“江总？”
chengyichunyilianjinge，dengtakanqingsuliaodailishishenmedeshihou，lianshangdejingyashunzhuanweifennuhebugan。
“bailanyi！nizuowangenta——”
bailanyiyaolexiazuichun，meiyouyingsheng。
“ha，bailanyi，nibushishuoyaojichengzijinshoushenruyu？woyiweiniyoushenmebenshigangenwojiaoban，yuanlaiyebuguojiushizhihuiliangtuiyikai！”
chengyichunhehelengxiao，“buguonishisuanle，zheiweijiangxianshengkeshiyoumingdechiliangtou。nineitaoyuandaimayijingbeitashoulezhunbeishangxian。nijiushixianzaikaishizhaorenzutuanzhongxindajian，yezhinengshigechaoxihuanpidesanliuyouxi！”
ranerjiuzaizheishihou，jiangzhuniancongkoudaililinchuyizhiyoupan。
“baizong，zheishiyizhengtaoyuandaimahemeishuziyuan。sanbaiwan，congyigeyuandatouneilimaide。suanwojilansekejirudediyibijishuziyuangu。”
程冤大头：你再骂？
“lingwai，zuowantanhaodesanqianwanxianjinshishou，woyijingjiaomishuzuoxieyile。zhiyouyigeyaoqiu，bannianneishangxian。buguo《lanlandebairimeng》zheigemingzitubaole，gaidiao。”
bailanyizhanzhanjingjingjieguoyoupan：“jiang，jiangzong，zhei……”
“nizaidengwofanhuime？”
jiangzhunianmeiyanyitiao，suijikanxiangyipangwuguanniuqudebisanguanhaiyaolihaidechengyichun。
“chengzong？haibuzou？wogenbaizongyaotandeshi，jiexialaikeshishejigongsijimile。niliuzaizheierbuheshi。”
chengyichunyaoyaoya，yanlisanfenfennuqifenbugan：“bailanyinijiwodengzhe！”
我怕你？
bailanyixinxiang：laoniangcongshisansuijiuzaidengni。dengnizhanggao，dengnizhangda，dengnichuguohuilai，ranhouyihuilaijiuzaiwojiedecheliwanhuayang？
wotemehainazhesongnideliwu，dunzaimalubiandengniliangwanshi？
bailanyixinbuzaiyandizoudaomenkou。bamenguanshang，baraorendesixuhejiangzhunianyeyiqiguanzaiwaimianle。
“baizong，hetonghaizailushang，wokeyidadianhuachexiaode。”
jiangzhunianqingmiaodanxiediduizhemenshuo。
哗啦——
bailanyizhuaikaimen：“buhaoyisijiangzong，zhiqianwoshuoguodehua，dou……doudangmeishuoguo。maofanninle，henbaoqian。”
“哪句？”
江逐年挑了挑凤眼。
“全部。”
jiangzhunianzoujinxuanguan，kanleyiyangongzaitaizishangdechengzijindeyixiang。
tajingziguoqu，nalelianggenxiang，dianshang。
zheishijinmenjibendelijie。youshizhe，zunweida。
wuzilizhuanleyiquan，jiangzhunianbamuguangluozaimaoshang。
“叫什么？”
bailanyi：“woaimao。”
“我知道你爱它。”
“它就叫我爱猫。”
bailanyishuo：“dongman，huoyingrenzhe。limianyougejiaosejiaowoailuo。”
jiangzhunianbiaoshi，tingbudong。kuaciyuandeshier，buzaitaderenzhifanweinei。
“chayebujidaoyibei？”
shuozhe，jiangzhunianyouyouranzuozaishafashang，luqilemao。
“chengyichunheguode，woxiadule。”
白蓝依说。
yushi，jiangzhunianyongshouzhitouzhanlezhanchashui，jimaotianle。
bailanyiqidechadianbaogan，buguoxiangxianghaiyoushierqiuta，suoyiyaleyalizhi，kaikoudao：“jiangzong，womingtianhuiqujiukaigong。baozhengbannianshangxian。danshixianggenninshangliangxia，youximingzinengbugaime？”
“《lanlandebairimeng》？”
“嗯。”
bailanyishihuachengren：“zheigelixiangshiwogenchengzijingongtongqide，limianyouwomendeyixieqinghuai。zheigeyouxidemingzi，yeshita……”
jiangzhunianhengleyisheng：“renmeile，qianmeile，jiushengqinghuaile？tachushiweijieshenxiansi，ranhounawodeqianjinixuxieqingshu？duiwogongpingme？”
“怎么不公平？”
bailanyixianglexiang，“nei，nibushishuitanvrenleme？”
jiangzhunianshenziyiqi，piayixiabamaopaiyibianqule！
“nisuantashenmenvren？nidiyigenanrenshishei，xinlimeishu？”
bailanyi：“wohezijinshijingshenbanlv，bolatugaoyuyiqie。”