第三章 她快要去投胎了

disanzhangtakuaiyaoqutoutaile

“nishixiaogui?”neinvrendelianshizaikebudejin,wobugantaitoukan。

“wojuedeguichazheigecitingqilaibucuo,buguoneiyijingshiguoqule,niyoushizhaowo?”

shifuwangyibeishangyikao,youxiandecongdoulinachudahuojidianleyizhiyan。

piaomiaodeyanwujiashangkebudenvgui,haizhenshitingyingjing。

“woyaorangxingzhaodesi,tasilewocainengkuaihuo,tabusiwojueduibuhuiqutoutai”nvguikanxiangzhaolaotou,muguangruju,sishilikeyaoshengtunletayiban。

shifuyaoleyaotou,“buxing,zheigerenhaihuozhe,wokeguanbulerendeshengsi”

“你不是鬼差吗?”

“nijiranzhidao,jiuyinggaizhidaoguichabunengzuoyourendeshengsi。shuoshuoqitadeba,shuobuzhunwonengbangni”

huoxushizhidaozijichulechanzaizhaolaotoushenshangshenmeyezuobule,neinvguiyouxieqinei。touweiweidizhe,shengyinruoruodechuanleguolai,daizhexieqingqiu,“ninengtingwoshuoshuohuama,wosizhihouhenjiumeishuohuale”

shifutuleyigeyanquan,xiaosadeshuodao,“wotingzhe”

“woshibenshiwujiadenver,wujiagenzhaojiashishijiao,shengyishangyeduoyouhezuo。zaihenxiaodeshihou,wojiugentadingleqinshi。

taduiwohenhao,zhidaowoshenmeshihoubukaixin,yezhidaozenmehongwokaixin。tajiuxiangshizhuanmenweiwozhunbeidebaimawangzi,suoyi,wofengkuangdemilianshangleta。

woershisuideshihou,liangjiazhangbeizuozhubawojiajileta。wojiajiuwoyigedunv,suoyijiaguoquzhihouwujiadedabufencaichandoubeiwodangzuojiazhuangdaileguolai。

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wodangshitianzhendeyiweishitazhendemang,womeitianjiuzaijialideng。fancaireleyihuiyouyihui,tahaishimeiyouhuilai。

youyuyousiguoshen,wodeshentiyuelaiyuecha。

wobingzhongdeshihou,tahuilaile,tazaiwobingchuangshangsushuoduiwodeaiyi,shuozenyangdeshebudewo,wodangshiyeshashadexinle。

wosilezhihoubingbuyuanta,zhishihenfangbuxiata。

tajiranneimeaiwo,wozoulezhihoutagaizenmebanni。

suoyiwopinmingduozhedifuderen,xiwangnenggouyizhipeizaitashenbian。

tayijiuhuilaidehenwan,woyijingbushihaihuozhedeshihoule,wokeyichanzaitashenshanggenzhetaqurenhedifang。

这时候,我很庆幸。

qishidangbuchengrenyemeiguanxi,zhishaowohainengzaitashenbian。

zhidaowotingdaotagenbiedenvrendadianhua,wotingjianneinvrenshuo,‘nineilaopoyezhengoushade,gennijiehunhaibadabufenjiachandoudaiguolaile,kenizheitoulangpianpianhaibumanzulengshiyaonadaoquanbudejiachan。xianzainilaoposile,nikeruyuanle,zhunbeishenmeshihouquwoguomenni’

wodangshinaoziyixiazijiumengle,zhitingjiantawenleju,‘shinidongshoude?’

taquwozhishiweilewodejiachan,quwomeiyounadaoquanbudecaichan,suoyizhaorenshalewo。

guaibudejiehunzhihoujiubutaihuijiale,yuanlaiwaimianyijingyouleyigesuishizhunbeidaitiwodenvren。

dangshiwotaiqifenle,huiguoshenlaiyejiuchenglexianzaizheiyang。”

tingletadehua,woturanjuedezheigenvrenhenkelian,yishengdoushenghuozaibierendehuangyanli,meiyoudedao

guozhenxin,queshashadefuchulezijidezhenxinshenzhishixingming。

keshi,neiyouzenyangni,tayijingsile。

shifuxiangshimeizenmedongrong,zhishidandandewen,“nishuowanle”

neinvguidianlediantou,mianrongsuirengjiukebu,quemeiyouyuanxianneibanrangrenfachu。

“xiexieninengtingwoshuowan”

shifudeshizhiqingkouyikao,“wobuhuitongqingni,beiyigenanrenpianlezheimeduonian,shuomingniben。beirennongsi,haisidemomingqimiao,shuomingnihenben。silezhihouhaiwangxiangliuzaitashenbian,shuomingnibendewukejiuyao。zheiyangxiaqu,nizijiyepingbaijihuile。

“wobenlaijiusile,xianrujinzhibuguozaisiyiciba。kepingshenme,pingshenmewosile,tahetadexiaoqingrenhainenghuozhe,tamenjinghainenghuozhe?”tahandesixinliefei,jidufenhendeshengyinchuanguowodeermo,kewunai,tadenanrengenbenjiutingbudaotashuohua。

zhaolaotoulenglengdekanzhewomenbushuohua,xiangshizhidaowomenzaizuoshenme,zhishijingjingdedaizhe。

dengwoyouxieyuanhendekanxiangtadeshihou,tashuohuale,“wohenaiwodeqizi,danshitataidanchunle,genbenbuxiangwomenzheizhongjiatingliderenchulaide,suoyiwoconghenxiaojiubaohuzheta,burangtazhidaoneixieazadezangshi。

keshi,mafanbingbushinibuxiangtalaitajiubulaide。

zhaojiadecaiwuchulexiewenti,woqizijiajiwodeshihoubadabufendejiachandaileguolai,neixiecaichanyizhizaiwomenliangdegongtongzhanghumingxia,ruguoyaoquchulaiyaolianggerengongtongdeyinjianzhengming。

danwobuxiangrangtayiweiwoshiweiletadecaichancaixianggentajiehun,tashineimedanchunderen,kendinghuizheiyangyiweide,suoyiwojiuzhuanxiangqitaqiyechaijie。

niyezhidao,xiangwomenzheiyangdedaqiye,qiyechaijieshiyouhendafengxiande。dangshizhiyouyigerenyuanyibangwo,dantaxiangrangwoquta。

wodangshituishuo,meinadaoqizidequanbujiachanjuebulihun。wozhishishuoyigejiekoubale,zhixiangxiancongtaneijiedianqianmibucaiwudekuikong。

wozhendemeixiangdao,tahuishalewoqizi。wojiedaotadianhuadeshihouyejingdaile,zenmenengshizheiyangni。

wojingxinbaohuderenjingranjiuzheiyangbeirenhaisile。

xianzaitahuilaizhaowo,yuemoshiyuanhenzhewoba。

kewozhinengkanzhetamanmianzenghendekanzhewo,tasihuxiangduiwoshuoshenme,danwotingbudao。

suoyiwoxiangrangnimenguolaibangbangwo,woxianggentashuoshuohua。

tayuanwoyehao,henwoyehao,wonenghaohaodegentazaishuoyicihuajiuhao。”

wozhoulezhoumei,liangrenshuodeqingkuangwanquanbutonga。

zheiwuhuikedalequle,keshi,zaizenmeyang,nvrenhaishisilebushima。

renguishutu,zenmekenengrangtamenzaixuqianyuan。

nvguitingletadehuasishiyouxiedongrong,mianrongmanmandefashengle。

huoxuxinzhongdeyuanhentuique,shengxiadezhishiduizhaolaotoudeaiyiheyixieyihanba。

ruguozhaolaotoushuodeshishishi,neimezheiliangrensuanshishijiannanyoudeyouqingrenle。

“niqizisilezhihouyizhipeizainishenbian,tingdaonidadianhuayiweinigenneigenvrenhemouhaisileta,suoyicaijiduyuanhendehuaweileliguichanzainishenshang。xianrujintayijingshihuaile,nihaiyoushenmehuaxianggentashuodeganjinshuoleba,takuaiyaoqutoutaile”