第一章开局就嗝屁
“嘶~~好疼……”
zhuhengzhengkaiyanjing，dunshimengle。
yanqianzhanzheyigebushifendaidegudianxiaoluoli，neijingzhidemianrong，yaotiaodeshenduan，xiusekecandefengluan，jianzhirangzhuhengganjuexiangzuomengyiyang。
“dianxia，ninxingla？”kandaozhuhengxingleguolai，xiaoyatoudunshijingxidijiaolechulai，erhoulianmangchongwaimianhandao：“taifudaren，wuchang，kuailaikan，taizidianxiaxingle。”
“dengdeng，shenme？taizi……”zhuhengyilianmengbi，wanquanbumingbaishizenmehuishi。
tabenshiyigeyisheng，jinianxialaijingjingyeye，congbuqingjia，guoniandouzaijiaban，zhongyuaochugetoulai，pinglezhuren，wanshangjiuduohelejibei，zenmeyizhengyanjiuchengleshenmetaizidianxia？
zhuhengzhengxiangshuonirencuorenle，turanyizhenjuliedecitong，bansuizhedaliangjiyiyongrunaohai！
“dianxia，ninyouzenmele，kebiehenubia。”
zhuhengzhishiganjuenaohaicitonghuxikunnan，kekanzaiwuzilidejigerenyanzhong，queshiyanshenfanbai，mianseziqing，hunshenchouchu，huxikunnan，zheiyixiakedunshihehuailewulideren。
“meishimeishi。”zhuhenghuanguojinglai，bailebaishou，tayaoxianlvlv。
shicaicitongguohou，tadenaodailiduoleyigubushuyutadejiyi。
jiyidezhurenyejiaozhuheng，shizheidaxiawangchaodangchaohuangdiweiyideerzi，lisuodangrandehuangtaizi。
他这是穿越了？
zhuhengxianshiyidai，suihoudunshiyizhenkuangxiyongruxintou！
huangtaizishishenme，neishiyiguochujun，yirenzhixiawanrenzhishang，quanshitaotian，weifenglinlin。
zouludoukeyihengzhezou，chifandounengchiyizhuorengyizhuo，zuoyongjialiqirenzhifu。
xiangxiangyihouxingzhangtianxiaquan，zuiwomeirenxi，e，tianxiaquanjiusuanle，danghuangditailei，dangtaizibuxiangma？
他还是只要美人吧！
haorongyizuoyicitianxiazuidadeguanerdaifuerdai，zenmeshuoyedexiangshouyibawobashixxdedaiyu，bushuoqinanbanv，yedehuijinrutuxiaosazouyihui，cainengduideqizheigeshenfenbushi？
“dianxia？dianxia？”kanzhezhuhengmiansecangbai，youshifadai，youshishaxiao，xiaoyatoudunshidaji，jinghuangdipaoleguolai。
“a？a。wufang……”
朱恒从沉思中回转。
meixiangdaoa！kanzhenianjibuda，danshencaiqueruciyouzhi！
zheiyatoujiaoqinger，shitadetieshenshinv，yejiushishuo，zaowanshitaderen。
yixiangdaoyihoudexingfushenghuo，zhuhengxinzhongjiushiyizhenpengpai。
“哼！”
yishenglenghengdaduanletadewaiwai，zhuhengtaiqitoulai，zheicaikandaowuliyijingduolelianggeren。
qizhongyigetaijianfushidelaotou，shitadedonggongdazongguanwuchang，heqingerbingweitashenbianweierzuizhongxingenggengderen。
erlingyigemianrongweiyan，yikanjiuyouyizhongzhongxuebanzhurenjishigandezhongnianrusheng，jiushitadetaizitaifuchenchangzhile。
cikechenchangzhimiansetieqingdikanzhezhuheng，zhiqiandeguanxinquandouhuazuoleqifen，qifenzhiyugengdaizhenongnongdehentiebuchenggangdeshiwang。
zhuhengsousuoyuanzhudejiyi，dunshilianseyihei！
yuanzhuzheigejiwanqianchongaiyuyishendehuangtaizi，bingmeiyoutahuangdilaodiedexiongxinzhuangzhi，wanquanjiushiyigetianxingnuoruodewanku，jiusecaiqishiyidianjiutou，zhiguofanglvequeyiqiaobutong。
chaotangshangxiaduitashiyuanshengzaidao，huangdilaodiekanletanaorenyeshitengleyouteng。
xianzaidezhuhenghaobuhuaiyi，danfanhuangdizaiyougezhong，napazhishigegongzhuni，yehuijiangyuanzhuzheigebaijiazijifeile。
kexiangerzhizheigehuangtaiziyijinghuangtangchengshenmeyangle。
keyishuozheihuojianzhishiyishouhaopaidadexilan，zhiliuxiayituanlantanzi！
danhaozai，huangtaizideshenfenhaizai！
buguo，zheigeshihou，yibanbushiyinggaizaidabeizhongjihuoyigeniubidexitongma？
说好的穿越系统呢？
zhuhengxinzhongyizhentucao，suihouzheicaixiangqi，yuanzhuzuotianguangqinglouhezaixiangdeerzizhengfengchicuchadiandaqilai，naodechaoyeshangxiafeifeiyangyang，beihuangdilaozihenhendizemaleyidun。
erjinzaolaidaozheixuetang，yanqianzheichentaifuyoukaishipiping。
yuanzhucaibeihuangdizemaxinqibenlaijiubushun，zheiliyoubeitaifuchize，huoqiyixiajiushanglaile，hetaifudingzhuangqilai。
yuanzhuyigehaochidengsidewanku，nalishuodeguoboxueqiangzhidetaifu？
chaodaozhenghandeshihou，gayixiaguoqule。
suoyourenheleyitiao，shoumangjiaoluanditaidaopangbianzheijianyashi，caichuquyaotongzhitaiyi，tajiuchuanguolaile。
“haha，taifuhaoa。”zhuhenggaxiaoleyixia，lianmangpaxiatalai，xiangchenchangzhixingleyili。
buguanzashuo，banzhurengaizunzhonghaishiyaozunzhongde。
henhendenglezhuhengyiyan，chenchangzhishenxiyikouqi：“taizidianxia，ninyijingshibasuile，bunengzaixiangxiaohaiziyibanrenxingle。”
“shenweiyiguochujun，yiyanyixingdoudaibiaozhehuangjia，douyao……”
“dianxiaxiaoxin……”chenchangzhizhengshuojiaojian，laotaijianwuchangmengdiyixia，lianmangjiangzhuhengpudao。
erjiuzaizheiyishunjian，ganggangzhuhengsuozaideweizhi，yimeijingqiaoerfenglidenujianhuaguo，zhichayisijiushezhonglezhuheng！
“zhuajinshijian，chenzhejinjunlaizhiqian，jiejuezhandou。”
yimeinujianfangfodakailemougekaiguan，yishengshengcanjiaozaiwaimianxiangqi，neishishicongbeishashoumenmiekoudeshengyin。
turandexishajingdailewuneidezhongren，youqishichenchangzhiyijiewenren，zheibeizidoumeijingliguozheizhongqingjing，wanquandaishale。
朱恒不禁破口大骂。
zeilaotiannitemekenglaozi！
chuanyuedaozheigelajishenshangshoushilantanzitayerenle，kenibunengbujihuoluba？
kaijujiuzaocishashizenmehuishi？
caidangshangzheitianxiadiyiguanerdaifuerdai，haimeixiangshouyixiawankudelequ，nandaojiuyaogepi？