wozaitamenshenshanghuafeiletaiduodexinsi，wobuganxin。
keshixianzai，woxingwule，tamenshizhendelangxingoufei。
jirannimenburen，yebieguaiwobuliuqingmian。
我拨通了一个电话。
“die，nizaibusongzhengjulai，wojiuyaobeiyuanwangsile。”
huilaidediyijianshi，wojishenzaiguowailvyoudelaofuqindadianhuaqingqiuyuanzhu。
dierjianshiqingjiushilushipin，liuzuozhengju。
tamenfanyaoshuowodeshipinshijiade，wusuowei。
jiukanzhendezhengjufangzaitamenmianqiandeshihou，tamenhainengbunengrucidetongchoudikai，tongyizhanxian。
peijingrengranzhuangzuozijiduiwohenshenqingdeyangzi。
“yunshang，diehaoburongyichuguolvgeyou，nizenmenengtaoraotalaorenjiahuilaijinica**，niyezheimedaderenle，jiubuzhidaoyoudianerdandangma？”
“nifangxin，nijinquzhihou，wohuidengnichulaide，nihaishiwodeweihunqi。”
“chirenzuomeng！”wobuyoudecongxinlifaxiao。
“nishitingbudongrenhuama？dinghunyandouquxiaole，nisuannamenzideweihunfu。”
wodaizhepiyidixiao，“gaibuhuishishebudewomenshenjiadewanguanjiacaiba。”
beichuopolexinsidepeijingmeitouyining，suihoushuzhan，mianluweiqu。
“yunshang，nizenmenengzheimexiangwo，womensuiranshixiangqin，kewoduinishiyijianzhongqing，jingguozheixierizidexiangchu，wofaxianzijifeinibuke，nidayingdinghun，buyeshixihuanwodema？”
喜欢个屁！
zheimenhunshishishenshenjiwoshuode，woweilebuboshenshendemianzi，bianyinglexialai。
zhengyufanbo，caozaderenqunhoufangchuanlailekengqiangyoulideshengyin。
“wonverjiusuanshiyanxia，yebukenengxihuanni！”