第1章 我穿成了傻子,还挨打

“nizheigejianrendaodibaqianzangnale,zaibuganjinjiaochulaiwojiubazheilianggezhichibuzuohuodeyezhongdasi,yeshengdetiantianlangfeiwodeliangshi。”

erbianchuanlailenvrendezhengchaoshengyijihaizidekuqisheng,shengyinbeiqi,rangrenxinshenglianxi。。

guxiaoxiaochenzhong,xiangyaozhengyanquefaxianzijigenbendongbule,tazhinengjixutingzhe。

“niang,biedale,biedale,woqiuqiunile,niang,womenzhendemeiqianle,doujininlea。”nvrenkuqiuzhe,kequehuanbulaineirendeyidianlianmin。

“meiyou?neinimenjiudouqusiba!”

guxiaoxiaojiuzheiyangtangzhe,naohailiyongrulemoshengdejiyi,tadenaodaibeijideshengteng。

xichuan,moshengdedifang,pianyuandeshancun,yigefuren,yijilianggemoshengdehaizi,eryanqiandeyiqie,dougentasuoshuxidehuaguobingbuyiyang,qiepianchahenda。

guxiaoxiaonulixiangyaozhengshiyijianshi,tashifouhaihuozhe,shifouhaishiguxiaoxiao,erzijinaohailide,youshizenmehuishi?

tengtongganxilai,guxiaoxiaoturanzhengkaileyan,yanqiandeyiqieyingruyanlian,suoyoudeyiqiedouxiangshibushoukongzhiyiyang,jiangtabaowei。

guxiaoxiaoqueding,zijishichuanyuele,ganshangleyibochuanyuedefeng,guadaolezheipianyuandecunziyigeshazideshenshanglai,erxianzaizijizhengjinglizhebeidudademingyun。

yuanchudedishang,yougebeidadeyanyanyixiquansuozhekuqidenanhaizi,zhengshizheijushentidedidi,guhangfan,nazheliutiaodarendeshiyuanshendenainai,zhoushi,pufuzaidiqiuraodefuren,yuanshendemuqin,lingshi。

guxiaoxiaokandaoneiliutiaoyiciyicideluoxia,tayebuzhidaonalilaideliqi,tacongdishangyiguliudepaleqilai,chongzhezhoushijiutuileguoqu。

zhoushibeituideyiliangqiang,yuanbenyaodazailingshishenshangdebianziyedalegekong。

“aiyo,sheituiwolaopozi?”

zhoushitaiyanqukan,kandaotuizijideshishayatouguxiaoxiao,tadehuoqicengcengshangzhang。

luzhexiuzi,jiuyaoguolaidaguxiaoxiao。“haonigeshazi,wokanhaishiwodadeqingle,jingrantuiwolaopozi,kanwobudasini。”

zhoushishenglesangeerziyigenver,ertamenzheiyijiazijiushilaodajiade,yuanshendefuqingudafushigelaoshiren,beizhoushisanlingwushenqiangpotachuquganhuo,yiniancaihuilailiangci,meicihuilaishoushangdeyinzidouhuibeizhoushinaqu,erlingshimeitianyeyaozuogongchuquganhuo,ganhuohuilaiqianyeyaoshangjiao,meitiandeaidayeshibibukeshao。

jinriaida,shizaishiyinweilingshitoutoujinverheerzimailegetang,zhoushikanbushunyan,yaodasitamen,guxiaoxiaokeliandehaizibeidasi,rujindeguxiaoxiao,zeshilaizihuaguoershiyishijihaoqingnianshiye。

mianduizhezhoushiqishixiongxiongdegongshi,lingshikanzhezijidenver,buzhinalaideliqidangzaileguxiaoxiaodemianqian,pianguotouqu,jinjinbishangyanjing,dengdaizhebiantiaodedaolai。

ketengtongbingweixilai,zhoushidenumazaierbianxiangqi。

“nizheishazi,niyaoganshenme,haibuganjinfangkai。”

guxiaoxiaozhanzaizhoushimianqian,jinjinzhishitaishoujiubazhoushiyaodaxialaidebazhangjilanzhule,wozhuzhoushigebodeshihou,gengshiyongleqiaojing,zuanzhutademingmai,rangtashunjianjiumeileliqi。

“够了!”