第一章离奇的事情
我只是个普通人。
danwozenmeyemeixiangdao，huizaiwoshenshangfashengzheimekongbueryouliqideshiqing，chedidianfulewodesanguan！
那是在一个月前。
woconghunmizhongxinglai，zheicaifaxianwojingranzaijingdi！
zhouweidoushizacao，**dixiashilulude。
genglipudeshi，wotemedoubuzhidaozenmejinlaide！
wopaleqilai，kandaoshenshangquanshiyuqinghecashang，wotaitoukanleyiyan，dunshibawohedeyijiling。
duimianhaizuolegelaodaye！
laotouzichuanzhedamagua，popolanlande，jiaoshanghaichuanleshuangbuxie，yepolandebuxing，tadezuijiaoyougedaheiwuzi，yanshenbinglengkandewohunshenfamao。
zheishiwoganjuenaodaifaliang，yongshouyimohaiyouxue，yinggaishishuaixialaideshihouzhuangshangde！
“xiaohuozi，nicongnaerlaide？”
laotouzifahuale，tadebiaoqinghaishineimeleng。
jiugenqianletayibaiwanside！
这话把我问蒙了。
wotaitouwangxiangjingkou，wojiuxiangshishiyileyiyang，woyebuzhidaozenmepaodaozheiguidifanglaide！
“laoyezi，zheishishenmedifang？”
“nidoujinlaile，nihaibuzhidaozheishinaer？”
laoyezijiexialaidehua，dunshirangwotoupifama：“zheishidilao，yonglaiguanyazuifande！”
什么鬼？
kenengshikanwobuxiangxin，tayoujieshidao：“youchaotingqindingdezhongfan，caihuiguanyadaozheili，xiaohuozi，kanlainiyeganletiandadeshiera！”
他说刚刚在睡觉。
kendingshizaineihuier，wobeiyuzurenglexialai，wodunshijiulele：“laoyezi，nishizaidouwowanerni？”
doushenmeniandaile，haigezheierwanfengjianshehuineiyitao！
laoyezibailewoyiyan，meihaoqideshuo：“wozaizheilitoushenghuoleshilainian，diyicijianni，nishixinlaideba？”
yilaierqude，tadeyuqihuanhebushao，haichongwoshenshou。
我俩友好的握了握。
laoyezishuotaxinghuang，hairangwojiaotahuanglao，wojuedegaoxiao，jiaolaohuanghaichabuduo！
laohuangshuochaotingdongluan，baixingminbuliaosheng。
tagenzhetuixingbianfabucheng，jiubeiguanlejinlai，laohuangdizhetou，bawandishangdezacao：“laotaipopanwodandujianjin，henduonianmeirenpeiwoshuohuale！”
“bububu，laoyezi，wohuaiyinidequkanyishengle！”
wohenwuyudeshuo：“zheishixiandaishehui，xianzaidou2023nianle。”wozhichameizhijiegentashuo，rangtaqujianchanaodai。
“xiaohuozi，wokannicaiyaohaohaojiancha，nikendingshishuaishanglenaodai，qingguangxuershisinian，huangdishouyituixingbianfa。”
“fabushangbaidaozhaoling，feijiubuxin，kexilaotaipopairenzunao，huangdibeiqiu，guganbeisha，suoyourendoubeiqianlian！”
wodetongkongdengda，zheitemenandaoshuodeshiwuxubianfa？tazuilidelaotaipo，jiushicixitaihoubucheng！
woshitanxingdewendao：“nimendelingtourenshi......”
“liangqichao，kangyouwei！”
tingdaotazuilimaochuzheilianggemingzi，wojingdexiabadoukuaidiaochulaile，youqishitadebiaoqingyansu，genbenjiubuxiangshizaishuohuang。
temede，nandaoshiwochuanyuele？zongbunengzheimegouxueba！