第三章高烧
danjieguohaowuliwai，qingjianyizhangyemeifachuqu，tamenliangkouzizhinenggangadetuidiaolejiudiandedingdan。
huijiaduineixiemeilaidebinkepokoudama：“yiqunchunren，worangtamenchisushiweiletamenhao，juranhaibulingqing，huogaitamenchirouyibeizi，pohuailezijidefubao。”
“shashenga，duocanrena，neikedoushiniezhang，xiabeizishiyaohaide！”
wotingzheyangleihecuiyueefenfenbupingdenuma，xiaoleyouxiao，haishimeishuohua。
chirouyibeizi，xiabeizihaibuhaibuzhidao，danzheibeizishizhenxianga！
woxiaozhizidiyicishengbing，shizaishangyoueryuanyihoudenianji。
yinweiyoueryuandehuoshishihunsudapeidejiankangyinshi，yangleifuqimeishaoquxuexiaolinaoshi。
keyoueryuanbukenengyinweitamenyigehaizi，gailequantihaizideshipu。
neiduanshijian，wozaimangzheyiyuandepingzhicheng，zanshimeigongfudalitamenjiadeposhi。
yangleicengjiwodaleyigedianhua，xiangrangwozuoweiyishenggentayiqiquyoueryuan，xuanyangtailisubaobaojiankangdeguandian，beiwoyigongzuomangtuituochuqu。
开什么玩笑？
wojibianshimeizaimangzhepingzhicheng，yebuhuiqugentaxuanyangzheizhongnaocandeyanlun！
weilezheishi，wolaopohaiteyidadianhuaguolaibaoyuanguo：“nizheigedanggufude，tianzebushiyingyoueryuandehuoshi，niyebuguolaiguanguanma？”
duici，wozhishipingjingdeshuodao：“laopo，yiyuanyaopingzhichengle，woshengzhilegongziyegao，cainengjinihuagengduodeqian。”
“zaizheshuole，tianzeshigaoguidetailisubaobao，tianshengjiuyoushenhoudefubao，shenmewentibunengkefu？”
wolaopojianwozheimeshuohua，manggongzuoyoushiweilejitahuaqian，zheicaibishanglezuiba。
shangyishi，wotiyirangyangtianzechirouyihou，yangleihecuiyueebiansashoubuguan，zheihaizifangfoshijiwoshengdeyiyang。
wulundashixiaoshi，doushiwozheigegufuzaicaochi，yeyincicuoguolehenduogongzuoshangshengzhidehaojihui。
danzheiyishi，wobukenengzaixiangsihouqinerziyiyang，duidaizheigeqinshoujiwoxiayaohaisiwodehaizi。
duoshaocibuhuanersanzhihou，yangleifuqidaizhehaizihuilejia，zheiyoueryuan，tamenbushangyeba。
danhuijiameiduojiu，yangtianzejiushengbingle，zhibuguoshiwolaopodaitachuqumaileyishenyifu，shouledianfeng，dangwanbianfalegaoshao，zenmeyetuibuxiaqu。
yangleiyoujiwodalailedianhua：“jiefu，tianzefashaole，nizaina？guolaijietaqunimenyiyuanzhibing。”
dianhuaneitouhaichuanlaiwolaopozizedeshengyin：“shialaogong，douguaiwo，daizhetianzechuqushoulefeng，xianzaigaoshaobutui，shenmefangfadoushiguole，nikuaihuilaiba。”
wotingzhetamenjiaojideshengyin，neixinmeiyouxianqiyisibolan，shenzhifaneryouxiexiangxiao。
xianzaiwaimiandetianqigenbenbusuanleng，zhengchanghaizichumenbuhuiyinweichuifengjiushengbing，dikangliruode，chengsiyejiuhuixiaoganmaoyixia，hejitianreshuijiunenghao。
danxiangyangtianzezheizhonghuijiajiugaoshaobutuidezhengzhuang，yijingshisuoweidetailisujitadeshentizaochengleshanghai，zheishidianxingmianyilidixiadebiaoxian。
qianshili，yangtianzeanzhaowojitaguihuadeshipuchifan，shiniandoubujiandenengshengyichangbing，ouerganshangliuxingganmao，tabamayewanquanbudanghuishi，quanquanjiaojiwoqudaitazhibing。
tamenhaimeiyueqiming，zheishiranghaiziduogenwozheigegufuqinjinqinjin。
xianzaixiangxiang，wocaishishadekexiao，jingranyizhizaitibierenyangerzi。
kejibianruci，zuizhongwoyemeinengluodeyigehaoxiachang，beiwojingxinzhaoguyangdadezhizishasi，zhenshifengci！
zheiyishi，wobuhuizaiguanyisiyihao。