（benwenniandaijiakong，jiexialai，kaishiwomendechuanshuzhilv。）
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“jiangqingshu，zhuangsijisheikan？”
吵……
juliedetengtongrangtashunjianqingxing。
nanrenzhengqiazhetashenxuedeshangkoulengxiao：“beidingzizhachuanyeshihuogai，sheirangnidanglefeifeidelu？”
jiangqingshuzhengleyixia，tabushiyibiankenbinggun，yibiantucaoshoulideniandaigouxuewenma？
怎么就成这样了？
ditouyikan，tadegeboshangjingranchanzheshenxuedebengdai，nanguaihuineimeteng。
erpangbianzheigechuanzhedequeliangbaichenshan，shuzhedabeitoudenanren，yilianwokantounideshenqing，zuijiaodejifengdouyaochongdaoerduoshangle。
“niyiweizaiwomianqianbaican，wojiuhuixinruan？nizaixiangpichi！”
zheigaisidezhaochoudeshenqing，rangjiangqingshuxiangshibeidiandaoleyiyang。
danaoturanwengdeyishengxiang。
jiushiyuanxiaoshuolineigezhuaizhatiandenanzhuzhaohan！
她竟然穿书了！
erqie，haishichuanchengzheibenshuli，zuizaolinghefandezhazhanvpeijiangqingshu。
paofuqizihouchengweihongxingjixiechangdechangcaojianyubeidaxueshengzhaohandeweihunqi！
yuanzhushichanglidenvgong，congxiaxiangdangzhiqingkaishijiufengkuangdimilianshangzhaohan，sichanlandazhuilesannian，youtuolewushudeguanxi，dalebushaowuzi，cairangzhaohanmianweiqinandediantoudinghun。
keshidinglehun，zhaohanjiugenbianlegerenside，duitaaidabulide。
为啥？
yuanbenjiushiyinweizuijinchanglifenpeilaileyigecongdachengshilichulaideshixijishuyuantanfeifei。
duifangzuibatian，erqie，haishiyigegaozhongsheng，shuohuaxishengxiqide。
zhaohantiantianjiduifangsongreshuiping，haitoutoubangzherenjianvtongzhixiejishubaogao，liangrenxianzaijingchangzaichejianlichushuangrudui，yuanzhufanerchengleneigepohuaicaizijiarendehuairenle，xianhuadounengraochejianpashijiquanle。
eryuanzhu，qianjitianzhuangjianzhaohannatadedequeliangchenyijitanfeifei，shangqianlilun，jieguobeizhaohanyibatuikaishuailegegouchishi。
yuanzhuyouqiyouweiqu，xiagongdelushang，haibeijigeanlianzhaohandenvgongtuijinxiangzili，xiangziliganghaoyouyipianzhangmandingzidejianzhufeiban。
tabeijigenvgongtuizheshuaizaineikuaimubanshangmian，caigaodaoxianzaizheiyanghunshendoushishang。
钢钉扎身啊！
堪比满清十大酷刑。
xianyunvpeixianglaidoushihaoyunnvzhudeduizhaozu，suoyi70niandaideyandoumeitadeyunqixian！
zhaohanturanshenshouguolainiezhujiangqingshudegebo。
简直是杀人不用刀。
“很疼吗？”
zhaohanshoushangyongli，qiadejiangqingshumeitouningqilai。
“xianzaizhidaotengle？zhidaotengjiubuyaozaizuoneixiediurenxianyandeshi，yebuyaozaizaiwodemianqianzhaocunzaigan，yaoburan，wokanyicijiuexinyici。”
zheinanren，jianzhijiushizhapinzhongdezhandouji！
tajiushisiyeyaolashangzheimeyigezhazhaxiandianjiao。
“nijiwogunkaiyidian。”
jiangqingshumeihaoqidishuodao。
weishengyuandechuangbenlaijiuzhai，zhaohanzheimeyizhan，jiaozhengcaizaitagaidejiubeijiaoshang。
赵寒：“……”
zaitadeyinxiangli，jiangqingshuzheizhipoxieyizhidoushiwenroukeren，duitabaiyibaishunde。
jintianyijingdaletaliangcile，xianzaihaigandengta？
jiuzaitazheiyilengshendeshihou，jiangqingshupingzheyikouqi，turanyangshouchaozhezhaohandelian：“papapa……”
三连嘴巴子！
dadetadeshoutengsile，haihuangleliangxia。
zhaohandeliandouyaobeidawaile。
tayiliannuyi：“nizuoshenme？”
jiangqingshuditou，faxianbingchuangbianshangyouyigetanyu，tachaoqilai，zhaozhezhaohandenaodaijiukouleshangqu。
“xihuanzangdongxi，jiurangtanyujinikaigeguang。”
tanyulideshuizhijiecongzhaohandetoufasishangliuxialai。
赵寒恶心得想杀人。
jiangqingshuxiachuangjiushiyijifoshanchuaidangjiao，zhaohanliandaizhetanyuyiqigunxiangwaimian。
jiangqingshupaipaishou，bamenguanshangzaisuoshang。
zhaohanfeilelaodadejing，caibataozaitoushangdedongxinadiao。
“kuangdang”yisheng，tajiangtanyurengdaodishang，qijibaihuaidizaiwaimianjiaohanleqilai：“jiangqingshu，nidanzifeile，jiwochulai。”
呵呵！
jiangqingshuhehedixiaoleliangsheng。
yuanzhulianainao，xiaxiangdeshihoubeirensheji，genxiaxianggaizaodelinyusenyoule**。
youyinweizhaohanzhikonglinyusen，linyusenjihubeirendacanfei。
danshi10geyuehou，taqueshengxialeyigenver。
dangshi，zhaohanyizhiquantabanverrengle。
huaitaishigeyue，nveryouzhangdekeai。
yuanzhudangchuhaiyoudianyouyu，ganghao，linyusenpairenguolaijiezouhaizi。
jiangqingshugengjiarenzhunzhaohan，taaideruanruo，yizhidoufeizhaohanbuke，yourenweizijibuganjing，chuchurenrangzhaohan，rangzheigenanrendexinpengzhangdaolezuigaodian。
suoyi，duifangxiangjurenzaikanxiaorenwuyiyangdikandaijiangqingshu。
yiqiebuguoshiyinweiyuanzhudexihuan。
但对不起！
tajiangqingshuxianglaishishengsikandan，bufujiugan！
“zheilishiweishengyuan，zaichaochaobaojingbanisongzou。”
“……”zhaohanyiweizijitingcuole！
“nijiwokaimen，kaimen。”
tayidingyaodadaojiangqingshumandizhaoya。
江清疏没开门。
zhaohannashoubabingfangmenpaidepengpengxiang。
“shi，jiu，ba……san，er，yi……”
jiangqingshumanyouyoudishuleshigeshu，shudaoyicaishenchushuangshou，mengdiyixiajiangmendakai！
zhaohanchuimendeliqiyouduoda，zheigeshihouchaozhechongqudeguanxingjiuyouduoda。
根本刹不住车！
jiangqingshuchaotashenchuyizhifoshanwuyingjiao！
zhaohanzhijieguidaodishangqu。
jiangqingshushengyinguyitouzhejingya：“liangxinfaxianle，xiangchanhuile？xingzheimedadelia！”
脸丢大发了!
zhaohanyishouchengdi，yishouchaozhejiangqingshushenleguolai：“wodangnishangdezhongle，kanzainizheimecandefenshang，wobugennijijiaole。”
“danguojitian，changlidewenyihuiyan，woyaohetanfeifeiyiqihezuoshangtai，daoshihou，niananjingjingdezaitaixiaxinshangjiuxingle。”
jiangqingshuzheicaixiangqilai，yuanshudejuqingshiyuanzhushoushanghou，zhaohanbuzhimeiyouzhaoguta。
shenzhitiantianhetanfeifeipaozaiyiqi，meiqimingyuepailian。
hongxingjixieshidachang，changlizuijinyaoxuandaibiaocanjiaqulidewenyihuiyan。
zhaohanshenweichangcao，beishouzhumu。
他看好谭菲菲。
yuanshujuqingjiushiyuanzhujidudefakuang，paodaohoutaiqudaoluan，jieguobeishuoshimeiwenhua，xiaoxinyan。
tahezhaohanguanxijihupolie。
zhaohanhoulaiqushangdaxue，tanfeifeiyekaoshangledaxue，liangrenzhongyuchengyiduanjiahua。
eryuanzhuquezaiquzhaozhaohandelushang，beijigeqigaidianwu，houlaimeibanfa，suibianjiajileyigelaoguanfu，zaosiqicandeming。
jianzhijiushichetoucheweidebeiju。
dan，buhaoyisi，xianzaizheisoumingyunzhilun，youtalaizhangduo！