xiangxiangzhongdebaofubingmeiyoulai，dengdaotianhei，chenmoshouletanzi。
xiaoheizizaipangbiandengta，shoulitizhezhilaomuji，“gege，gege”jiaohuangebuting。
xiaoheizirenruqiming，pifuyouhei，tianshengdezhongfentou，xiangmaoguaiyi，dajiadoukanbushangta，chenmolaizhiqian，shaoyourenyuanyigentashuohua。
chenmohefuqinbanlaijiujiehou，jiefangmentingshuotamenshiluopodedazurenjia，huoxushichuyuchoufu，yebudaijiantamen。
yuanzhuxingqingwenhe，duguoshengxianshu，shishaojiandebuqishixiaoheizideren。
suoyixiaoheizijingchangbangchenmogangancuhuo，errenhenziranjiuchengweilehaopengyou。
“mogeer，weishenmenideshouzhibidaohaiying?nishibushichuanshuozhongdexianren?”xiaoheizihaoqileyitian，zhongjiumeirenzhuwenlechulai。
chenmoshuangshoubaozainaohou，shifenyouxian：“doushixiexiuxingzhebale，nayoushenmexianren……”
“nifangpi，laozijiushixianren!”
qianfangturanyourenbaoheyisheng，zhenduixingjiqiang，suzhijidi。
mianduituruqilaidedalian，chenmoluqixiuzi，qishixiongxiongdechaoshengyinchuanlaichuzouqu。
特么的……
nageduzizheimechangkuang，jintianwojiugennilunlunsheishilaozi!
xiaoheizigenzaihoumian，sihutingchuleshenme，lianseyouxieguaiyi，haoxiangzaibiezhexiao。
qianmianshigepojiudejiuguan，jiuzhaozidoubianchenglelanbutiao，yiqunjiuguiweizaimenkouhahadaxiao。
chenmoshaqitengtengdejikaiyitiaolu，zhijianyigemanshenjiuqidezhongnianhanzitangzaitaijieshang，shuangzhibinglong，zhidianjiangshan。
“erdengfanfusuzi，duilaozikeqidian，buranwotaishoujianjiunengzhaolaifeijian，banizheipojiudiantianping!”
pangbianderenxiaodegengqijingle，dianxiaoerchazheyao，chadianxiaoduanqi，
“haohaohao，wojiuzhanzheirangnipi，kankanshinidefeijianli，haishixiaoyedetiebushanying!”
shuoba，dianxiaoerhaizhuangmozuoyangbaichugehuajiazimabu，qifenyoukuaihuolejifen。
zhongnianhanzizuiliyizhendigu，shuangzhixiaya，daheyisheng：“jianlai!”
dianxiaoertingzhexiongtang，denglebanshang，shenmefanyingdoumeiyou，jiuguanmenkouyoubaofachuyizhenhuankuaidexiaosheng。
chenmowuzhelian，qiaoqiaoxianghoutuiqu，zhuangzuoshenmedoumeikanjian。
“zhanzhu，jiandaolaozilianzhaohudoubuda，haodagoudan!”
zhongnianhanzisihubeichaoxiaodeyouxiebuhaoyisi，laolianyihong，zhizhexianghoutuidechenmo，yituzhuanyidahuodezhuyili。
chenmoshenziyijiang，wunaidezhuanlehuilai，hanleju：“die。”
zheigedafajiufengdezhongnianhanzi，zhengshichenmodebianyilaodie，chendaofei。
“欸~”
chendaofeiliangqiangdipaleqilai，toufalingluan，buxiubianfu，danconggaotingdebilianghelengjiaofenmingdelianpang，yijiunengkanchuqinianqingshi，biranshigejunmeiwushuangdefengliurenwu。
“haodaera，jiewoshiliangjiuqianhuahua。”
talanzhuchenmodejianbang，hunzhuodeyanzhongsihuyouruilideguangmangfuxian，shenshibankanxiangchenmodetianlinghedantianweizhi，youhenkuaichenjixiaqu。
chenmomeinengchajuetadebianhua，meihaoqidedao：“jintiantanzibeizale，meiqian。”
haishiliang，zhenghaoshitalesuolaideyibanle，pingrilijigeyuedouzhuanbudaoyiliang!kuangqienaleqianyeshipaojiutanzili，haiburubuji。
“zheishuohuanga，jiugendajiayiyang，bushigehaoxiguan，keruozuole，jiuwubichedi，rangrenxinfu，mingbaima?”
chendaofeibaohanshenyidekanletayiyanhou，hahayixiao，shouzhongbianxifabanchuxianyixiaodingyinzi，paojidianxiaoer：“xiaciduilaozikeqidian!”
dianxiaoerbayinzifangzaizuiliyaoleyixia，limabiandegongjingreqing：“dayemanzou，huanyingxiaciguanglin!”
renqunsankai，chenmoruoyousuosidezhanzaiyuandi，shengchuyizhonghuangmiudeganjue，haoxianglaodieshizhongzhushizhetayiyang。
jinrifashengleshenme，douyiqingerchu!
gangcaidehuashizaitixingta，xiashouhaibugouzhong?
erqieneidingyinzifenmingshichenmode，buzhilaodieyihezhongshouduan，rangtameiyousihaochajue，jiu‘jie’leguoqu。
“jinwanchijima?”chendaofeihexiaoheizigoujiandabeideyuanqu。
“shiachenshu，zheizhilaomujixiadedanquandoushisuide，kenengdanhaizaitaizhongjiumeile。”
“哦～鸡你胎没?”
……
wanfanshifenfengsheng，sanrenfenleneizhilaomuji，peishangxianyutang，neijiaoyigemei。
dengxiaoheizihuijiahou，chenmopazaishushangchengliang，youwenchongfeilai，tazhixuqixueyizhen，jiuhuiluoxiayidishiti。
zheijiushixiuxingdehaochua!
rujinchenmoyishiduantijingjiuzhong，qixuechongpei，diyunshenhou，lijuqijingzhiyouyibuzhiyao。
keshizheiyibu，youzaiduodeqixueyewuyong，jinjideguanjian，buzaidaaotipo，ershijiangtiandilingqixishoujintinei。
zhiyuruhegexishoufa，chenmomeiyoutouxu。
yushitazaixinzhongwendao：“xitong，zenmecainengtupodaojuqijing?”
“ding~，zhurenxuyaoyibenjuqijinggongfa，zaipeiheyaoyufuzhu，jiunengtupo。”
yijiushineigongjingdejixieshengnvsheng。
chenmotinghoushifenmanyi，duijiexialaiyaozuoshenme，youledazhimubiao。
shuzhituranfachubukanzhongfudeshengyin，chendaofeiyidiandoubuxiangzhengrisuzuideren，feichanglinghuodepaleshanglai，zuozaichenmopangbian。
cishitameiyoulepingrilidesanman，zhengsedao：“moer，nishenmeshihouxiuliandaoduantijingjiuzhongde，tipofangyuhaikanbilingbing?”
chenmodeshentiweiweijinbeng，zijizheigebianyilaodieshizenmezhidaotajingjiehetianfude?
duantijingshuyucuilianshentidejieduan，buzhudongzhanshi，pangrenjuenankanchuanjingjie。
lianxiangdaojiuguanqianneifanhua，baitianfashengdeshiqing，doubeilaodiekanzaiyanli?!
nei……tanengkanchuanzijidelinghun，yijinghuanleyigema?
chenmoguzuoqingsong，shitanzhewendao：“dienizenmezhidaode，nandaoniyeshixiuxinggaoshou?”
cishichenmohaibuzhidao，qiangdadexiuxingzhe，jingshenliliangnengmanyanqianmiwanmi，shenzhifugaizhengzuochengshi。
bujinnengchongdangyanjing，kanqingpangrennanyifaxiandexijie，shenzhiniantouyidong，jiunengzhirenyusidi!
chendaofeiwangzheliaokuodexingkong，yigouwanyuezaiyuncengjianqifu，xujiucaishuodao：“zheibingfeiyitiaotantu，wobenbuxiangrangnizoushangzheitiaolu。”
“keshinisihuhuodelemouzhongchuancheng，xiuliandaoduantijiuzhong，womeiyouliyouzaimanzheni，yegaiweinizuodianshenmele……”
laidaozheibangeduoyue，diyicijianfuqinruciyansu。
chenmoxinzhongyilin，zhijuedetashenshangyouzhongnanyiyanshuodeshenmigan，buyoudesuranqijing，qingshengdao：
“die，neiniyoujuqijingdegongfama?”
chendaofeiliezuiyixiao，bianxifabanconghuaizhongtaochuyitaxiaoceshuji，shouzhiniandong，zaichenmomianqianzhankai。
“you，suibiantiao!yitanhaojiuyiben，mailiangbensongyiben。”
chenmopiguxiayihua，chadianshuaixiaqu，shuohaodegaoshoufengfanni?
怎么一秒就破了功!
“wanjianguizong，rulaishenzhang，yizhongzushennvjianshangtulu，zhengyangziqi，qiankundanuoyi……”
qingshabandeyueguangxia，chenmokuaisusaoguozheixiemingzi，zuijiaoyichou，zenmekanzhedouxiangditanhuo?
haishishiwenqianyijinneizhong!
咦?
turanjian，chenmozhuyidao“yizhongzu”“shennv”“tulu”jizishi，shuangyanbengfachujingguang，erhuabushuojiuzhualesanben，liuxiayikuaisuiyinpaohuiwuzhong。
renshengkuduan，zidangbingzhuyedu，fenkuxiuxing!