“笑得真丑。”
meixiangdaoneiqunzaolaotouziyijingsangxinbingkuangdaorangyigewusuinaiwawadangyanxiandedibule。
真是世风日下。
xiaojiahuotingdaobabashuozijichou，neishuangshiluludimaoyanzhushizhehuoyao，bugaoxingdibiezhezui，chadianwadiyishengkuchulai。
nanrentaimoulengbulingdingduishangnvhaineimanshiweiqudixiaolian，weiweiyouxielengmodiyikaishixian，xuanjibuzhehenjigoulegouchun，zuizhongqiangrenzhemeiyouxiaochusheng。
zheixiaojiahuochunchengzheiyang，nenghuodaoxianzaishitingburongyide。
xiaojiahuojianzheigebianyibabazhenmeiyoushouliuzijidedasuan，tabudebubiezhejindoudoucoushangqian，naishengnaiqishangganzhetuixiaoziji，“wojiabujinchuangtale，shuiyetingle，yaochiyediule，kongdiaoyehuaile~”
dunledun，yesangyangzhexiaolian，renzhenqiangdiao：“liangoudouresile~”
“wobuguan，sangsangjiushixiangqunijiashui。”
xiaotuanziminzuishilianjiapangzuirendexiaojiuwoweiruan，neiyibenzhengjinghushuobadaodimoyangjianzhiguaijile。
pangbianbaozhetadezhaotezhujiancichedixiaopenle。
tagewaixihandinieleniexiaoguniangruanhuhudiliandan，beimengdixinganzhizhan。
zheihaiziyetaiguailedianba！
nanrenmeitouweining，lianseshaoshaoyileng。
buzhiweihe，kandaozheinaihuhudixiaojiahuobeilingyigenanrenbaozaihuaili，nei“fucizixiao”dihuamianluodaotayanlijiugewaibushuang。
huoyaoshenseguadan，heimoujinjindingzhezhaotezhu，zuilidehuaqueshibujiasikaodituokouerchu，“banideshoucongtalianshangnakai！”
zhaotezhubeizijialaobanlengbulingdinghechileyisheng，shouzhongdongzuojianglejiang，zaixiaotuanzimengdongmangrandizhushixia，tazheicailianlianbushedibashoufangxia。
huoyaojiantaneixianzhutizhongyucongxiaogunianglianshangnalexialai，zheicaishufulebushao。
tayelandejiujiezijigangcaineiyongshanglaimomingdeqingxu，chaozheyesangzhaolezhaoshou，shiyizhaotezhujiangrenfangxia。
xiaojiahuoruanmengmenghuanglehuangnaodai，zhanzaidishang，yishuangshuiputaobandemaotongzhalezha，yangtouzhigougoudingzheta，“baba……”
“抱~”
naishengnaiqidiyiju“bao”jianzhirangpangbiandizhaotezhuchadianjiaochusheng。
huoyaoneizhanglengjundilianshangmeiyousihaoqingxu，taningshizheyanqiandexiaojiahuo，zaipieleyiyantahuailijinjinlouzhedexiaonaigou，buzhehenjiculecumei。
zheixiaojiahuopengcihaixiejiadaikou？
nanrenxianqihoutuiyibu，yanfengbuqingbuzhongxielexiaojiahuoyiyan，shengxianqinglengweiweihengxiaolesheng：
“做梦。”
yigebuzhidaocongnagejijiaogalachulaipengcidexiaoyatouxiangrangtabao？
门都没有。
yesangbeijujueyihoumangranchujidaohuoyaobinglengdiyanshen，taxiayishibaojinhuailixiaonaigou，xiaonaiyintingshangquweiqubaba。
“……便宜爸爸。”
不抱就不抱嘛。
tingdaotadexiaoshengdunang，nanrendanshouchaodouzhanqishen，neidazhangtuimaikaibuzijugaolinxiadingzheyanqiandexiaojiahuo。
xiaotuanziyangtouwangzheta，yebuhangsheng，neishuangshuiputaosidimaotongjimanleleiyi，kelianbabadixiaomoyangjianzhikuderangrenxindousuile。
霍尧：“……”
xushixuemaixianglian，xiaoguniangyiyanbufabiezheleidimoyangweishiyouxiekelian。
nanrenlengzhelianzuizhonghaishijiangrenyibalaozaihuaili，xiaotuanzinaihuhudishenziruandigenmianroudeside，baozaihuailiqingpiaopiaomeiyourenhezhongliang，tazuishangxianqidizeleyisheng，yinselengdan：
“麻烦精。”