“啊啊啊！！”
yishengcanjiaoaihaoxiangqilai，“suxiansheng，zuowanshiyuniangouyinwode，qiuqiuninfangguowoba！wobushicunxinjinindailvmaozide。”
tangzaichuangshangyunianweiweiningqimeixin，zhijuedetouyunyulie，naodaidoukuaizhadiaole。
shei？sheizaishuohua，shenmegouyin，shenmecunxindailvmaozi？
tabushifulaotaitaiguomalu，beiqichezhuangsiyingyongjiuyi？
zenmehainengtingjianqitarenshuohua！
budengzheyunianwanquanxiangmingbai。
哗——
bingliangdeshuizhuyixiazipozaitadelianshang。
yunianshunjianqingxingguolai，jiukanjianzhanzaichuangbiangaodananren，zhijiannanrenshoushanghaiwozheshuibei。
卧槽！
zheihuoshishei，juranganpota？！
yunianshixianzixiaershangkanleguoqu，dengzhekanqingnanrenzhangxiangyihou，xindishaoweizhandouleyixia。
neishiyizhangjiqihaokan，shenzhikeyisuandeshangtazheibeizijianguozuihaokandelian。
qinglengzhexiandelian，jingzhidewuguan，genbentiaobuchurenhedexiaci。
pianpianrutongyingsunyibandeyanmou，lengdeheren，youqishiqiangdaweiyaconghunshenzhouzaoqingxiexialai。
mingmingkanqilaihensushayigenanren，pianpianshoushanghaidaizheyichuanheisefozhu……
buxiangfo，xiangshixuedemo。
shuaishizhendeshuai，danshizheihuoganpota！tashenzhidouburenshita！
yuniandunshiqixiaole，gangdasuanshuohua，yigubushuyutadejiyizhengqiankonghouyongjintadenaodailimian。
【yunian，nizhangdetinghaokande，yaoshininengjiajisuyan，basuyandewenjiantouchulaijiuhaole。】
【yunian，nizheigejianren，suyanxuezhangshiwode！nibushixianghexuezhanglihunma？xing，woxianzaijiubangni，rangnirenjinkefu！】
——
yunianzhenggerendoushayanle……suyan，xuezhang，lihun……
tajiushuotazenmehaihuozhe，magebide，tachuanshule？！
haishineibenheifendexiaoshuo《chongnixiaojiaoqi，luxianshengyiyeqicilang》
zheibenshubuzhidaoshisheixiede，jiqijiduyaneta，lengshibatayigemingmantianxiadetiancaiguojiyinghouxiechengshibaxian，bujinzhenjiafeiwenmantianfei，haishuotahunshenshangxiadoushizhengde，ganshashabucheng，reshidiyiming，quanneijiaotadiyiduliu。
erqiezheiheifenhaijidutashijingchengdiyishoufunver，shangmianhaiyousangegegetuanchongta，lengshizaizheigeshulimianjialeyigejiaqianjin，er‘ta’zheigezhenqianjinzeshicongxiaozaicunlizhangda，shenzhihaiyidubeidangchengtongyangxi，daozhixinggegupi。
heifenhairang‘ta’wunaolianaizheibenshudenanzhuluan，jiuyinweiluankuajiangtayijuhaokan，tajiupidiandianlunxianle，shenzhiluanrangtajiajitadeduishousuyan，tousuyangongsilimiandeqingbaotayenengdaying。
zheihaibushizuijuede，zheiheifenzuozhejiuyinweitaoyanta，liandaizhebasuyanyijisujianeiyizhongdalaoquanbudouxiesile，erqiehaishiyinweitaquanbucanside，daozhizuihou‘ta’huoshengshengdouzaizheigeyinyinglimian。
yaoshimeiyoucaicuo，zheiyinggaishisuyanlaizhuojianhetalihun，bataganchuhaomendekaishi……
aaa，xiangsi，haikeyizaisiyicima？
zheigeyuanzhushizaitaicanle，tacaibuchengrentajiushita！
budengzheyunianxiangfajieshu，xiongqianbolingjiubeiyizhidashoujinjinzuanzhu。
xiamiao，jiukanjiansuyanfangdashushibeidejunlian。
yinchenqihei，youqishineishuangrutongyingsunyibanyanmouzhishengxiayaneheshiwang。
“yunian，nibujiushixianglihunma？wodayingni。”
yunianqingtiaomeixin，haiyouzheihaoshi！xinga，bijingyuanshulimiansuyan，baokuosujianeiyizhongdalaoyinweitacaifuchudaijia。
jiuzaiyunianzhunbeihuidashihou，yidaojixieshengyincongnaohailimianchuanchulai。
【叮咚——】
【zhurenbuyaoa（erkangshou）o(╥﹏╥)oninbunenghesuyanlihun！】
【weishenmebunenglihun？nishishei？xitong？】
【zhurenzhencongming，zaixiachuanshuxitong2333suishiweizhurenfuwu，huanyingzhurenlaidaoqicilangshijie，xianzaiqingzhurenweixitongqugexiangliangliangdemingzi，zheiyangfangbianwomenhouxuqianyue。】
郁念顿时气笑了。
【nishabiba？haixianghewoqianyue！nishihelejijinmaoniaobuqingxing，zheifuqijininiyaobuyao？wotamajiurenside，shengqianhaiyizhizuogongyijiusifushang，shenzhibuxiyanbuhejiubuhenandetanpengyou，haiyizhihefajiaoshui，xianzainiyaowolaidangheifenshijiedewo？bukeneng！】
xitongshengyinmingxianruoruoxialai。
【zhuren~qishizaixiayebuqingchu，anlilaishuo，yizhaoninshangbeizidegongde，xianzaiyinggaihuiquxiuxianshijiechengweixiuxiannvwangde，danshi……danshinixianzaibuwanchengzheigerenwu，nizhinenganzhaoyuanshuyuanzhujiejufazhanxiaqu。】
【siluyitiaoshiba？weixiewo，xing，neiwoyihuijiubasuoyourendougaleranhouqutiaolouzisha，doubuyongzouhouxule！！】
【zhurensansia，yaoshi，yaoshizhurennengwanchengrenwu，zaixiakeyijizhurenwanchengyigeyuanwang！baokuohuidaoyuanlaishijiexiuzhengzhurenchuchehuozheijianshi。】
【……】
【xitonghaikeyijizhurenshenqingchiguaxitong，meigerendeguadounengchie！bujinruci，xitonghaikeyishenqingzhurenzuoziji，buyongzuoyuanshunvzhuyebuyongdanxinweibeirensheooc，lingwaijiushizhurenshangbeizisuoyoujinengdouneng……】
【xiao6，bieshuole，zhijieqianyueba。】
yunianyuzhongxinzhangdaduan，manxinzhishengxiaxitonggangcaishuodichiguaxitong，meigerendeguadounengchi。
那多不好意思啊~
tazheigerenweiyilequjiushichigua。
beidaduandexitongjidongle，shenpayunianhouhui。
叮咚——
【gongxisuzhuzhengshiqianyueqicilangshijie，zaixiaxiao6weininzaixianfuwu。】
yunianyouzhongshangzeichuanyoupaobuleganjue，wunaidishuo：“xiao6，renwushishenme？”
【xiao6：dedaosuyanyibaizhenxinzhi，chengweiwanrenmi。】
【……niyaosia？nishibushikaiwanxiaode！】
【xiao6goutuizishuo：woxiangxinyizhurenbenshi，zheiliangzhongdoushishoudaoqinlai，zhuren，ninyidingyaochenggongya，yaoshidebudaosuyanyibaizhenxinzhi，nijiuhuibeisanjiemosha。】
郁念这次疯狂了。
【niweishenmebuzaodianshuo？】
【xiao6lizhiqizhuangshuo：yinweizheilianggeduininlaishuo，doushishoudaoqinlai！】
tingzhexiao6dihua，budengzheyunianjixufapiqi。
“suyan，suxiansheng！！！wojinbaizhangheyunianshizhenxinxiangaide，qiuninchengquanwomenba！！！”
yidaojuewangyayishengyincongbuyuanchuxiangqi。
beidaduandeyunianxiayishikanxiangbuyuanchu，jiukanjianjigeheiyirenyazhezhangxiangchouloudepanglaotoukan。
neipanglaotoubeidadebiqinglianzhongde，shuoduochoujiuyouduochou。
yuniandiyishijianjiushoubule。
suyanliansegengjianankan，youqishitingzhejinbaizhangshuodihua，yincecekanxiangchenmobuyudeyunian，bochunqingxian，budengzheshengyinmaochulai。
【wocao，zheilaoniumazhenhuiwangzijilianshangtiejin！haixiangai，yigelaihamazenmeherenleixiangai？】
【yuele，renchuyoubiea！！！】
suyantongkongjulieshousuo，kanzheyiliancaisexiangshichilecangyingyiyangdeyunian，yandizhishengxiachayi。
gangcaishiyunianshuohua？keshiyunianmeiyouzhangzuia……
幻听？
haishitajingshenchuwentile！
budengzhesuyanlengjingxialai。
yidaonanyizhixinshengyincongmenkouchuanjinlai。
“yunian，nizhenshitaiguofenle，nizenmenengbeipansuyanxuezhang！erqie……nijuranyidiandoubutiao，lianzheimelaodedoukeyixiazui！”
beidaduandeyunianhesuyantaitou，jiukanjiancongmenkouzoujinlaideqingchunnvren。
温可繁？
suyandexuemei，yeshisushijituandegongguanzongjian。
yunianweixianmiqiyanmou，zuijiaomanyanzhelengyi。
【bushi，zheibailianhuazhuangshenmedaweibalangni？zuowanbushinihezheilaihamayipaijihe，faduanxinbayuanzhuyuechulai，guanzuiyuanzhurengdaojiudian，mudejiushiwanwuxianshuoyuanzhuchuguizheiyitao。】
【jiuliansuyanshoudaotachuguixiaoxiyeshiwenkefanfade，zhenshizuidubuguofurenxin，yuele。】
【wenkefanbujiushizhangzhezijihuidiaolejiankong，quebaokanbulehuifangcaizheimehaohengdema！】
suyanshouzhiyidun，quedingzheicibushihuanting，tadequenengtingjianyunianxinsheng。
haiyouyuniangangcaishuodehuashishenmeyisi？
原主？
haiyouwenkefanhejinbaizhangjiyunianxiayao？shenzhihaihuidiaolejiudianjiankong。
kaishenmewanxiao，wenkefanweishenmeyaozheiyangzuo？taheyuniannengyoushenmejiuchanenyuan……
keshiyunianchuguizheigexinxidequeshiwenkefanjitade，danshiwenkefanweishenmehuiqingchuzheijianshi？
wenkefankanzhesuyanyanshendoumeilikaiyunian，yandizhishengxiajidu，lianmangzoudaosuyanshenbian。
kanxiangchuangshangdeyunian，yixiazihongleyankuang，fennushuo：“yunian，nizenmenengzheiyangduidaisuyanxuezhang，nibieshuonishiheduole，nijuedezheixieshuociyounaoziderenhuixiangxinma？”
shuodaozheili，wenkefangengjiaweiqukanxiangsuyan：“xuezhang，yunianzheimezuobujiushixianglihun，zheishi……zheishiwojinindailaidelihunxieyishu，yaobuninxiankankan？”
zhiyaoqianlezheifenxieyishu，yunianjiunengjingshenchuhu，yiwusuoyou。
suyandequeshixiangheyunianlihunde，danshikanzhewenkefandiguolaidelihunxieyishu，lianseyouxiefufuchenchen。
tazuitaoyanbeirenzuojueding！
wenkefanjintianhenmeiyoufencun。
jiulianyuniandoulele：“zhenshilaotaitaizuanbeiwo，jiyezhengxiaole，wenkefan，nibuhuizhenyiweiwohesuyanlihun，nijiunenghesuyanjiehunba？”
【kaiwanxiao，bengongbutuiwei，erdengzhongjiushiqie。】
【dengdeng，wozaijixukankangua！】
zheiyikanbudele，yunianxindishunjianpengpaijianjiaoleqilai。
【aaaa，wozheishikanjianshenmehaowanyile，wocaoaaa！！！wenkefanjuranzheiyangduisuyan，zheichidushiwobuhuaqianbuzhaoziyuanjiunengkandema？hahaha！！】
tingzheyunianjinhupoyindeyindiao，daizhesihaobuyanshidekangfenhediankuang。
suyantoupiyima，yizhongbuhaoyuganyouranersheng。
wenkefandaodiduitazuoshenmele？
yuniandaodikanjianleshenme！