第五章账算我头上
yixiaban，bumenlidetongshijiugenzhezhanghengdaodihaojiudian。zhanghengqudiancai，youyiweinvfuwuyuanlingzhezhongrenshanglou。
zhongrenlaidaoyijianbaoxianggenqian，nvfuwuyuandunzhulejiaobu。
zheishihou，yourendishengshuodao：“zhanghengneijiahuojurandinglebaoxiang？”
“kaishenmewanxiao？tanengyouzheimeduoqian？yidingshinijicuole。”
“tianxinge？dihaojiudianshenmeshihouyouzheizhongbaoxiang？”
linfengkanzhebaoxiangmenkougupodemupai，zhouqimeitou，talaiguojicidihaojiudian，quemeiyoutingshuoguoyoutianxingezheimingzi。
“buhuishixinkaidelianjiabaoxiangba？”zhangxiaomeituranchazuidao。
“yidingshizheiyang，zhanghengkendingshizhidaodihaoyoudazhehuodong，caiganqingwomenguolai。”
“jiushi，neijiahuojiushigeqiongbi，anzhengchangjiage，tabanniandegongzidouqingbuqi。”
“xiwangdenghuiduanshangzhuodecaiyebuyaodazhecaihao，wokeshizaipengyouquanshuoyaodaodihaolaichifan，daoshihoufabuchuzhaopiankejiugangale。”
tianxingejingranbeirendangzuotejiabaoxiang，yipangdenvfuwuyuanchoulechouzuijiao，ganjinweixiaozhejieshidao：“womenjiudiancongbudazhe，gengmeiyoulianjiabaoxiang，tianxingeshiwomenjiudianzuigaoguigedehaohuabaoxiang，geweikerenbuyongdanxincaipinzhiliang。”
zhongrendengshiyijing，zhanghengzheixiaozishibushishixinfengle，qingquangongsiderenlaizheililaichiyidunfandehuaduoshaoqian？
tamenbuganxiangxiang，zhuangbiyebudaizheiyangdeya！
“shaoshuoyedejiwanba？”
“kebushi，tingshuodihaojiudianputongbaojianxiaofeiqimayiwanqibu！”
众人议论纷纷。
liangxiaoqiumeitouningqi，gengjiaqiaobuqizhangheng，benlaijiuqiong，youledianxiaoqianjiudazhonglianchongpangzi，jiangjingangdaoshou，feiyaoyixiazihuaguangcaiganxin？
“hailengzheganma？kuaidianjinquya！”
linfengcuileyiju，tabenbuxianglaide，ketingshuozhanghengqingkededifangshidihaojiudian，yegenzheguolai，xiangkankanzhanghengzheiqiongbidaoshihoufubuqiqian，ruhediurenxianyan。
zhishi，dangdezhizhanghengqingkededifangshidihaojiudianzuihaodebaoxiang，linfengdexinqingziranhenbuhao，feichangbuhao。
taxianglexiang，rangliangxiaoqiuzuozaizijishenbian，dengzhanghenglaidaobaoxiang，jiuguyitiejin，yuliangxiaoqiuqinmidiliaotian，shibushiyilianxiaoyidekanxiangzhangheng，haositiaoxinyiban。
zhanghengchaoliangrendefangxiangdengleyiyan，suihoupieguolian。
linfengxinzhonglengxiao，zheiyangdoumeishengqi，guoranshiwonangfei。
jigehaoshidejiahuoyeqiexiaoqilai，duizhanghengzhizhidiandian。
meiguoduojiu，fuwuyuanzoujinbaoxiang，duanshangyidaodaoshanzhenhaiwei。
baoxiangshunjiananjingxialai，dahuomuguangdoujizhongdaozhuoshang。congcaipindebaipanshangjiunengkanchu，dihaojiudiandangcibibiededifanggaochuyidajie，rangrenshizhidadong。
gubudeyilunzhangheng，suoyourendounaqikuaizikaishidakuaiduoyi，weikongshaochiyikou，jiuhuibeitongzhuoderenzhanledabianyi。
liangxiaoqiuzhouzhemei，zhijuedexiongkoududehuang，zenmeyeyanbuxiapanzhongdejiayao。
tabumingbaizhanghengweishenmeturanyouqianle，yaozhidaojitianqianneijiahuosongzijidehaishiyitaishanzhaishouji。
linfengturanshuodao：“youzheimeduohaocai，bulaidianhaojiuzhuxingzenmexing？”
linfengyikaikou，goutuizichenxilimafanyingguolai，jiudianchifan，jiushuidefeiyongcaishidatou，yaochikuazhangheng，duojiaojipingjiubujiuxingle？
ganjinfuhedao：“meijiunayouqifen！fanzhengmingtianbushangban，dajiahedianjiumeiguanxi。”
“zhangheng，jiaojipingjiunibujieyiba？”
chenxixianshijiaolaifuwuyuan，ranhoucaihuiguotouxunwen。
ruguozhanghengjujue，neitadebijiuzhuangbuxiaqule。
zhanghengzhishixiaolexiao，tamenzheidianxiaoxinsigenbentaobuguotadeyanjing。
jiushuizaiguiyouruhe，tadekaliyoujiyidexianjin，nandaohaipahuazheidianqian？
“duojiaojipingjiu，miandedaoshihoubugou。”
“zheikeshinizijishuode。”
chenxikanwanjiudan，ningxiaozheduifuwuyuandao：“laisanpingmaikalun25nian！”
“yipingmaikalun25nianjiuwuqiankuaiqianya！”youshihuodetongshiturandishengshuodao。
看来张恒要吃瘪了。
guoranbunengdezuixiaoren，bushaorenxinzhongananfufei。
fuwuyuanzhuanshenyaozouchubaojian，zhanghengzhanleqilai。
dajiadouyiweizhanghengyaohanhuifuwuyuandeshihou，quejiantadandingdishuodao：“sanpingjiuzenmegou，fuwuyuan，jiwolaishiping。”
zhengchihedetongshimenbuyueertongdifangxialekuaizi，qiqikanxiangzhangheng。
这家伙肯定是疯了！
shipingjiu，neijiushiwuwankuai，zaijiashangzheiyizhuocai，suanshangzhanghengdexiangmujiangjinyebugou！
“zhangheng，nikexiangqingchule，yipingjiushiwuqiankuai！”
lianlinfengyelengzhule，takebuxiangyinweichibawangcanerdengshangmingtiandexinwen。
“meiguanxi，zhangsuanwotoushang。”zhanghenghuilehuishou，shiyifuwuyuanganjinzhunbei。
fuwuyuanzhidaozhanghengshijiudiandeguibin，genbenbucunzaifubuqiqiandewenti，sihaomeiyoutichuzhiyi。
youlezhanghengdabaopiao，zhongrencaizhongxinkaishidongkuaizi，buguonanmianyouxiegulv，chideyemeigangcaineibanyouziyouwei。
jiushuiduanshangzhuo，dajiaxiankaileyiping，zhuyaohaishidanxinzhanghengdaoshihoufubuqiqian，meikaiqidejiushuihainengtuidiao。
“zhikaiyipingzenmegoudajiahe。”
chenxiqiangguoqizi，yilianjiangshengxiadeyangjiuquandoudakai。
kaipingdejiushuikendingshituibule，zheiyeshichenxidemudesuozai。
jiuzaizheigeshihou，zhanghengdeshoujituranxiangqi，kanleyanpingmu，laidianderentabingburenshi，caiceyinggaishifuerdaidepengyou，bujinzhouqimeitou，qishenlikaibaoxiang。
zuozaizhanghengshenbiandeyigetongshiqiguaidao：“gangcaizhanghengdebiaoqingyoudianqiguai。”
“neijiahuobuhuifubuqiqianxiangtaodanba？”
“zhuangwanbijiuxiangpao，taibuyaolianle。”
zhongrenxinyoubeidiaoleqilai，kaishiqieqiesiyu。
chenxikebuganrangzhanghengpaodiao，maikalunshitadiande，qizhongjiupinghaishitaqinshoudakaide，daoshihoumeirenfuqian，zhangkendingshisuanzaitatoushang。
fuwuyuanzhongyurenbuzhule，hengshaojinwanqingdedoushixieshenmerenya，bujiujipingyangjiuma？haiparenjiahengshaotaodan？
tagoulegouchunjiao，xiaodao：“qinggeweibuyongdanxin，zhangxianshengyijingfuguozhangle。”
zhongrenjingdezhangdalezuiba，zhidaofuwuyuannachuzhanghengqiandan，dajiacaizhidaozhanghengbushizaikaiwanxiao。
“nandaotadejiangjintiqianfale？”chenxiyihuodikanxiangzhangxiaomei。
zhangxiaomeishijingyaoleyaotou，tashigongsidecaiwu，jiangjinyoumeiyoufatakendingqingchu。
zhanghenggenbenjiumeicongtashoulinadaoyifenqian。
jiuzaizhongrenbujiedemuguangzhong，zhanghengnazheshoujilikailebaojian。
linfenghaoqizhanghengnalaideqian，chaochenxishilegeyanse，shiyitagenshangquqiaoqiao。
chenxiyilianbushedikanleyanmianqiandejiucai，jiekoushangcesuoyelikailebaojian。
“喂！小黑？”
zhanghengjieqidianhua，wenleyiju。
duifangdezhenmingzhanghengbingbuzhidao，zhihaoantongxunludebiaozhudechenghuhanta。
“是我，是我。”
duifangdeyuqihengongjing：“hengshao，jinwanchangzilichuledianshi，womeifaqujianninle，shizaibuhaoyisi。”
changzi？zhanghengbuzhidaoduifangshizuoshenmede，buguolaibulegenghao。
tasonglekouqi，yufuerdaiqianshendeshurenjianmian，nanmianyaoliaoxiefuerdaiqianshendeshiqing，beiqiaochuwentijiumafanle。
“meishi，yihouyoukongzaishuoba。”
“worangxiaodidaizhejipingjiuxiaojinghengshao，qinghengshaowubishouxia。”
xiaoheidehuagangshuowan，zhanghengjiukandaojiudiandejinglilingzhelianggewenshendahanzoulai。
“ng，wokandaotamenle。”zhanghengyingleju，guadiaodianhua。
zheiyimu，zhenghaoluodaobuyuanchudechenxiyanli。
“wojiushuozheijiahuozenmeturanyouqianle。”
chenxichixiaoqilai，rangnizhuangbi，mafanzhaoshangmenlaileba，zheixiayouhaoxikanle。