第1章

wobashinvzhudetiangou,wannianbeitai。

taweinvzhusongchesongfang,haimianfeijinvzhudagongyejiusuanle。

rujintajingranlianwodeshenzangdouyaosongjinvzhu,haiyaojiangwochuguoliuxuedejihuirangjinvzhudeerzi。

kewocaishinvzhudeqinshengnvera!

de,jirantawuqing,wozhijierangyangmujiangtasaodichumen。

fanzhenggongsixianzaishuyuyangmu。

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heyuhuanxuyaozhibing,sannianduomeidaliwodebadingshanglewodeshen。

“nijuangeshenjiningayi,yesuanbufutazheixienianduinidehao。”

好?

zhaoningmeicibushikongshoulaiwojiarangwobabangmang,wobaruoshibang,tajiujiamojiayangkuawojiju,wobaruoshishizaibangbule,tajiujiexinqingbujia,zaiwojiazhuxiacengchicenghe,xiangshihuanxiarenyiyangshihuanwo。

zhiyinwobadangchukuiqianta,yinjiajingpinhan,nabuchucaili,zhinengweiqutajiajibaofahu。

zaijiashangtajuedeshiwomadangchushejileta,haidetashiquleqingbaishen,gufuleyizhiduitashenqingdezhaoning。

kewoquejuedefenmingshitazijibuxiaoxinbeixiayao,pianpianguanbuzhuzijideniegen,qiangpodewoma,wocaibujuedewomacongmingyoujizhidenvrenhuiyanxiakanshangtazheigenaocan。

wobajianwobushuohua,potianhuangdizhudongjiwojiacai:“zheishinizuixihuandeyoumendaxia,haishiningayidezhihou,tedijinimaideni。”

wanlidecaishirede,wodexinqueshilengde。

zheige“dezhi”pahaishiwobagaosuzhaoningdeba。

wobazhijidezhaoningbuchihou,tarengjiwoshi,wokaixindebiaoqing,quebujidewochihouchadianguominsiwang。

erdangshidetamangzheanweiganqingshoushangdezhaoning,dianhuabujie,duanxinbuhui。

事后还骂我矫情。

worengxiakuaizi,guoduanjujue。

wobameimaoyitiao,henhenpaizhezhuozi,zhoumeibuyuedikanzhewo:“nizenmezheimezisi!zaozhidaojiuburangnimadainile,xianzainihetayiyangdexurongyoulengmo!”

woqixiaole,tahaihaoyisishuo,yaobushiwoma,wopashizaojiusizaijialishitidouchoule,tadoubuyidingnengfaxian。

dangshidetamangzhepeizhaoningdaoshijiegedilvyousanxin,duiyushengbingdewobuwenbuwen,shenzhirangwobiequfanta,youshizhaowoma。

womajidedangjiconghaiwaifeihuilai,weicidiudiaolezhongyaodehezuo,qidewobajiangwoguanxiaoheiwurangwohaohaofansiyixia。

xinzhongtaotiandenuhuoshunjianbeidianran:“yaoshuowuqingyouzisi,pashimeirenhenizheigeqiaorenqiangjiao,paoqiqinv,jiangsuoyoujiachanjinshujizhaoningdenanxiaosanxiangbi!”

zheixienian,zhiyaowobashibuliuyudidizizhuzhaoning,womajiwomaidefangzi,beitasongjizhaoningdangtajiachongwudefangjian,zhiyinzhaoningdezhangfubuyunxujialiyangchongwu。

zhaoningyijiabuxiangyaodeshengyi,gutoubannankendehezuozhe,tongtongrengjiwoba,wobahaiduitaganendaide,zhuanshoujianghaodeziyuanhequdaoquanjilezhaoningyijia。

yaobushiwomahenxinjianggongsiduozou,chengweigongsizuidagudong,pashirujinwomenyijiayaobeiwobahuohuodizhinengzailubiankanbierenkenmantou。

wobadelianshunjianjiuheile,mengdicongyizishangtiaoqilai,taishouyibazhanghenhenshanlai:

“pa!”wobadingzhewuzhiyin,bukezhixindidingzhewo,yanqiuchongxue,xiangshiyaoshalewoyiyang。

woduozaiguanjiawangshuhoumian,zhihuizheyongrenjiangwobadedongxidabaorengchuqu,shunbianjiangwobayechachuqu。

wobazaimenwaikuangkuangqiaomen,wunengpaoxiao:“nizheigebuxiaonv,woshiniba!bujiushirangnijuangeshenma,wodouwenguoyishengle,zhiyouyigejianjiankangkangdeshen,yenengzhengchanghuozhe!zaishuonihainianqing,youbugantilihuo,yeyongbuzheliangkeshen!”

wodefeidouyaoqizhale:“wangshu!jiangwobashoulidezikadoutingle!jiangtadecheyejiwoshouhuilai。”

外面顿时哑了声。

wozhanzaichuangbian,lengyankanzhewobahengchihengchituozhexingli,mantoudahandicongbanshanyaozouxiahuiqu。

wotedikaizhelafengdepaocheluguowobashikaikoudao:“ai,dangchuninfeiyaotingcongningayidejianyi,huagaojiamaixiatajiadedipi,jiangjiajianzaibanshanyao,zheibujiuchikuile。”

dangchutaweilezhaoguzhaoningdemianzi,bangzhutajiazijinzhouzhuan,huafeilesansibeideqianmaixiazheiyiwenbuzhidedipi,qidewonainaixingengqushi,ketayijiusibuhuigai,zheikoueqirujinzongsuanchule。

wobaehenhendenglewoyiyan:“woshiniba!wozhibuleni,zongyourennengzhideleni!”

wolengxiaoyisheng,zhenggejiajiumeirenhetazhanzaiyiqi,xianzaitafenwenmeiyou,nengfanchushenmelang。

keshishizhengmingwoxiangcuole。