3.不要脸的**
zheiyituidaizhezhaomanwubiandenuhuo，shidalichen，sudutebiekuai。
sheizhiyanjianzhezheiyituiyaochouzhongchenshundeshihou，chenshunjuranyibabaozhuletadetui。
zheituiliqida，haishibachenshunchoudeshuailechuqu。
buguo，tashibaozhezhaomanxiuzhangdetuizishuaichuqude。
liangrengezijinghuzhong，jingyiqiluodaolexishoujianwaimiandehuacongli。
zhaomanmanqiangnuhuo，tuibeilousile，choubuhuilai，mashangjiushiquantoukuangzou。
nazhidaochenshungenkuainiupitangside，louzhetabufang，zaihuaconglifangunbuting。
zhaomanyixiazidoumeidazhongchenshun，fanerrangchenshunyoushibaoyaoyoushilouxiongde，zhanjinlebianyi。
“**，nisashou！！！”zhaomanqingjizhixia，mengdebachuleyaohoudeshouqiang，dingzailechenshundetaiyangxueshang。
chenshunzheixiazilaoshile，shousakaile，“jingchaxiaojiejie，bie……zheimechongdong，fangsong，fangsong……”
zhaomanyixiazicongdishangfanqilai，qiangdingzheta，xunsudejitashanglekaozi，fankaozhe，“mmp，niganzheiyangduijie，kanjiejintianzenmezhini！nifandeshiqingdale，luowoshouli，canle！”
tazheishishenshangyiwudoubeihuaconghuapolebushao，toufayesanluanle，zheshiyoudianlangbei。
zheiliyoushicangku，tabubianyumashangfahuo，xiangzhehaishinonghuijialiquhenzouweihao，haidejiaoshangyexiaoxiaoguolai。
chenshunshenshangdegongzuofuyeshihuapole，toufasanluan，zhidebeiqiangdingzhewangneibianbaoshijiezouqu。
buyuanchu，kuguanbaoanlengdao：“chenshun，nizheigehunzhangdongxiweifanguidingchouyan，haifanlejuzilideshi，womashanggaosuwoshu，nibuyongzailaishangbanle。”
chenshunyiliandeluomo，kanlebaoanyiyan，wunaidexiaolexiao。
henkuai，tazuojinlezhaomandechefujiashili，manbujingxindeshuo：“zheiyizipizhihaisuanbucuo……ng，cheyemianqiang，kanlaini……”
“bizui！kaichachede**，jiedechebuyongnilaipingjia，shuodenihaoxiangyoubizheigenghaodecheside！”zhaomandeqiangzaichenshundeetoushanghenhenyichuo，daduanletadehua。
tashouqiqiang，fadonglechezi，huxiaozhelikailechangqu。
chenshunyouxiewugudao：“meinv，woyigechachegongren，nizhua**shenmea？”
zhaomanchendao：“nigehunzhang**，neitianwanshangjingganzhanwojiemeierdebianyi，wokeshizhualenihaoduotianle。nizhenshigoudandaa，juranhaihunwojiemeierdeqiyelishangbanle。”
chenshunyixiazimingbaile，zuijiaoyipie，yundanfengqingdeyangzi，“e，nishishuoneigeyezongcaideshiqingma？hehe，wodouyongpijiupingshuominglehuifuzerende，yejitadebaobiaotouzijieshileqishishiwuhuile，cheziwodoubangtasonghuiqule，nimenzenmehaisiyaozhebufang？zuorenbunengzheimesichanlandaba？”
“**，nishuowuhuijiushiwuhuile？nibaxiaoxiaojishuile，haizheimejiaobian，youlile？nixiaoxiaoneimedayimeiren，handongdiyimeiren，nisuanshenmedongxi，nengfugeshenmeze……e……”
zhaomanmazhe，bujingyiniutoudengchenshunyiyan，queyixiazishale。
yinweineishihou，chenshunzuozaitadefujiashishang，shoushangzhengnazhetadeshoukaozaineilibawan。
zheijiahuodizhetou，buzhishenmeshihouzuijiaoyoudiaolezhiyan，haimeidianzhe，nazheshoukao，haipangruowurendeyangzi。
made，zhei**haishigekaisuogaoshou？
zhaomanxinzhonganma，danyerenbuzhuyigejichache，zaidaobiantinglexialai。
yejiuneishi，chenshunturanqidong，diuleshoukao，kaimenjiutiaoxialeche，shouliyangqileyizhidanjia，yiliandandandexieqi，gezhebolidao：“meinv，neizhendeshigewuhui。biecheshenmehandongdiyimeirenle，woyoubushimeijianguomeinv。wohaiyoushi，jiubuheni、heyezongjiuchanle，nimenyebielaijiuchanwole，wozhendehuifuzerende，shipeile。nidedongxi，huitouwojidaonijuzili。”
“a……**！nizhanzhu！”zhaomanxintouyijing，yimoyaohoudeqiang，nalihaiyoudanjiani，qidetiaoxiachelaijiuzhui。
sheizhichenshunpaodegenfengside，cuanjinyichuwurendexiaoxiangzili。
zhaomanzhuijinqu，yijingmeiyingerle。
zhaomansichuzhuileyizhenzi，yemeijianzhechenshun。
tabietiduoyumenle，henhendeduoleduojiao，nujiaodao：“**，bierangwozaipengjianni！！！”
ranhouzhuanshenchuxiangzi，chaozijidechezouqu。
kezheigeshihou，zaitabeihoubuyuanchu，yizuolaominjudeloudingshang，chenshunwaidiaozhexiangyanzuozaineili，mozhexiabamomodekanzhetamirendebeiying，yiliandandandexieqi……
yexiaoxiaoganggangdakaizhaomandesijiabieshuyuanmenkaichejinqu，bianjiedaolezhaomanqijibaihuaideyitongdianhua，zhenggerendoushayanle。
tazhenshimeixiangdao，chenshunneige**juranhuikaikaozi，haimozoulezhaomandeshouqiangdanjia，jingranyoutaotuole。
tayikouqibiezaixinlinanshoudeyaosi，qiaolianhongtongtongde，wuzhudejiaodao：“manjie，zhei**daodishishenmerena？tahaihaoyisishuowomenjiuchanta？”
zhaomanzuozaicheli，yeshibiequdeyaosi。
renshengdiyicishibai，jingranshizaiyige**deshenshang，liandanjiashenmeshihoubeimozoude，tadoumeiyoufajue。gujishibaozaihuaconglidadoudeshihouba？
“xiaoxiao，buguantashishenmeren，woyidinghuizaicizhuazhutade！guicaixiangxintashuoneishiwuhuini，nibunengrangtazheimebaishuile！woyebunengrangtabai……baitaozouyici……”
benlaitaxiangshuobaikouyicide，danxiangxianghaishigaikoule。
说出去，太丢人了。
sheibudangtashijingjuyuluochaa，wuliguoren。
jieguoyezaichenshunzheizaigentoule。
gualedianhuahou，zhaomanshenxileyikouqi，renzhexiashendetengtong，lengjinglexialai。
huixiangyiqie，tasuanshimingbaile，zheihuishizhenyushanggaoshoule。
kebuguanchenshunshiduogaodegaoshou，tayidingdezhuazhuta，feihenhenshoushiyidunbuke。
raner，tabingbuzhidao，chenshunshiyuanfeitasuonengxiangxiangdeqiangda。
yinweichenshuncengshiguyongbingshijielidewangzhe，lingsuoyourenwenfengsangdandejiaose，zhibuguoxianzai……yinweiyigegouxuedechengnuo，yaohuilaiquyexiaoxiaole。
zhaomanlenghengyisheng，niejinlequantou，yaozheyinya，hendao：“chenshun，jiejiushibahandongjuedisanchi，yeyaobanijijiuchulai！”
yushitahuidaojuli，dongyuanletasuozaideyigezhonganzu，bingbuyonglishenmean，mashangqiyonghandongshijude“tianyan”jiankongxitong，quanchengsoubuchenshun，tongshicongyeshijituandiaoquchenshundegerenziliao。
yitajingjieyizhihuademingtou，haiyouneihairendejiashi，nengzuochuzheiyangdediaochazhuibugongzuo，yeshiqingeryijudeshiqing。
laozhaojiadenveryijuhua，jiulianhandongjingjielaodayedegongjingdetingzhe，laozhaojiajiushizheimeniubi。
raner，yeshijituandezongburenshiziliaokuli，bingmeiyouchenshundeziliao。
zhaomanxiangzhezheijiahuocaishishiyongqi，henkenengzaijiaoqudeyeshihuaxuegongchangcaiyouchenshundedangan。
tabianqinzizhidianjiaoqugongchang，shuozheijiahuoshexianzhongdadeanjian，yaoqiugongchangneibianlijipeihe，bachenshundedanganchuanguoqu。
gongchangzheibianderenshizhuguanyebugandaiman，mashangzaidiannaolidiaoquchulaiyikan，youdianshayanle，shuo：“zhaojingguan，chenshunganggangcigongle。”
“shenme？”zhaomanyiduixingyandengdelaoda，“zhei**jingranhaiganhuichanglicizhi？”
“shia，tashanglesitianlinglianggexiaoshideban，anjituandeyonggongguiding，suanwutianshiyonggongzi，shiwufenzhongqian，caiwuneibiangongzidouzhijitale。”
“妈的……”
zhaomangualedianhua，lianrenshiziliaoyebusuoqule，neixinzhenshiyaofengle。
yexiaoxiaojiurenyeshizongcaizheijinian，duiyuyonggongyizhishihenkuanhuaide，zheigejudongrangyeshiyingdelerenxin，queyerangzhaomantongkubuyi。
chenshunzhei**zhenshigoudandaa，baishuileyexiaoxiaobushuo，jingranhaihuichanglicigongnaqianzouren。
suiranqianbuduo，danliliwaiwaisuanqilai，zhaomanjuedeyexiaoxiaozhenshikuidafale。
zheiyaoshibaqingkuangjiyexiaoxiaoyishuo，tafeiqichubinglaibuke。
zhenshimeijianguozheimebuyaoliande**！
zheibizhang，yidingdesuanhuilai，haidejiashangdadoushizheijiahuoneizeishoukouleziji，doudesuan，tongtongsuanwan！
zhaomanmashanglengjingxialai，minglingtianyanjiankongxitong，mashangyijiaoqugongchangweizhongxin，zhankaixingdong，jiubuxinchenshunhainengtaodeguozheimexianjindejiankongxitong。
zheigexitong，keshihaozishuyidazao，fangdale，lianmaokongdounengkanqingchude，haipazhaobudaochenshundexingzongma？