiebuzhidao，woheliman，qishishicongxiaoyiqizhangdadehaopengyou。
shibasuineinian，worenshilejiangheng，buzhidaoshenmeyuanyin，fengleyiyangdizhuizhejianghengpao，tingbudebierenshuotayijubuhao。
bamabuxihuanjiangheng，wojiubanchulaihejialiduanjueguanxi。limanshuojianghengbuhao，wojiushuoyaohetajuejiao，qidetazheimeduoniandoumeiyouzaidali。
keshishangbeiziwobeiquanwangtongmadeshihou，tahaishizhanchulaitiwoshuohua，daozhizijideshiyejihuxianrutingzhi。woyeshineishihoucaizhidao，limanconglaimeiyouzhendeshengwoqi。
wozhongshenghuilaizhihou，diyijianshishiquqiutabangwo。
limanyaozheyamalewojiju，haishibawoliulexialai，bingqiefadongtaiweiwozuozheng。
wobaozheliman，naodaimaizaiyituanxiangruanzhizhong，
“wojiuzhidao，chounanrennayoujiemeixiang！”
jiangjiadeshibuchuyiwaidibeiyaxia，woyeqingchujiangjiazheixienianzanxialeduoshaorenmaiziyuan，zailiyidequshixia，neixierenbuhuizheimeqingyidikanzhetadaoxia。
dengdaoredushaoshaojiangdiyidian，wofangchulezuihoudedazhao。
xiaoshuo《wobangnanyoushangfengmaxiu》di5zhangshidujieshu。