qixinkanzheneiqiguaidenvren，zhiganjuezijihunshenjipigedadouqilaile，feichangbushufu。
zhengqiaozheishirenxingdaolvdengliangle，tagenzherenqunkuaibuzouxiangduimian，quanranmeiyoufaxian，ganggangneigerenzhengmuguangyouyoudidingzhetadebeiying。
“zenmelelaoshi？”nvrendetongbanlaidaotashenbian，jiantasisidekanzheduimian，haoqidiwen。
banshang，nvrencaikaikou，lingrengandaoguiyideshi，tadeshengyincangsangshaya，yutanianqingmaomeidewaibiaojieranxiangfan：“zhenqiguai，neigexueshengwanquanbeisiqichanrao，putongrenyinggaizaojiusile。tazenmehaihuozhe？”
neishiduomemingxian，huisedeshijieli，neituanheiqishirucidezhumu！！
mingmingshigaizaowangderen，zenmehainengzheimeyouxiandizouzaitaiyangdixia？
nvrenmiqiyan，sihushixiangdaoleshenme，shuangyanzharantouchujingguang。
zhanzaitashencedegaodaqingnianruoyousuosi。laoshidezhizizuijinhaoxianggangchengnian，huoxu，henkuaijiuyoushouhulingle……
……
quanranbuzhizijiyijingbeidingshangdeqixinmailedianlingshidaiqujifengmingtamen。
tacaixiangqilaifengmingjileyigehongbao，neishinenglianjieyinyangliangjiedemeijie，zhiyaotanazhehongbaojiunengjindaolingyigefengmingchuangzaochulaidekongjian，yejiushirenmensuoshuodeyinjie。
qixinsichuguangleyiquan，zuizhongzhaodaoleyigepianpikongkuangdedifang。tazixiquerenlefujinmeiyourenhou，caidakaihongbao。
jiugenzaitiyan3ddianyingyiyang，zhayandeshunjian，zhouzaochangjingjiubianchengyidapianheiyayadeshulin。
sizhoudoumimanzhehuibaisededawu，hunhuangdetiankongshangguazhebanlunyinyue，peichendewuyunbanbohunzhuo，pangbianshuyingposuo，gengtuxiancikeyinsenguijuedeqifen。
“niangqin。”miwuzhong，qingjuantingbadeshenyingzhuoranerli，tasishikuayueleshanhai，huanhuanduobuerlai。
neishuangqiheishensuidefengmouzaijiandaotadeneike，yandidehanyishunjiantuisan，querdaizhideshiwenroudaonengqiachushuideyanshen。
“wohaiyiweininwanglewomenni。”tajiqizirandijieguoqixinshoushangdedaizi，dongzuoshurendefangfozuoguowushuci。
qixinhuranxiangqizaoshangxinglaishidehuaiyi，youxiexinxu，guyichakaihuati：“xiexieaming，woqubanlesushebanlishenqing，suoyicaizheimewanguolai，shundaojinimenmaidianlingshichi。”
fengmingzhouranxiaochulesheng，redeqixinyilianbujie，meitoucuqi，ehenhendewenta：“nizaichaoxiaowoshibushi？xiaoshenme！”
nanrenyaoyaotou，bochuntiaozhedandandehudu，yonglandeyuqizhonggouzhexiaoyi：“meiyouchaoxiaoniangqine，zhishiniangqintaikeaile，meirenzhu。”
zheishizhende。tameixiangdao，niangqinhuijitamendairenjiandeshiwu。yinweineiduitamenlaishuowuqiwuwei，danrubaishui，yetianbubuleshiyu。
zhishi…niangqinshibatamendangchengrenleile，caihuijitamendailingzui。
真是…可爱极了……
binglengkongdangdexiongqiangyongshangwujindemanzuzhiyi，shirendeguaiwuyibuyiqugenzaishengqiderenleishaonvshenhou，zaishaonvkanbujiandeshihou，neishuangyanjingrouqingsishui，zhigougoudidingzheta，zhiredeqingyibuzaiyanshi，rushenhaibanbotaoxiongyong。
zoudaonidengcaibianhuanchulaidezhaidiyemeiyaoduozhangshijian，liangsanfenzhongjiudaole。
zhishi，menkoujujilesuoyoubanshengwu，beitamenyongrumudemuguangzhushizhe，youzhongyiqunaoaodaibudehaizimenyanbabadedengzhezaiwaigongzuodelaomuqinhuijiadejishigan。
“niang～yaobaobao！！”baojuzhilvxianpaodaoqixinmianqiansajiao，qixinxindoubeitamenghuale，genbaoxiaohaiyiyangtuoqita，redehoumiandewujianyanhong，zhinenganhenzijidetixingtaida，meibanfaheniangyouzheimeqinmidejiechu。
fengminghuanglehuangshoushangdedaizi，roushengshuodao：“nimenniangjinimendailelingzui，bieduzaizheili，doujinquba。”
wenyan，huajiaoheguancaiyiqianyihoujinrufudi，haishibushihuitoukanqixin，baojuzhizejinjinlouzhuqixinbojing，maizaitajingjian，shengpatasongkaiziji。
zenmehuizheimekeaia！！！
qixinjuedezijidoukuaibeitamenkeaisile！！keaibaoji！！！
yipangdenanrenziranerrandeqianqitadeshou，fushenchuanguotadetuiwan，zhunbeijiangtabaoqi。
“！！！dengdengdengdengdengdeng！！”qixinganmangzhizhizhutadedongzuo，bianqingpaibaojuzhidebei，bianwenfengming：“aming，niyaozuoshenme？”
fengmingyilianwugu，henshibujieqixindefanying，lisuodangrandihuidadao：“niangqinzoulezheimejiu，yinggaiyeleile，wobaoniangqinjinqu。”
？
niyaobuyaokankannizaishuoshenme？
qixinhaiyiweifengmingzaishuoxiao，kejianduifangrenzhenyansu，fangfoshizaichuliyijiandashideyangzi，taturanyishidao，tashuodejuranshizhende！
tashizhenderenweitazouneimedianluhuilei？！
qixinfanshoulazhefengmingchonglejinqu，ranhoulazhetajianglebanxiaoshi，xiangyaozhongxinshulizijidexingxiang。
结果——鸡同鸭讲。
fengmingananjingjingditingtashuohua，ranhouguaiqiaoyingxia，zhuantoujiurangnidengcaiyidaorukouchu，neiyangtajiubuyongzouzheimeyuanle。
qixinhaoshuodaishuorangfengminggailezheiniantou，tadaying，danshiyaoqixinbiequshangxue。
tazhendekuaibeitaqisile！！gentajueleyihui，tacaidayingshenmedoubugan。
benyiweijiejuele，taturanganjuebeihouguoyuanjing，yizhuantou，jiujianfengmingneishuangyaoyidefengmouxumanleleishui。
qixinfue。yimibajiudenanrenxianggefancuodexiaohai，kelianbabadekanzheta，tashizaishinanyididang，yixiazijiuxinruanle，hongzhehongzhejiubianchengzheiyang。
zhengzuozaitangqianzhuweishangdeshaonvwunaiditanlekouqi，rouleroumaizaizijiyaojiandenaodai。
fengmingjinjinwozhetadeshou，mobuzuosheng，sishiweiqujile。
“aming，nibuleima？”tazuozhe，tadunzhe，tazheigezishi，tadoutitananshou。
maizaiqixinhuailidenaodaidonglexia，menmendidadao：“bulei，wojiuxiangzheiyangnianzheniangqin。”
唉。
yitingtajiaozijiniangqin，shenmehuoqidoumeile。bijingshizijihaizi。
qixinduitamanqianglianai，xianghonghaizineibanhongzheanfuta，quebuzhi，tayiweide“haizi”，beizhetajizhaiziwaidelaoshuxialeruheedudezhiling。
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santianhou，daxuechengfujindemougekafeiguan。
yigejiaoluodeliurenzhuo，chuanzhejinshenwuxiuluqibeixindeshuangmaweishaonvdilezhangzhaopianjizhengduimiandeqingnian。
“zheijiushixin「yusan」desuozaidi，「maisanren」shuoyinweizhenshangdemougeqipaguiding，「yusan」daibuchulai，zhinengwomenzijijinjinqule。”
qingnianjieguozhaopian，diantoukanlekan，youjiangzhaopianchuanjiqitaren。
chuanjiakedazuiding，kanshangqudagaizhiyoushiliuqisuidenanhaiqingqingzhuanglexiatashencedetongban，diaokandao：“you，tingshuoxin「yusan」henpiaoliang，wanzhengduhengao，nixiaoziyoufua，zheidoubeinijianlou。”
nanhaichaotafanlegebaiyan，xiangdaozuotiankandaodechuqinmingdan，youxiebuman，zhijiexunwenlingtoudenannv：“weishawode「chengren」yishishinimenzhuchi？laoshibuchuxi？”
liangrenhuxiangduishiyiyan，shuangmaweishaonvxianglexiang，juedehaoxiangmeishenmehaoyinmande，
就直接跟他坦白。
“linlaoshidezhizibushiyekuaichengnianlema？qianxietiantamenwaiqindeshihouyudaoyigejijiangcheng「san」denvhai，laoshitafeichangmanyineihaizi，hechengxuezhangjihuayaodiyishijiandedao「yusan」，zuijinzanshimeikongguannimen。”
nanhaipiezui，xiaoshengdigujiju，meirenlita，tazhihaozuoba。
anpaihaogezidegongzuohou，shaonvxianrangtamenlikai，zhiliuxiahezijiyikuaideqingnian。
zaisanquerenqitarendoulikaizhihou，yizhilengliandeshaonvcaihuanhuanshuzhanmeitou。
“jiangning，wode「shouhuling」darenshuo，zuijinneixieshi，bushi「guiyi」zuode。”tamiansechenzhong，danyanzhongqueshanshuozheyiyangdeguangmang。
zuijinfashenglehenduoqishizongan，jiaoneianpaitaqudiaocha，kankanshibushiyoushenmexin「guiyi」dansheng，taheshouhulingdarensouxunlesuoyouanfadiyijishouhaizhezhouweidecichang，yiwusuohuo，wanquanmeiyou「guiyi」deqixi。
tade「shouhuling」darenfeichangkending，neixieshidoubushi「guiyi」gande，ershilingyigeweizhi、qiangda、xinxingdecunzaisuowei。
那么，会是什么呢？
jiangningyixiajiumingbailetadeyisi，tayilianjidong，nanyizhixindekouwenzhongjiazazhexiaoxinyiyideqingxu：“zhendema？！bushiguiyidehua……”
tadeweijinzhiyuliangrendouxinzhiduming。
——bushiguiyidehua，huibuhuishiguiguaizuosui？
bitamendeshouhulinghaiqiangdadecunzai，neibujiushiguiwangma？
“shuyuwomendeshen，zhongyuchuxianlemahahahahahahaha！！”
lianggerenrenbuzhufangshengdaxiao，jingzhidemianrongjijinniuqu，shenqingdiankuang，quewurenzhuyidaotamen。
lieyangtouguobolizhaozailejianyuedezhuomian，jiuxiangyidaofengexian，lingyitou，meiyoubeiguangfugaidedifang，jieshiyinlengdeheian。
neizhixia，manmanfuxianchulianggeguimeibandeyingzi。
lengquedeheikafeiyirantunshilebiaocengdenaipao，chendianronghezhihousuozhanxianchulaidehongzongseguiyidexiangyituanxue。
shaonvyilianyanzu，shuangshouxuxuqiazhuzijixianxicuiruodexizhangbojing，zuijiaoshangyangdehudujihuyaoliedaoerbian。
——shenmingdaren，weinindedaolaixianshangzhongxindejipin。
kanbujiandejinseguangdianhuijuchengyitiaoxizhangdeheliu，yuanyuanbuduandiyongruyinjie，kexi，youyuzhaobudaomubiao，youzixingfensanchengxingguang，siyudiansanluozaiyinjiexiaobufendequyu。
zheidongjingyeyijiumeiyouyinqiyinjiezhurendezhuyi，yinweitazhengmangzheshuaxinji。