第一章
「mama，luhengzongbuhewowan。」
ruanruannuonuodexiaonvzhukuqi，zhipudaowohuaili，jishinianjishangxiao，kebailitouhongdepifu，jingzhixiaoqiaodewuguan，queshihennanrangrenaibuqilai。
woshenshoumolemotarouruandefa，yanjinglidoushimuxingguanghui，「guai，tabuheniwan，womenkeyiheqitarenya。」
senlinneimeda，pingshenmezaiyikeshushangdiaosi？
linxiaxiaweiqudezhidiaojindoudou，「keshirenjiajiushixihuanta，zhixianghetawan，xiaxiaxianghetadanghaopengyou，taquezongshijiaoxiaxiagenpichong，haidalexiaxiani，wuwuwu......」
bukuishinvewennvzhu，duyoueryuandeshihou，jiuyijingyangchenglezheizhongtaohaoxingrenge，nanguaizhangdalejiubianchenglianainao，nengziqiangzilicaiguai。
woxiaoxinyiyidexianghetajiangdaoli，「xiaxiaguai，xiaxiahenpiaoliangkeai，neigejiaoluhengdebuxihuanni，youdabaderenxihuanni，renjiadani，womenyeyaojijididahuique。」
linxiaxiamanlianbujie，「keshi，laoshishuole，tongxuejianyaohaohaoxiangchu，womenyaojijidehemeiyigerendachengyipian。zuoshiqingyebunengbantuerfei，wokanzhongleluhengtongxue，xianghetadanghaopengyou，wojiuyaocongshierzhong。」
wozheicaiyishidaoleshiqingdeyanzhongxing，nvewennvzhudelianainao，shicongxiaoxingchengshenrurenxinde。
bangeyueqianwoyiwaichuanjinlezheibennvewenli，meibianchengpaohuilurenjiashenzhishizhujiao，jingranbianchenglenvzhutama。
erqieshichuanyuedaolenvzhuduyoueryuandabandeshiqi。
kanwendeshihou，wojiubeinvzhudegezhongsaocaozuoqidebuqing，xianzaichuanyuejinlailehaichengweinvzhutama，woziranerranyouyizhongtianshengdeshiminggan。
juebunengrangwonverbianchengshadoubugu，zhixiangnanrendelianainao！
daolexuexiaowozhijiezhaodaolaoshi，yaoqiudiaochabanjilidejiankong。
kandaowoqishixiongxiong，laoshiziranyebunengtuituo，congjiankongliwoguorankanjianleyizhengtianlinxiaxiadoupidianpidiandegenzailuhengshenhou，duanchasongshui，yangyangdouzuo。
daozuihourenjiabunaifanle，haiyonglidalelinxiaxiayibazhang。
jishizheiyang，zailaoshideanfuxia，qingxuwendingzhihoudelinxiaxiahaishiyirujiwanggenzhezheigejiaozuoluhengdetongxue。
wolianseyansuqilai，「laoshi，zheigejiaoluhengdetongxuedoudarenle，nimenjiubudasuanzuodianshenme？」
laoshiyilianshanxiao，「xiaxiamaniyekandaole，shilinxiaxiazhudongxiangheluhengtongxuedanghaopengyoude。erqiedarenzhihouluhengtongxueyedaoqianle，tamenlianggexiaopengyouxiangwanzaiyiqi，womenzuoweilaoshidemeiyourenheliyouzulanya。」
woliansegengyinchen，「xianbushuo，wogenbenmeikandaosuoweidedaoqian，qiciwomenjiaxiaxiayijingbeidale，nimenjingranhaixiangrangwomenjiaxiaxiahezheigedarenzhechengweihaopengyou！？」
laoshiyilianwuyu，「yexuwomeibiaodaqingchu，shixiaxiazijixiangheluhengdanghaopengyoudeo。」
wonule，zhizhejiankong，「xiaxiabeidalezhihou，kanjianluhengyijinghenmingxiandekangjupaokai，shinizheigezuoweilaoshidezhudongjiangxiaxialalehuilai！」
laoshixianranmeixiangdaowozheimejiaozhen，「xiaxiama，zheishixiaohaizizhijiandemaodun，kuangqiexiaohaizidadeyebuyongli，hebizheimejijiaoni？」
「jiushiyinweishixiaohaizi，wocaibunengrangwonvercongxiaoshihoujiujiangtaohaotarendexinggeyinzaiguzili！」
wolenglengkaikou，「laoshi，luhengtongxuedarenle，zheijianshiwomenbuhuixishiningren。」
jiushiyinweicongxiaoyangchengletaohaorenge，baxiwangjituozaiqitarenshenshang，nvzhuzhangdahoucaihuichengweirenyounanzhudama，shenzhiwashendoubuyuanyilikai，yizhihenanzhujiuchanzaiyiqizhidaosiwanghaimeiyouxingwudeshanvren。