第2章
shijimiaoguoqule，jianghuihaishiyidongbudong。
nisiguichushijianmeiyouhedaojianghui，qineidishouhuilegongshi。
tadaidudidenglejianghuiyiyan，jiunazoulecaidan。
jianghuibiaomiandandingruchang，qishineixinkuangtiao！
zaijingsongyouxidaileliangnian，jianghuijiuxiangyikuaikeyichi，quebunengsuibianchidefeirou。
sheidouxiangdou-nongta，kantachucuo，jiejibatashengtunrufu！
很快，菜就做好了。
“niyaodezhengzhongrenxin！”yigebaisetangzhongbeidileguolai。
jianghuijiedaocan，zhuanshenjiuzou，yimianbeinisiguichushizhaodaoyoutoudiaonan。
zoudaobanlu，baoxianqijian，jianghuirenzheexin，jiekaitangzhongkanleyiyan。
“ding！suzhuchufahuisuzhiyan！tafeiyueyibaigongliqujianyididenvyou，queyinweijianyiyongwei，beidaitutuanhuolianhebaofu，qiechengleyipianpian，suoyifengheguaizuiyanepianzhuangdeshiwu。”
yanqiandetangzhongnei，renxinbeiqiechengleyipianpian。
jianghuimeitouyicu，gaota？
zheiyangdecansongguoqu，zijiyidinghuichengweifengheguaidedianxinde！
busongguoqu，zhaochushimafan？zijiyebushitadeduishoua！
jianghuisisuopianke，guoduangaishangzhenggai，zouhuichufang。
“nizuodecan，shianzhaoyaoqiuzuodema？”jianghuijiangtangzhongfanghuiyuanwei，bengzhelianwen。
“danganzhiyiwozuodecan？beiweidechouchong，huonileshima！”nisiguitaiqiyizhiyan，xuezhubaozhang，yinhendizhiwendao。
“wohuomeihuonibuzhongyao，guanjianshikerenkandaonidecanhoudafaleiting，neishiwomenjiudiandevipkehu，shidatangjingliqinzijiedaide，nidezuideqima？”jianghuimianbugaisedibiandao。
zuoweijingsongyouxizhongzuidadecanting，mingquanjiudianzuizhuyaodeshengyilaiyuan，jiushikaogeluelingdeguanzhao。
ershiliqiangdadeeling，shijishangshibushourenhezhiduyueshude。
yueshiqiangdadeeling，jiudianduitamendetaiduyuegongjing，shenzhidaoleguitiandedibu！
nisiguichushixianranyezhidaozheilitoudelihai，tananiebudingfengheguaideshenfen，zhideduanzourenxin，zhongxinzuoleyifen。
jianghuiduanqitangzhong，“zaiyouxiayici，jiubanizuochengdianxin，songjifengheguaidaren！”
“nishuoshenme！”nisiguichushibaoheyisheng，shengaonuzhang，chaoqiguochanjiuyaochongshangqian。
“zheiyeshijinglirangwozhuangaonide！”jianghuirengxiazheiju，zhuanshenjiuzou。
nisiguichushihedesuohuishenzi，buquedingzheihuashibushijinglishuochude，haishijianghuishuochulaihehuzijide。
xianglebantian，neiquanshishuidenaozimeiyouyidiantouxu，zhidehenhenzuoba。
huiqulushang，jianghuidexintiaodefeikuai，zhenciji！
taxiang，wojingranmaleyizhiegui！
jianghuibushiyishichongdong，ershitamingbai，datieyaochenre，fouzeguolezheigujinger，tajiumeiyouyizhangle。
zheicichushimeiyouzaidongshoujiao，jianghuishunlidongxisongdaolefengheguaimianqian。
fengheguaikanzhemianqiandetangzhong，chichimeiyoulijidongshou。
yizhidaojifenzhonghou，taneiweiyiwanzhengdeyizhiyanjingliuchudapiandapiandexuelei。
tacaiyongzhiyoulianggenshouzhideshou，shenjintangzhongnei，zhuaqirenxin，dakoukenshileqilai。
jianghuidizhenaodai，renshouzhelingrentoupifamadekenshisheng。
yizhidaofengheguaijincanjieshu。
“nashangnidexiaofei，gunba！”yizhanglvsedeguibibeituileguolai。
jianghuishangqian，naqixiaofeifangjindouli：“xiexiekeren，zhuninduguoyigemeihaodeyewan。”
缝合怪没有回答。
laidaozoulang，jianghuinachuguibikanleyiyan，haojiahuo！
竟然是一百鬼币！
yaozhidao，tameicijikerentixingli，huodedezuigaoxiaofeiyebuguoshiguibi！
zheigefengheguai，dafang，nengchu！
yucitongshi，tatingdaolexitongxiangqideshengyin：“ding！gongxisuzhuwanchengdiyigerenwu，huodefengheguaiwuxingjihaoping！”
“jianglidaojufensuijishoubei，qingwensuzhushifouxianzaitiqudaoju？”
“提取。”
yidaojixiebeishashijianjiachizaijianghuideyoubeishang，qingboruchanyi，yebuzhidaoweiliruhe！
xitongjiemianshang，haiyouyixingxiaozi：“xiangqingye”
江回点了进去。
“fensuijishoubei：zhiyaosuzhuyongyinianjiangqiyidongdaozijideshoubeishang，suzhubeilijikebaozhangshubai，kejidaoyibanjieling。”
jianghuilunqigeboshileyixia。
“peng——”yishengzazaizoulangshang。
“嘶——”
zoulangguaiwuyanleyisheng，zhengyaodafaleiting，mengrankandaojianghuidegebo，zhidemomodibanaodaisuolehuiqu。
jianghuixiaolexiao，pailepazoulangguai：“baoqianxiongdi，xiacizhuyi！”
jiangchuzoulang，jianghuishouleshoubei，badaojuxiancunfangzaigongjulanzhong。
“哗啦啦——”
youyouxinglixiangdeshengyinchuanlai，jianghuishangqian，jieguokerenshouzhongdexingli。
“xiexie~”shengyinqingtian。
zheihaishidiyiciyouelingduijianghuibiaodaxieyi。
taxiayishitaitoukanleyiyan。
zhijianyimingrongmaocanglao、lianshangquanshiyicengheipi、yankuangjiushenglianggeheidong，kanzheshizaihairen。
tadaizhemantouzhuhuafeicui、chuanzheyishenbaiseshuishouqun，zhangzhangdeshetouguazaizuibawai。
shengyinherongmaoxingchenglejudafancha：“xiaogege，nikanwomeima？”
美你个鬼！
jianghuixinlinahan，zuishangxiaozhe：“yiwodeyanguanglaikan，shengyinhenmei。”
neidiaosiguiqingchiyisheng：“huairen！”
救命！
jianghuidejipigedadouyaodiaoxialaile！
ruguotayouzui，qingrangfalvlaizhicaita，erbushirangtayudaozheizhongshengyouguai！
zheicidexinglihenqing，diaosiguikanqilaiyehaoxiangchu，yilushangdoumeiyoukaikou。
jianghuizhenggantanzheicimeiyourenwukejie。
buliao，mianqiandediaosigui，turanzhuanguolailingyizhangzhiyouxuerou、guazheyitiaozhangzhangdeshetoudelian：“xiaogege，bangwodianyifenxinchangmian，haobuhaoya？”
“ding~gongxisuzhujiesuodierdanrenwu，chenggongwanchengrenwu，jikehuodexiangyingjiangli，qingwensuzhushifoujieshou？”
江回自然点了接受。
youleshangyicidediancanjingyan，zheicijianghuizuodeshumenshulu，chushiyemeiyouweinanta。
renchangzuodemiantiao，renxinqiebobozuodianzhui。
xianxuezuojiangliao，shouzhangzuopeicaidexinchangmianduanleshanglai。
“keren，nindecanhaole，qingninxiangyong！”jianghuifangxiacanju，gongjingdao。
diaosiguibashetouzhaixia，youtaochuleyizhangzhangmeirenlianpi、laoyulianpi、junnanlianpi......
taxianbazheixierenpi-mianjufangzaiyitadaiguolaidexinglixiangzhong。
jianghuiyanmoudichui，yifuwoshenmedoukanbudaodemoyang。
diaosiguiyouxiechayijianghuidelengjing，henkuai，tagoulegouzuijiao，yinhandiwen：“zheimiantiaozheimezhang，wozenmechi？”
哈？
怎么吃？
jianghuilingjiyidong，diaodonghuisuzhiyan，duizhunnvgui。
“ding~yinweishengqianbeirenhuohuolesizaigongyuancesuo，youbeirenbaichushangdiaozishadejiaxiang，suoyitashifenzengeyiqiezhangdedongxi。qieduan、jianduan、yaoduan、jianduandengziyan，jueduibunengzaitamianqianchuxian，fouzehuibeidangchengdianxinchidiaoe！”
jianghuijieshouwanziliao，bujinlengxiaoyisheng。
guoranzhangwujitamashuodedui，yueshipiaoliangdenvren，zuilidehuayueshibunengxin。
tagangcaiyaoshikaikoushuoyongkuaizijiaduanxie，zheihuiergujiyijingchenglezheidiaosiguidefuzhongcanle。
jianghuidunledun，manyouyoudikaikou：“ruguoninjuedebumanyi，woranghouchujininzhongxinzuoyifen。”
想害老子？
做梦！