第6章
baiyujituan，dongshizhangbangongshidedamenchangkaizhe。
wuyouzuozaizhenpishafali，liangjiaoqiaozaihongmuchajishang，jugaolinxiadiwangzhemianqianyizhuangyishoudeliangren：“zaijinimenyicijihui，zuotianzuocuomei？”
liangrenzhengshizuotiandebaoan，ciketamenshuangshougefuzheyigeciguan，dingzaitouding，guizaiwuyoudemianqian，kelianxixideyangzi。
“wuzong，zuotianzhenmeibanfa。neirenshihuzongweihunfu，womenzenmehaodongshouganzouta？”
zhuangxiedebaoangangkaikoufanbo，quebeiwuyoudiulaideyanhuigang，zazaiciguanshang。
ciguanpolie，huapotouding，xueliubuzhi！
“woshuoguohenduoci！neizahuibushixiaoruideweihunfu。tingbudongrenhua？”
wuyouyanzhuzidouyaodengchulaile：“shuohuadoubuhuishuo？wofanilianghushanerguang，shandaolaozishuangweizhi！！”
liangbaoanxinzhongbiequ，dantamenzhishixiaoxiaodebaoan，duimianqueshijituandagudong。
meibanfa，zhinengxianghudaleduifangdelianjixia。
baiyujituandetongshimenqiaojianmenneidejingxiang，yilunfenfen，queyewunengweili。
wuyoubuguangshigongsidedagudong，tongshiyeshidonghaisandajiazuzhiyidewujiashaozhu！
bieshuozhishiqifuliangmingbaoan，jiusuanjiangtamendachengcanfei，yemeirenganzulan！
pieleyiyanmenwaizhongrendefanying，wuyouhenmanyi，buguoliangrenshanerguangdelidao，tajiuhenbumanyile。
“doumeichifanshiba？wolaishan！”wuyouyangqishoubeijiuyaoshanxiaqu。
zhuangbaoanrenwukeren，huodizhanqishen：“meizheimeqifurende！laozizheibaoanduizhangbuganle！xingba？”shuowan，zhuanshenyaozou。
sheizhiwuyouyigefeichuai，neimingzhuangbaoandeshentirutongfengzheng，piaochujimiyuan，hunshenwuli，tuchuyikouxianxue！
“niyiweicizhijiuxing？zhiyaolaozibutongyi，nijiushilaozideren！”wuyouningxiaozheshenchushou，shanleneizhuangbaoanliangerguang。
qingcuideerguangsheng，zaikongkuangdebangongshizhong，gewaixiangliang。
“wuyou，kuaidiantingshou。”huruijishigandao，duineimingshoubaoanshuo：“xiaoliu，nixiandaitaquyiyuanzhiliao。”
shoubaoanzaoheshale，tingdaozheihua，caimianqiangfuqineimingzhuangbaoanlikai。
jiandaohuruidaole，wuyoudetaidushaoweiruanhuayixie：“xiaorui，zheiliangrenwomeiwangou，nizenmejiufangtamenzou？”
huruiquanzudao：“nibiezaizheihunaoxingbuxing？zheilikeshigongsi。”
“wohunao？hunaodeshizuotianneixiaozi！”tingdaozheihuadewuyou，shunjianxueyabiaosheng，yuqiyebagaojidu：“biewangji，gongsiwodegufenzuiduo！zheilishiwoshuolesuan！”
huruizhoulezhoumei，duiwuyoudexingwei，wukenaihe。
zairenyouwuyouzheiyanghunao，gongsirenxinhuansan。
caiheboyajituandehezuo，yidanchuxianshenmewenti，houguobukanshexiang……
“nizhaowo？”yangxiaoxiecongrenqunzhongjichulai，gangjihuruitingchequle，shaoweiwandaoyibu。
kanzheyanqiandeqingdi，wuyoudetongkongli，ranqitengtengnuhuo！
zuotianjiushitazaizhongmukuikuizhixia，jiangzijizouyunguoqu，lingzijiyanmianjinshi。
“yangxiaoxie！nilaidezhenghao！”
wuyouzhizhemenkouweizhi，zhengsedao：“nizhanzaizhei，rangwotisanjiao，ranhougunchudonghai！zhiqiandeshikeyiyibigouxiao！”
胡蕊心头不由一紧。
wuyouzhiqianxueguoduoniandetaiquandao，jiaolijingren。
xunchangrenbieshuotadesanjiao，pashiyijiaodoukangbuzhu！
yangxiaoxiesuiranyoudiangongfu，danruguobuhaishou，zhanzaineilirangwuyouti，neibudengyuzhaosi？
“yangxiansheng，xianzaishiwomenjituanneibudeshi，nikeyilikaile。”huruiganjinchaoyangxiaoxieshilegeyanse，shiyitayuanlishifei。
yangxiaoxiequexiangshimeitingdaohuruidehua：“wuzongyaotiwosanjiao？yaotibuwanzenmeshuo？”
wuyouchaofengqilai：“sanjiaowozhixianshao，zenmehuitibuwan？ruguonipiyang，wokeyiduofuzengnijijiao！”
yangxiaoxiediandiantou，goulegoushouzhishuo：“xing，neinilaiba。”
zhongrentanlekouqi，kanlaiyangxiaoxieyoushiwuyoudexiayigebalingduixiang！
“hao，nizhanhaole！”wuyoujianyangxiaoxiezhanzaimenkou，shuangshoufuhou，zhanluxiaoyan：“zheicirangnizhidaolaozidelihai！”
tatuihoujibu，mengrandianqijiaojian，fadongquanshenzhili！
yijiaodangxian，yibaibashiduhuixuanti，zhouranchuaixiangyangxiaoxiedenaodai！
wuyouzheiyijiao，lianleqibanian，zuyitiduanmuban！
zheiyijiaoshangqu，putongrenfeisijican，yunqihaoxie，yehuinaozhendang！
ranerdangtadejiaojian，chuaidaoyangxiaoxieshenshang，queyoudaoyinyuejinguang，fuzhezaiyangxiaoxiedetibiao。
jiezhe，gangmengdefanzhenzhili，fanshiwuyouzujian！
咔嚓！
jiaogushunjianduanlie，wuyoubaozhezijideyoujiao，daozaidishang，tongkudiaihaoqilai！
canjiaosheng，rangsuoyoumuduzheyiqiederen，doujingdaile！
yangxiaoxiezhishizhanzaiyuandi，wensibudong，fandaoshizourendewuyou，bianderucitongku？
“我的脚！”
wuyoutongkudikuhan：“wangbadanyangxiaoxie，nidaodiduiwozuoleshenme？”
“yi？bushinitidewo？”yangxiaoxieyunzhuanzhehutigangqi，huanhuanshenchulianggenshouzhi：“wuzong，haiyouliangjiao。”
wuyouxianzaizhandouzhanbuqilai，erqiejiusuannengzoudong，tayejianjuebuhuizaitile！
zheixiaozitaixiemenle，shentibigangbanhaiying！
“yangxiaoxie！ganxiaheishou，laozijuebuhuifangguoni！”wuyouxianzaizhinengwunengkuangnu，pokoudama。
yangxiaoxieluchuyisiguiyidexiaorong，zhanzhishenzi：“jirannibuti，neizheiliangjiao，wotinibushang……”
huayingangluo，yangxiaoxiedejiaojiantaiqi，jingzhundidianzaiwuyoudeyaojianliangxia。
zhongrenjianyangxiaoxiemeiyongli，zhiyiweishiguyixishuawuyou。
“nixiuruwo？”wuyoueran，zhengyaoshuohua，lianseshashibiandecangbai。
tazhijuede，huranyouwanqianzhimayi，zaiwangzijidexueroulizuan，saoyangnannai，hunshenchouchubuyi。
“吴总犯癫痫了！”
zhongrenhaiyiweiwuyoufanbing，ganjinbodajiuhuche，jiangtataizou。
yangxiaoxiexinzhiduming，beizijidianzhongmaxue，weilaisantian，douyaochengshousaoyangzuanxindetongchu。
“meishenmeshi，douchuqugongzuoba。”
huruijiangrenquanbuganzou，suijiguanshangdamen，niutouzhiwenyangxiaoxie：“nishibushixianzijibugoumafan？”
xianzhaoredingjia，xianzaiyoukaizuiwuyou！
好家伙！
gangdaodonghai，sandajiazujiubeitadezuiliangge！
“bushitaxianzhaowoshierlaizhe？wohainengzenmebanma？”yangxiaoxietankaishuangshou，manlianwugu。
“neiworangnilikai，niweishenmebuzou？”huruiqifendishuo：“zhiyaonizou，wohainenganfuwuyou。zuihoudingduodaojuqian，peijubushi。kexianzaidaohao，shiqingyijingwufazhuanyuanle。”
huruitailejiewuyoudexingge，muzhongwuren，mukongyiqie。
sheiruozhaoreta，yazibibao！
“meifazhuanyuan，neijiubuzhuanyuanbei。woyoubuniaota。”yangxiaoxiekanzhehuruineizhangjingzhidebuxianghuadepiaoliangliandan，luchudanyoushense，buyouguaneryixiao：“ruier，nizheibuhuishizaidanxinwoba？”
huruibuzijuedezhuanguoshen，duobiduifangderuilimuguang：“wodanxinni，qingbiezizuoduoqinghaomayangxiansheng？”
“yangxiansheng？zheichenghutaijianwaileba？yinggaijiao‘laogong’caidui。”
“laogongnimeia……”huruihuranganshoudaoerbiandehuxisheng，zhouranzhuanguoshen，yangxiaoxiejingbuzhishenmeshihou，tiedaozijimianqian。
neizhangjunyidelianpang，jinzaizhichi，guntangdeyanggangqixi，rutongxixichunfeng，pumianerlai。
“ni、nikaozheimejinganshenme？”huruihedehuarongshise，mengrantuihoujibu，zhuangzaizijidebangongzhuoshang，fangzaizhuojiaodeshuibeilikediaoluoxiaqu。
yangxiaoxieshenshoujiezhudiaoluodeshuibei，helekoushui，xiaoyinyindihuiying：“meishenme，wokoukea。”
huruiyuyanyouzhi：“neishui……shiwozuotianshukouyongde。”
“噗！！”
yangxiaoxieyikoubashuiquanbupenlechuqu，yongpangbiandechashuibuduanshukou：“nizaibangongshilihaiyaoshukou，youjiepiba？”
jianyixiangxieqiaomandeyangxiaoxie，luchurucilangbeidemoyang，huruiyerenbuzhuxiaoleqilai。
yangxiaoxiepoweigankai，meixiangdaozijiyingmingshenwudexingxiang，juranhuizaizheiniangmenshouli。
“haole，shuodianzhengshier。”
“nihaiyouzhengshier？shuolaitingting！”
“wogangcaijinitingcheshifaxian，zijijuranliantoubideqiandoumeiyou。”yangxiaoxietaochukongdangdangdekoudai：“suoyinishenweibaiyujituandongshizhang，gongzuoshibushijianpaixia？”
huruidingzheyangxiaoxie，kaolvlejimiaozhonghouwen：“neinihuixieshenme？”
“shenmedouhui，wokeshiquannengxingrencai。”yangxiaoxiepaizhexiongfu，zixinmanman。
“neinishishenmexueli？”
“我没学历。”
“‘meixueli’shishenmeyisi？”
“jiushimeishangguoxuea。”yangxiaoxieziyoushenghuozaishenxiandao，beishifujiaoyuzhangda，yagenmeishangguoxue。
“nandaonilianxiaoxuebiyezhengdoumeiyou？”huruidaoxiyikouliangqi，yishoufue。
cangtiana，fuqinzheishirenzhendema？zijimingmingshirenminjiaoshi，quexuanlegewenmangzuonvxu？
huruigengjiajianding，yidingyaotuihundejuexin。
“xingba。wozhidaoanpaishenmegongzuojinile！”