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jietoucaifangcaidaolewoba。
tamanshenwuni，kandaojingtoujiulianlianhoutui，baizheshou：
“biepaiwo，wogangcongxiashuidaochulai，shenshangchou，biexunzhenimen。”
jizhelengle，haishijianghuatongdileguoqu：
“daye，womenjiuxiangwenwenninxinnianyoushenmeyuanwang？”
wobajucudicuozheshou，zhijiafengliquanshiheini，tahunzhuodeyanjinglitouzheyisiguang。
“yuanwanga......womeishayuanwang。”
“jiushixiangchenzhehainenggandedong，duoxiajicijing。”
“wonverkanshangleyigezuixinkuandemingpaibao，haojiwanni，tashuotongshidouyou，tameiyouhuihenmeimianzi。”
记者追问：
“ninzheimexinku，jiushiweilemanzunver？”
wobaliekaizui，luchufahuangdeyachi，xiaodeyouxiexinsuan：
“shia，tahaishuole，haiyaomaiyiliangwushiwandeche，buranzhaobudaohaoduixiang。”
“wozheibeizimeishachuxi，duleneimeduoshuzuihouhaishilaizuanxiashuidao。danzhiyaowohainengdong，jiubunengrangwoguinvzaibierenmianqiantaibuqitou。”
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“shenxingyue，nikuaikanshouji！”
wogangfangxiashoushudao，zhulixiaozhangjiujuzheshoujichongleguolai，liansebiwohaibai。
“zenmele？huanghuangzhangzhangde。”
“ni......nishangresoule！”
wojieguoshouji，xinzangmengdiyichen。
#gandongquanwangdexiashuidaofuqin#
#weilenverdemingpaibao，tayitianzuanbacixiashuidao#
#zui“anggui”defuai#
点开视频，是我爸。
tachuanzhezhanmanwunidegongzuofu，duizhejingtoujucudixiao，luchuyikouhuangya。
jizhewentayoushenmexinnianyuanwang。
tashuo，xiangduoxiajicijing，yinweitanverkanshangleyigejiwankuaidebao，haixiangyaoyiliangwushiwandeche。
tashuo，tazheibeizimeichuxi，danbunengrangguinvzaibierenmianqiantaibuqitou。
shipindezuihou，shitagoulouzhebei，xiaoshizaixiashuidaokoudebeiying，xiandewubibeizhuang。
评论区已经炸了。
“zheinvershixixueguima？liangxinbuhuitongma？”
“zheizhongrenjiuyinggairengtajinxiashuidao！”
“jianyirenrou，kankanshishenmeyangdechusheng，zheimeyazhazijidelaofuqin！”
“wokule，xiangqilewoba，tayeshizheiyang，bazuihaodedoujilewo。”
“yibachu，nvershishiyiyuanzuinianqingdexinwaikezhudaoyisheng，shenxingyue。nianxinbaiwan，kaizhebaoshijie，querangfuqinzuanxiashuidao！yizherenxinni？”
手机开始疯狂震动。
quanshimoshenghaomafalaiderumaduanxin。
“nizheigebaijinnv，jianzhishishehuidebailei！”
“nibazaiyouzangyouchoudexiashuidaoli，nihaiyaomaijiwankuaidebao，nixinanma？”
“yangtiaogoudoubiniyouliangxin，nizenmebuqusia！”
wowozheshouji，hunshenbingleng。
他果然，又开始了。