xingqisijiuhuibaofengxuesinve，yiyezhijian，daxuejiangchengshiyanmeiliangmigaoderizi。
wozaiwaimiancaigouleyixieshucai，kaizheqiruihuijia，gangnachuyaochidakaifangmen。
jiutingjianfangjianli，chuanlailezheneryulongdedjsheng。
门被打开。
wokandaolezuozaiketing，chizhewomaideziremifandenvernvxuheqinjiagongzhaohai。
“ma，nizenmecaihuilai？”
“womendouedechizirehuoguole！”
“jirannihuilaile，neiwomenjiubuchiziremifanle。”
“ma，woxiangchitangcupaiguhelajiaochaorouhaiyouhongshaodaiyu……”
nvershuowan，yanleyikoukoushui，manhuaiqidaididao。
woyanshenxili，mingzhiguwendao：“nimenzenmejinlaide？”
nverjiangyoushoushenjinkuzikoudai，jiangyaochitaolechulai，zaixiongqianhuanglehuang：“ma，niwangle？niyizhibabeiyongyaochifangzaimenqiandeditanxia，wojiushinabeiyongyaochijinlaidea。”
nvershuowan，xiaolexiao：“ma，zheibeiyongyaochiwojiuliuzhele，shengdeyihoulaizhaoni，nibuzai，wohaozhijiekaimen。”
nvxuzhaohengzaiyipangbangqiangdao：“ma，niyiqianzenmebujixiaoyanpeiyibayaochi，zhiqianyizhiqiaomenmeihuiying，wohexiaoyanhaiyiweinichushile，zhunbeichuaimenchuangjinlaini，haihaoxiaoyanzhidaonifangbeiyongyaochidedifang。”
“neiguaiwoge！？”woshengyinyouxielenglie。
shangyishiyeshizheiyang，chenzhewobuzai，zhijienabeiyongyaochi，chuangjinwozhudegongyufang。
dangshi，yinweinvershuozijihuaiyunle，womeiyousihaozeguaideyisi，fanerdanxinnverhuaiyunhoumeirenzhaoliao。
xiangzhezainverhuaiyunzheiduanshijian，tieshenzhaoliaonver，haochihaohedisihounver
kesheizhinvershipianwode，tashijiahuaiyun。
taxiangyongjiahuaiyun，congwozheiliduopianyidianqian。
erqiejiahuaiyunzhihoudeshanhou，tayexianghaole，zhijieguyizhizaoyiwai，yongyiwaidaozhiliuchanlaihunongwo。
“妈，我怀孕了！”
wojiangyaochisaijinkuzikoudaihou，danshoufumozheduzichu，duizhewoshuodao。
“哦，是吗”
我假装欣喜。
shangyishi，wozaidezhinverhuaiyunle，xixiaoyankai。
被骗得团团转。
zheiyishi，dezhizhenxiangdewo，kanzhenverjinqingdibiaoyan。
“ma，kandaoniyinweiwohuaiyun，gandaogaoxing，woyehenkaixin。”
“ma，nidayingjidewushiwan，jintiannengzhuanjiwoma？”
wonverzaitazhangfukesouyishenghou，zhibenzhutidao。
我什么时候答应了？
wozheigedangshirenzijidoubuzhidaozijidayingle。
“woneicunqiandeyinxingkalideqianbeidongjiele，zanshiqubuchulai。”
wotuodiaoxuedixue，huanshangtuoxiehou，bujinbumandidao。
“啊，不会吧！”
“haoduanduandezenmehuidongjieni！？”
nvermiansedunshibiandejinzhangqilai。
qinjiagongzhaohailenghengyisheng，duizhewobukeqididao：“ninvergangyaozhaoninaqian，nijiushuoyinxingkabeidongjiele，buxiangjiejiuzhishuo，guaiwanmojiaode。”
“ninverhewoerzimaifang，wojiachuyiban，nijiachuyiban，fangchanzhengxiewoerziheninverdemingzi，buganghao？zheidoubuyuanyi？”
zhaohaigangchangwanhonglian，zhaohenglikechangqibailian：“ba，nishuohuayetainantingle，yuemuyoumeishuobuji，tazhishiyinxingkacouqiaodongjieleeryi，zaijiedonghou，yidinghuibawushiwanjixiaoyanmaifangde。”
这是在架我吗？
kexiwozhonghuoyishi，buhuizaishangdang。