我辞掉村长不干,新来的大学生村官傻眼了第1章

第1章

qianshi,xinlaidedaxueshengcunguansunruisongyongcunminquwachengbaoshangdetudou,haitoulegongzhanggenshipingongsiqianlefenshougouxieyi。

dongchuangshifahou,wobeituichulaidingzui,bujinyaopeichangchengbaoshangwushiwan,haibeicunminmenchuozhejiliangguma。

wodeweihunfuliweigengshidangzhequancunrendemiangenwotuilehun。

「chenqing,wozhenshixialeyancaihuikanshangnizheizhongtandewuyandenvren,niliancunmindexuehanqiandoupian!」

shuozhehuawojiubeituixialoutihuohuoshuaisi。

cunminmenquedouzuoweizhengshuoshiwozijishuaixiaqude。

zaizhengyan,wohuidaolesunruisongyongcunminmenquwatudoudezheiyitian。

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「shushuayimen,womenbunengzaidengle!neipiandilidetudouzaibuwajiuquanlanzaidilile,xingwangdeneigechengbaoshangjiushigeheixingande,taningyuantudoulandiaoyeburangwomenguohaorizi!」

「woyijinglianxihaolechenglidedagongsi,tamenyuanyichugaojiashougou,zhiyaowomenbatudouwachulai,meijiazhishaonengfenhaojiwan!」

tingzhesunruizheifanjijushandongxingdehua,wokanzheqiangshangguazhederili,shunjianyishidaowozhongshengle。

xiayimiao,sunruituranpaodaolewodemianqian,qinredilazhulewodeshou。

「qingqingjie,hetongwoyijingtanhaole,jiuchazuihouyibugaizhangle,cunweihuidegongzhangzainizheier,nengjiewoyongyixiama?」

woshentimengdiyizhan,qianshituixialoutidebinglenghejuewang,likeyongshanglexintou。

qianshidezheiyitian,sunruiyeshizheiyangyongweicunminhaodemingyi,congwozheilipianzoulegongzhang。

zhidaochengbaoshangwanglaobandaizherenzhaoshangmen,wocaiyishidao,wobeichuaijinleduodadeyigekengli。

sunruiqiandegenbenjiushiyifenwuxiaodeyinyanghetong,neijiasuoweide「dagongsi」zhishigepibaogongsi。

shiqingbailu,woquzhaosunruiduizhi。

taqueyilianweiqudipujinwoweihunfuliweidehuaili。

「qingqingjie,woyixinweilecunzihao,nizenmenenghuaiyiwoni?」

liweigengshinubukeedizhizhewodebizi。

「chenqing,nizijiliyuxunxinxianglaoqian,beipianlehaixiangbazerentuidaoruiruishenshang,nizenmezheimeedu!」

wohesunruizhengzhizhixia,beiliweiyibatuidaozaidi。

quancundecunmindouweishanglai,duiwozhizhidiandian,shuowoshigejianbudecunzihaodebaiyanlang。

xiangdaoqianshidetongku,wohendeyaojinleyaguan。

wohaimeilaidejikaikou,liweijiuyibacongwobangongzhuodechoutilifanchulegongzhangdehezi,zhijiedijilesunrui。

wofanyingguolaihou,likejianggongzhangcongsunruishouliduolehuilai。

「liwei,sheirangniluandongwodongxide!」

liweitingdaowodehua,yilianbuyuedikanzhewo。

「chenqing,niyouzaifashenmefeng?ruiruiweilecunlirennengduozhuandianqianpaoqianpaohou,nidaohao,jiuzaizheituohoutui!ganjinbagongzhangjiruirui,biedanwuledajiafacai!」

sunruiquewozhuwodeshou,xiaozhekaikou。

「qingqingjie,wozhidaonizuoshijinshen,danzheicidejihuizhendehennande。nijiuxiangxinwoyici,yexiangxindajiayici。」

liweilouzhusunruidejianbang,yandimanshizanxu。

「ruirui,nijiushitaishanliangle,zongshizheimeweibierenzhexiang。」

liweibunaifandikanzhewo。

「chenqing,niyaoshiyouruiruiyibandetongqingdalijiuhaole!ruiruiyixinweigong,niquechuchucaiji,ganjinbagongzhangjiruirui,ranhougentadaoqian!」

tingdaozheihua,wobeiqixiaole。

「yongwodemingyigaigongzhang,qianxianeifenmomingqimiaodehetong,ranhouhaiyaowogennimendaoqian?」

wohuayingangluo,liweidangchangjiuzhale,chaoqizhuoshangdebaowenbeijiuchaowojiaobianzaleguolai。

「chenqing,wokannijiushijiduruirui!tayilaijiubinishouhuanying,bininenggan,nixinlibushufuleshiba?wogaosuni,ganjingenruiruidaoqian,buranwomenjiutuihun!wozuitaoyannizheizhongxinxiongxiazhai,jiduxinqiangdenvrenle!」

ruofangzaiyiqianlianainaodeziji,tingdaoliweidehuahou,kendinghuineihaozize,fengkuangdiqufansizijideguocuo。

keshixianzai,wozhijuedetamenlianggerenyichangyihedeyangzi,rangrenexin。

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我冷冷地看过去。

「haoa,jiranruci,neiwomenjiutuihun,nigennizheiweiyixinweigongdehaomeimeiguoquba。」

liweiyantongshunjianzhengda,fangfowotongyituihunzaitayanlifeichangdebukesiyi。

「chenqing,nifengleba,nizhibuzhidaonizaishuoshenme?wozhishibaruiruidangmeimei,nibieyongnineiwochuodexinsiluanxiangwomen!」

sunruiyilianweiqu,chuchukeliandikanzhewo。

「qingqingjie,liweidagepingshiduiwoduoyouzhaogu,danshiwomenzhendezhishiputongdetongshiguanxi,nibuyaoyinweiwogenliweidageshengqi。yaobuzheiyang,dengzheicidetudoumaichuqule,wodeneifenwoyifenbuyao,quandoujini,jiudangshiwojieyonggongzhangdebuchangle,haobuhao?」

李伟嘲讽地看着我。

「chenqing,nibujiushixiangduolaodianhaochuma?xinga,ruiruidouzheimeshuole,nihaiyoushenmebumanyide?nizheibeizigujijiuxiangzhedaochuzhanbianyiba?xianzainiganjinbagongzhangjiruirui,buyaolangfeidajiashijianle。」

pangbianweiguandecunminyegenzheyingsheng。

「jiushiachenqing,ruiruijiuyonglegaigezhang,haijinihaochu,nibiebuzhihaodaile。」

「wokannijiushijiduruiruiba,renjiayigegangbiyededaxuesheng,youyounengliyouyouluzi,nizaizheiliganleliangnianle,chulerangwomenyangjiyangya,haiganchengguoshenmedashi?」

「womengenzheniganleliangnian,yejiumianqianghugekou,naxiangruirui,yichushoujiujiwomenzhaolegenengfadacaideluzi,huogairenjiabinitaorenxihuan。」

wodaizhetamengaoshengtaiyangzhi,lianxixiaolu,rangtamenshourufanfandeshihou,tamenkeconglaimeiyoushuoguobangebuzi,xianzaiquejuedewomeibenshile。

zhenshiyiqunyangbushudebaiyanlang,fengyichuijiudaodeqiangtoucao。

sunruikaishiyouxiebunaifanle。

「qingqingjie,nijiubienaole,ganjinbagongzhangjiwoba,wohaogengongsineibianqianhetong,miandeyezhangmengduo。」

wojinjindiwozhushoulidegongzhang,lengyankanzheta。

「neikuaidishiwanglaobanchengbaode,shangmiandetudoushirenjiadesiyoucaichan,nimenquwa,neijiaotou。wobuhuizaizheifenhetongshanggaizhangde。」

sunruideshenqingyishunjianshanguohenli,jinjiezhelimahongleyan。

「qingqingjie,wozhidaonibuxihuanwo,keshidajiaweileguoshanghaorizizheimenuli,wozhishixiangjinzijideyifenlibangbangdajia。ruguonibutongyidehua,neijiusuanle,zheigehetongbuqianyeba,dabuledajiajixuguokurizi。」

sunruidehua,zhijiejiwodinglezui,fangfoshiwoduanlequancunrendecailuyiyang。

yishunjian,suoyoucunmindounuqichongchongdikanxianglewo。

yourenzhijieshenshoujiangwotuidaozaidi,yourenzhijienaqidishangdetukuaihelancaiyerengzailewodeshenshang。

「chenqing,nishibushiguyijianbudewomenhaoa?nibuyuanyiganjiusuanle,haiyaolianleiwomen!」

「chenqing,nizenmezheimeedu,womenhaoburongyiyougefacaidejihui,nijiufeiyaoguyihuidiaoshima?」

yourenyijiaochuaizaiwodeduzishang,yishunjianwotengdedaoxiyikouliangqi。

「pingshinijiuyifugaogaozaishangdeyangzikanbuqiwomenzheixienituizi,xianzaigengshiyinweijidu,yaohuidiaowomensuoyourenshiba!」

worenzhetengtong,shenshoujiangpangbianfangzhedereshuihutuidao。

reshuihudiaozaishuinidishangfachujudadeshengxiang,helesuoyourenyitiao,wochenzheigejihuiyibatuikaitamen,zhanleqilai。

「nimenfashenmefeng!woconglaimeiyouzuzhinimenfacai,wozhishijujueyongcunweihuidegongzhangquqianyifenweifadehetong!nimenzhenyoubenshi,jiuzijixiangbanfa,pingshenmeyaolashangwo!」

yigecunminlenglengdipielewoyiyan。

「yongyixiagongzhangzenmele?youbiyaorucixiaodujichangma?」

liweizhanlechulai,duisunruishuo。

「ruirui,chenqingbuzhidaohaodai,nibieguantale,bujiushigegongzhangma?wobashilaocunzhang,taneiyeyougezhang,suiranbushicunweihuide,danyenengdaibiaozanmencun,wodainiquzhaota!」

「dui,zhaolaocunzhangqu!takendingxiangzhewomen!」

sunruikanzheyanqianjifendecunmin,yandishanguoyisideyi,lianshangquehaishineifuweinanyoushanliangdeyangzi。

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kuaidaobangwandeshihou,woduzituranjulieditengtongqilai,woquletangweishengsuo,kailedianyaohuilai,zhunbeishoushidongxi。

wodeshouweiweiyidun,zongjuedeyouxiebuduijing。

wojidewozoudeshihou,bangongzhuodechoutishisuoshangde,xianzaisuoxinshangqueyoujidaomingxiandehuahen。

wolimalakaichoutijianchaleyixia,haihaogongzhanghaizai,wobuyoudelengxiaoleyisheng。

liweicongwoshenhoujingguo,kandaowodexingweibuyoudiqinghengleyisheng。

「chenqing,nihaijianchashenme?gaosuni,womenyijingyonglaocunzhangdezhangqianlehetong,jintianwanshangjiudongshouwatudou,nijiudengzhekanwomenzenmefacaiba!」

wobailetayiyan,landedalita,zhijiekaishishoushizijidegerenwupin。

wanshanghuidaosushe,wozongjuedexinshenbuning,youyizhongbuhaodeyugan。

wozuodaoshuzhuoqian,dakaidiannao,kaishixiewodecizhibaogao。

xiewanhou,womeiyousihaoyouyu,zhijiefajilexianlizuzhibudeyouxiang。

zuowanzheiyiqie,wocaichedisongleyikouqi,xianzaijiusuanshisunruitoulewodegongzhang,yemeifazaibaheiguokoudaowotoushangleba。

diertian,wojiedaolezuzhibulingdaodedianhua。

「xiaochena,nidecizhibaogaowomenshoudaole,zenmezheimeturana?shibushizaicunligongzuoyudaoshenmekunnanle?nikeshiwomenzheijinianlaizuiyouxiudedaxueshengcunguana。」

wokanzhechuangwaihuimengmengdetian,xinlifanqisuanse,weilezheigecunzi,wofuchuleliangniandeqingchun,shenzhibuxigenjialinaofan,kehuanlaidequeshibeipanhexianhai。

「zhangbuzhang,xiexienindeguanxin。wozhishijuedezijidenenglibuzuyishengrenzheifengongzuole。」

guaduandianhuahou,wozhunbeiquzhenshangzuochelikaizheigeshifeizhidi。

gangzoudaocunkou,jiukandaohaohaodangdangdeyiqunren,kangzhechutouhemadai,xinggaocailiediwangcunxitoudetudoudizouqu。

weishoudezhengshiliweihesunrui。

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sunruijiangshoulidejitaqianfenjicunmin。

「shushuayimen,zheishichenglidagongsijidedingjin,dajiaxiannazhe!dengtudouquandouyundaochengli,shengxiadeweikuanhuiyifenbushaodidaguolai!」

cunminmenjieguoqian,gegexixiaoyankai。

「haishiruiruiyoubenshia!」

「shia,genzheruiruigan,jiushiyouqianzhuan!」

liweikanlewoyiyan,chixiaodao:「aiyou,womendechendacunzhangzenmezaizheiera?bushishuowomenshitouqiema?zenme,xianzaihouhuile,xianglaifenyibeigengle?」

wobailetayiyan,landedalita,zhunbeiraokaitamenquchezhan。

liweiqueyibalazhuwo,mengdijiangwoshuaizaidishang。

「chenqing,nizhuangshenmezhuang?yaobushiruirui,nizheibeizidouzhuanbudaozheimeduoqianba?wojinigejihui,nizhiyaoxianzaiguizairuiruimianqiangentadaoqian,womenjiurangnijiaruwomenzenmeyang?」

womozhebeishuaitongdegebo,yibazhangshanzailiweilianshang。

liweishunjiandengdaleyanjing。

「chenqingnijingrangandawo!」

sunruiturankuleqilai:「qingqingjie,wozhidaocuole,wobugaiqiangnidefengtou,wozaiyebudaidajiafacaile。」

zheigeshihouqitacunminyebeixiyinleguolai,jiangwoweizhu。

「chenqing,nishibushiguyide!」

「chenqingnizenmeyinhunbusan,xinsirucieduni!」

「ruiruihaoxindaiwomenzhuanqian,niquesanfanwucidixiangyaopohuai,nijianbudewomenhaoshibushi!」

turanyourenzhuaizhewodetoufajiangwoanzaidishang。

yourennaqidishangdenikuaiwangwolianshangmo,yishunjianwomanzuidoushituxingwei。

lingyigecunmintuoxiajiaoshangdejiefangxie,anzaiwodelianshang。

「chenqing,rangniyezhanzhanwomenlaodongrenmindetuqi!jintianbianyinile!」

zheishi,yiliangyueyechejichierlaitingzailezhongrenmianqian。

chemendakai,chengbaoshangwanglaobandaizheqibagezhuanghanzoulexialai。

wanglaobankandaodilibeiwadeluanqibazaodetudou,liandouqilvle。

tazhizheliweihesunrui,nuhoudao:「haoanimen!toudongxitoudaowowangmourentoushanglaile!jintiannimenyigedoubiexiangpao!」

shuozhe,tadailaiderenjiuchongleshanglai,bacunminmendouweileqilai。

「wanglaoban,nitingwojieshi!」sunruihaixiangjiaobian。

「jieshigepi!zheixietudoudoushiwogenguowaigongsiqianledingdandeyouliangpinzhong,xianzaiquanbeinimenjihuile!dengzhepeiqianba!」

shuozhe,wanglaobanguyiyijiaocaizaiwomianqiandenidishang。

「chenqing,nihaibuzhanqilaigenwanglaobanjieshiqingchu?」liweijingranhaixianghuoshuidongyin。

wofenlizhanqilai,yibatuikailiwei。

「womeicuo,pingshenmejieshi!」

qitacunminhaobuyouyudizhizhewo,duiwanglaobanshuo:「shita!shitarangwomengande!tashicunzhang,womendoutingtade!」

yankanzhechangmianyipianhunluan,wanglaobanzhijienachushouji。

「doubiechaole,woyijingbaojingle!」