第2章尚未娶妻
zhijianneipanjinlianzaiwangpodeqianyinzhixia，dimeihanshou，juanzheyizhenxiangfeng，laidaolewangqingdegenqian。
“nujiaxiangdaguanrenpeizui，kenqingdaguanrenyuanliangzege。”
panjinliandeshengyin，ruanruande，nuonuode，tiantiande。
tingdaoerzhong，jiuxiangshiyourenzaiyongmianhuasier，zaierdaoliqingqingdinaozhenaozhe。
suiranyoudianyang，queyichangdeshufu、xiangshou。
tatitaisuixianzhang，danqianshenxinglideshihou，yilingweikai。
wangqingdemuguang，henzirandeluoruneilingkouzhizhong。
danjianshanluannenbai，neizhongjianshanguzhishensui，rangwangqingdeshen，wangqingdehun，doubuzijindipiaoqilai。
panjinlianjianwangqingzhanzhebudong，yiweitabukenyuanliangziji。pangbiandewangpo，wangtadehouxigaiwo，qingtileyixia。
panjinliandunshiyigeqiangliang，puzhejiuguixiangwangqing。
wangqingjishifanying，ganmangshenshouquchanfu。
youyuhuangzhang，tazhuazhuleyizhinenbaideshouwan。
jinjinzhishizheiyixia，jiuganjuezheijifurusichouyibanshunhua，mianruanshuirun。
tazhengzhadeshihou，youxiangshiyizhixiaoyuer，zaishouzhongbengtiaozhe。
“aiyo！daguanren，zheikeshibude！”
bianshangdewangpo，ganmangguolaiquanzu。
wangqingyezheicaiyishidaozijiyouxieshitaiyuelile，lianmangbashoujisongkai，suolehuilai。
panjinlianbuganzaiwaiduojiajiuliu，gengbuganduokanwangqingyiyan。
ganmangdizhetou，qianleqianshenzi，maizhesuibukuanshenyouhuilewu。
“daguanren，daguanren？”
“biekanla，tadouyijingyoulefujia，suiranhaiweiyuanfang，buguoneiyeshizaowandeshi！”
wangpofangfokanchuanlewangqingdexinsi，zaibianshangyuzhongxinzhang。
wangqinglianmangdaleshenghaha：“daniangxiashuoshenmeni，wojiuzhishijianrenjiazhangdejunqiao，duokanjiyaneryi。”
“zenmekenenghuiyoubiedexinsi？”
wangqingzhanzhishenti，suibushijianshuokuiwu，queyeyunchengjieshi，shengaoyueyimibaji，zuzugaochulewangpobangeshenzi。
wangpotaiqilian，chaozhewangqingzhazheyanjing：“daguanrenzhenmeibiedeyisi？”
wangqingxiayishideshuo：“zenmekenenghuiyouni？”
“wozijijialiyouqiqie，yongdezhejiyubierende？”
“daguanrenheshiquqile，laoshenzenmebuzhidao？”
rangwangpozheimeyishuo，wangqingturanlengdezhu。
欸，等等！
王庆抓了抓后脑勺。
genjuneixieturanyongjinzijinaozilidejiyi，wangqingfaxianzheiximenqing，jurandaoxianzaihaijieranyishen！
没有娶妻生子？
zheihaishishuihuxiaoshuoli，neifengliuchengxingdeximenqingma！？
wangpojianwangqinglengzhe，xiaohehedishuo：“daguanrenruoshixiangzhonglenajiaxiaoniangzi，jinguangenlaoshenshuo。”
“laoshena，yidinghuicuchengmeishi。”
zheiwangpohualiyouhua，yibanmeiposhuohua，huiewaijiayiju“weichugedexiaoniangzi”。
taquebuzhishiwuyi，haishiyouxinloule。
lianggerenzhengshuohuajian，buyuanchujiukandaoyigeyuanyuangungun、cucaoyouheidenanren，tiaozhelianggeluokuang，yaoyaohuanghuangdizouleguolai。
“ganniangzenmezaianjiamenkou，quebujinqu？”nanrencuyazhesangzi，yueshikaojin，yuwangqingdeshengaochajiuyueda。
“eyo，shidalanghuilaile。”wangpolianshangdaizhexiao。
wangqingdaliangzheyanqiandewudalang，neimeitouzhitutu。
要命！
xianshipanjinlian，zaishiwudalang，guobuleduojiu，gujiwusongyeyaochuxianle！
nandaozijiganggangzhuanshiweiren，youyaosishangyihui？
不行不行！
wangqinglianmangbazheigeniantoupaokai，tongshianangaojieziji，zhiyaolipanjinlianyuanyidian，neiwusongdedaozi，yejiubuhuiluodaobozishang！
wangqingzhengsisuojian，jiukandaowangpoyijingbaneiwudalangjidafazoule。
wudalangbiaomianshangkekeqiqi，kansihaitinghanhou。
keshidangtaganggangjinruwuzili，jiutinglitouchuanchu“guangdang”yisheng！
ranhou，jiushiwudalangneisichemabuyiyangnantingdeshengyin，conglitouchuanchu。
“angennishuoguoduoshaohui，menyaohedeyanshi，bunengjianwaibiandenanren！”
“neixienanren，nagebushichannideshenzi！”
“跪下！”
jiezhe，jiuchuanchulemubanzipaidarendeshengyin。
“啪！”
“啪！”
wangqingtinglebuyoudemeitouyijin！
lianxiangdaopanjinlianneijiaoruandeshenzi，beiyigecuaidenanrenshouchimubanpaida，dunshinaomenzijiucuanshangleyituanhuo！