第4章
dingkeliansegenchoushuigouyibannankan。
sizhoudeneixiehupenggouyou,doushimianmianxiangqu,meirengandong。
yangxiaoxieluchuzheiyishou,nengkanchulaishenshouxiangdanglihai,wanyiyinhuoshaoshenjiudebuchangshile。
“haoshenshou!”dingkediulemianzi,jiangmuguangzhuanxianghurui:“huzong,wokannishibuxiangzaidonghaishihunleba?gandongwoderen?!”
huruixinxiangdajuweizhong,yemingbaijianhaojiushou,yushishuodao:“fangcaiyichangwuhui,woxiangdingshaodaoqian。”
“haha,hao!jirandaoqian,nijiugaiguixia!”dingkerendinghuruisongle,cunxinxiangzhaohuimianzi。
zhiyuhuruihezheixiaozi,yihouzaimanmanshoushi!
huruiyinyayiyao,jibiandingkecikebaibandiaona,danshiweileboyadeneibidanzi,weilezhenggebaiyujituan,tazhinengrenrufuzhong!
tadeshuangxiweiweizhandou,wanquxiaqu,yankanjiuyaoduidingkeguixia……
kexiayimiao,huruishuangtuixuankong,jingshengshengbeirentiqi!
huruijingyadiniuguotou,faxianshiyangxiaoxielinzhezijideyiling:“niganshenme?”
“zheiniantou,zhiyoujisirenshangfencaixiagui。”yangxiaoxiesonglesongjian,yanshenpiexiangdingke:“ni,shixiangsima?”
“made,nidongwoyigeshishi!”dingkeyenule。
“啪!”
huayingangluo,yangxiaoxiejiaoxiasuyi,xiayimiaobianchuxianzaidingkemianqian,henhenshangletayierguang!
dingkemengle,zaichangsuoyouren,yedouyilianzhenjing。
zheixiaozinalaideyongqi,juranganshandingshao!
yangxiaoxiezuoshoushenchu,rushebanchanzhudingkezuobei,jiangtaenzaizhuoqian:“gaidaoqiande,shinicaidui。”
dingkepingshixiaozhangbahuguanle,yijudaoqiancongtazuilishuochulai,nanyudengtian。
“rangwodaoqian,nipingshenme?”
“pingwo,shiruierdelaogong!”
dingkeziranbuxin:“jiuni?zheifuhansuanyangyepei?niyaoshihuruilaogong,wojiushitapintou!”
yangxiaoxieyinchenzhemeihuida,niezhudingkexiaobei,shaoweiyongledianli。
咔嚓!
“啊!!!!”
dingkecanjiaolianlian,zijidezuobeituojiu,tengdeliangtuidazhan。
sizhouneixiehupenggouyou,wubujingkong。
zheixiaozirucixieqi,mianduidingshaoye,yiyanbuhejiuxiazheimehendeshou!
“guikulanghaoshenme?”yangxiaoxiewunazhutadeyoushou:“zaijinisanmiaozhong,bushuohua,jiulundaonixiayizhigebo!”
dingketengdewuguandouniuqu,zhandoudao:“chouxiaozi,nizhibuzhidaowoshishei?gandongwo?dingjiajueburongni!”
yangxiaoxiebuxieyigu:“san。”
“nigan?”dingkehaizaizuiying。
“二!”
“王八蛋!”
“一!”
dingkepieleyangxiaoxieyiyan,duifangneishuangshensuidemouzizhong,jingshiwudidexieliyubuxie!
fangfozijizaitayanzhong,zhishiyitoudaizaidezhu,liantaojiahaijiadequanlidoumeiyou!
dingkezhijuedehanmaodaoshu,maogusongran:“suannihen!wodaoqian,duibuqi!”
“mei……meishi。”huruimeixiangdaodingkerucijieaobuxunderen,juranhuiduizijidaoqian。
“guangshizuishangdaoqian,meiyouchengyi!”yangxiaoxiejiangzhuoshangyanhuigang,daozaiyibeibaijiulimian,jiuyelikebiandehunzhuobukan。
“fajiuyibei,buguofenba?”
yangxiaoxiejianghunzheyanhuidejiubei,fangzaidingkeyanqian。
dingkemingbaitazheishibaofuzhiqianfahuruidesanbeijiu,yaoyadao:“pengyou!woyijingdaoguoqian,jinitaijiexiale,zhenyaogaodewozheimenankan?”
“nijiwotaijie?”yangxiaoxiezhizheneibeijiu:“wozheicaishizaijinitaijie!”
“nifangpi!rangwohezheixieyanhui,chufeilaozisile!”dingkenulixiangyaofankang,chaozhezhouweirennuhou:“made,nimenzheibangfeiwu,haibuguolaibangwo!”
manzhuodehupenggouyou,zheicaixiangqiyaoshangqianbangdingke。
咔嚓!
又是一声脆响。
canjiaoshengzaicixiangqi,dingkeliangtiaogebo,douyiyizhongqiguaidezishichuizaizhuoxia。
yangxiaoxiemiexiezheyan,danshouzhiguozhongren,yuqiliuluchuwushangbadao!
“sheiganshangqianyibu,si!”
neibangrenbeiyangxiaoxieyanxingzhongliuluchudeshaqizhenshe,yishijianjingwurenganshangqianzhizhi!
zhenggebaoxiang,dunshixieqisiyi!
“jinitaijie,buhuizou?neiwolaijiaojiaoni!”
yangxiaoxiejiangneibeiyanhuijiu,guanjindingkedezuili。
dingkeshuangbeituojiu,zhinengrenyouyangxiaoxiebaibu,beiniekaizuichun,jiangneibeiyanhuijiu,quanbuguanxiaduzi。
yigukulaxingchoudeweidao,chongchitadehouguan,qiangdetamengdikesou。
yangxiaoxiepailepaishou,duizhouweineibangrenshuo:“xianzaikeyitaizoutale。”
zhongrenrumengfangxing,qishoubajiaoditaizhecanbaidedingke,likaijiudian。
“made!nigetuzaizi,jilaozidengzhe!”tuolixianjing,dingkelikebodadianhuajizijilaoshu:“shu!worenbeizoule,bangwochutou!”
sanbeijiuxiadu,huruicikejiujingshangtou,jingshenyoudianhuanghu。
zoudaojiudiandating,zhongyuzhichibuzhu,jiaoruandaozaidatingdeshafashang。
“nishuoni,mingmingjiubunenghejiu,weishayingchengni?”yangxiaoxiesongsongjian,xiangquchanfuhurui,quebeihuruituikai。
“wozijinengzou!”huruixingzhongdifanlegebaiyan:“nigemaiyudongshenme,zuoshengyiyou……youshi……yaoweiquqiuquande……”
huruishuozheshuozhe,jingkaozaishafashang,shuizhele……
wuheidexiufa,congxiangjianhualuodaolianpang,zhiyinyueluchuxiaoqiaohongrundebiyi。
yinghongzuichun,weiweizhanghe,jiaoqiaoyudi,lingrenchuixian。
ceshuixiaderongyan,jingzhiquexianchujifenhantai,nayoupingshinvzongcaideguoganmoyang?
“shuohaodezijizouni?”yangxiaoxiefajuedaohuruiyilingxia,changkaidexuebaijifu,yanshenlveweiyibian。
“huo,pingshibuxianshanbuloushuide,jieguobubiqiyaxuandexiao!”
bijingshilaopo,yangxiaoxieyepabeibierenfaxian,yushituoxiawaitao,gaizaihuruishenshang。
zhengdangcike,jiudianmenwai,chuangruyiqunwudasancudezhuanghan。
weishoushigeshouguruchaidezhongniannanren,shenpangzhanzhejigeren,doushigangcaipeitongdingkeshenbiande。
kanlaizheishizhaochangzilaile。yangxiaoxieweiweiyixiao。
“shu,jiushineiren!”yourenrenchuyangxiaoxie:“gangcaijiushita,dazhedingshaoliangtiaogebo!”
“nigande?xiangzhaosini!”zhongnianrenerhuabushuo,zoudaoyangxiaoxiemianqian,yangqibazhang,jiuyaoshanxiangtadelianpang。
yangxiaoxiebaoqihurui,xianghoutuilesanbu。
“nihaiganduo?zhidaolaozishishenmerenma?”zhongnianrendengyuanshuangyan,zibaojiamen:“laozishidingkedeershu——dingmanjiang!”
jiudiandegongzuorenyuanjiandaozheimu,benxiangbaojing。
ketingdao“dingmanjiang”sangezi,hedeganjinguashangdianhua,buganduoguan!
donghaishiyouliangdatangkou——jingyuntanghesihaitang。
liangdatangkouzhanjudonghaishidedong、xiliangdahaigang,liancaiwushu,shilipangda!
erzheiweidingmanjiang,zhengshiqizhong“jingyuntang”dewudangjia!
neixiejiudianrenyuan,mashangkaishizhuanyishixian,buganduokanyiyan,shengpayinhuoshaoshen。
yangxiaoxiemeitingguodingmanjiangdeminghao,danranwendao:“youheguigan?”
“haha,tingdaolaoziminghao,hainengzhendingziruo?”dingmanjiangmizheyanjingdaliangzheyangxiaoxie:“xiaozi,ganglaidonghaibujiuba?”
yangxiaoxieshihuashishuo:“jintiangangdao。”
“guoran!neiwojiaojiaonidonghaideguiju!”dingmanjiangshuqilianggenshouzhi:“gandongwodingmanjiangdezhizi。woxianzaiyaoniliangzhishou,haiyouyiduiyanzhuzi!”
dingmanjiangneibangshouxiayizhenkuangxiao,xianranshizuoguanzheizhongshi,xiangyaokanyangxiaoxieziqushuangmuheshuangshoudexiaohua。
yipangdejiudianyuangong,zetoutoutiyanqianzheiweinianqingren,nielebahan。
dezuilejingyuntangderen,zheiqingniankongpayaozaoyanga!
“shuoba!shinizijidongshou,haishirangwoderendongshou?”dingmanjiangjiangyibabishou,diuzaiyangxiaoxiedemianqian。
yangxiaoxiequekanyebukanneibabishouyiyan:“yanjingheshou,wodouyao。zheikebunengjini。”
“hahahahaha!daizhong!”
dingmanjiangnujifanxiao,tongkongchongmannuhuo,zaidonghaihaimeirenganzheimebujitamianzi!
tayuandudidengzhuyangxiaoxie,senrandao:“jirannibuji,wobianzijilaiqu!”
neibangshouxiazaoyixushidaifa,qishuashuadijiangshenhoudekandao,xiangzheyangxiaoxiejichierqu!!