第2章是小番茄啊
“xiaofanqie！xingxing！fanqie！”
......shishei！shisheizaiwoerbiangoujiao!
wofeijingdezhengkaiyanjing，kanjianlehezhoudedalianzhilenglengdechuzaijuliwobudaoshilimidedifang，wowaiwaitoushenchushoubatatuikaixiangyaozuoqilai。
tahenyouyanlijiandefuwoqilai，wobizheyanjingganshouxueyezaishentilijiasuliudongdailaideyali。
huanledagaiyifenzhongzuoyou，wocaizhengkaiyanjingkanxiangsizhou。
zheishixuexiaodeyiwushi，yanqianzhiyoulianggeren，yigeyishengyigehezhou，yishengkanwozhengkaiyanjingbiankaishixunwenwo。
“xianzaiganjuenalibushufu？”
woxixideganshouleyixiazijixinzangtiaodongdeganjue，zhuandonglejixiasizhiyouyaohuanglejixianaodai，querenmeiwentilebianxiangyishengdianlediantou：“woganjuemeishenmewentile。”
yishengruoyousuosidekanlekanwo，youkanxiangzijidebinglibenshuodao：“nizaiyundaozhiqianyoushenmeganjuema？”
wohuixiangleyixia，jiyijiuxiangyanhuasuipianyibanyongjinnaozi。
womengrankanxianghezhou：“wojide......wo......”
bianchenglenijiadegou......
keshizheixiuchiqiexuanhuandehuayishijianyezhenjinglewoziji，suoyizaiyishenghehezhoudouzaidengdaiwodexiawenshi，wozongjuedezheihuaxianzaibushuoweihao。
keyipangdehezhouquezhejile：“nizale？shishentinalibushufuma?”
zheixiaozi......zaturanzheimeguanxinwo？
良心发现了？
bukeneng！jueduibukeneng！takendingshizuoleshenmekuixinshi！
“wobutaijidele，jiujidehenturan，yisheng，wozuojianchalema？woshentiqiguanshenmedeyoushenmewentima？”
yishengyaoyaotoushuodao：“nizaihunmideshihouwojinizuolequantaodejiancha，nideshentiyidianwentidoumeiyou，meiyouwentijiushizuidadewenti......”
womannaoguaziwenhaodekanxiangyisheng。
yishengdunleduntanleyikouqiyoushuo：“yizanmenxiaoyiyuandeshebeisuiranzhinengjianchachujichudebingzheng，nengjianchachulaijiuzhengmingzheigebingshihaozhiliaode，nijiranhunmilejiushuomingnideshentishiyouwentide，shebeijianchabuchulai......kanlainidebinghenyanzhong，xuyaoqudayiyuanzuogengshenrudejiancha，niyaozuohaoxinlizhunbei，henyoukenengshinanyiquanyudebing。”
tingwanyishengdehua，wodexinyedieluodaogudi。
nanyiquanyu......juezhengma？
haimeidengwosikaowan，yipangdehezhouxiangfengleyiyangpilipaladezhanqilaishangqianlazhuyishengjianbang：“yisheng，womengaiqunasuoyiyuan？niyiqianjianguozheiyangdebingzhengma？haiyoushenmenidougaosuwoxingma？”
yishengyaoyaotou，yilianwunaideshuo：“congmeijianguowuyuanwuguyundaodanshentijiankangderen，nimenqushiyiyuankanyikan，huoxunengjianchachulai......”
hezhouchuixiashou，xiangshibeichouzoulelinghunyiyang，zhenggerendoumeiyoulejingqishen。
tahuanhuandizhuanguotoukanxiangwo，yizhangpingriliyingjunyouwanshibugongdeliancikejingranguamanleyouchou，toubuchuyisixuese。
“hezhou，wo......xiexieni。”wopingrilihetajibenmeishenmezhengjinghua，zheimeyansudefenweili，wojingbuzhidaogairuheyingduita。
tatinglewoshuodehua，biaoqingcongbeishangdaobukesiyidezhenjingtadabuliuxingdezoudaochuangbian，mingxianbagaoleyinliang：“ni......nixiewo？”
咋？不行吗？
“ni！nibuxuxiewo！”
zheihuilundaowozhenjingle：“weisha？”
cishidehezhouxianrandanaodekongzhizhongxinwufaheyuyanxitongtongbu，kanshangqujingguoyifantounaofengbao，zuizhongyezhibiechuleyiju：“fanzheng，jiushibuxing！”
tahaoxiangshichajuedaotaxianzaidebiaoxianhepingshiderensheyouchongtu，bianqingleqingsangzishituzhuanyihuati：“nixianzaiganjuezenmeyang，zaixiuxiyihuier，zanliangjiuchufaqushiyiyuan？”
woyaoyaotou：“meishahaoxiuxide，zaitangyihuier，wodehusiluanxiangjiunengbawojiaolvsi。”
hezhoudiandiantoushifenrentong，bianzhuaqiwodeyifujiwochuan，ditouzaichuangdizhaowodexie。
wokanzhetadetouding，turanxiangqi，zaidanggoudeshihou，tahaoxiangshishuotalaopochushile。
neitaxianzaizaiwozheiliganma？
“喂，你老婆呢？”
zhengzaichuangdinaxiedehezhoubeiwozheijuhuaheyitiao，tazhejitaitouyigemeizhuyinaodaibian“peng”deyishengzhuangzailechuangbianshang。
好头！就是响亮！