第1章 这婚老子不结了!

“xingxiede,womeishijiangennizaizheilifeihua,jiushuozhei20wankuaiqian,nidaodishinahaishibunachulaiba。”

cishidesujiazhangdengjiecai、yipaixiqi,kezhunzhangmuniangqinlanqueshuangshouchayao,lanzailemenkou。

“妈,我……”

xieqianzuijiaofanqileyisikuse。

jintianshitahesuyingxiajiehunderizi。

jieshuzhangdawuniandelianaizhangpaozhongyuyaoxiuchengzhengguo,zheibenshijiankexikehedeshiqing,kejiuzaigangyaojinmenyingqindeshihou,zhunzhangmuniangqinlanqueturanfanan,yaozaiyuanyoulijinjichushang,zaijia20wan。

xieqianshigeguer,gaozhongmeibiyejiucanjialegongzuo。

lijinhehunfangshoufu,taokongletazheijinianshengchijianyongxialaidesuoyoujixu,xianzaibieshuoshi20wan,napashi2wanyenabuchulai。

“别叫我妈。”

qinlanhaobutuirangdelengshengdao:“ruguonijintiannabuchuzhei20wankuaiqian,woshibuhuibanverjiajinide。”

sujianeixieqinqimenzaimenkouzhandeshijianyeyouxiejiule,cishibumianduixieqianduoleyixiebuman。

zaijiashangqinlanzaisujiadediwei,bianqizuibashedekaishishengtaoqilexieqian:

“xiaoxiea,nisuishuocaiershiwusui,ketingshuonidougongzuoqibanianle,zenmehuiliange20wandounabuchulaini?”

“jiushia,nishuoshuokan,nibiwobiaojiezuzudalewusui,zheijiushilaoniuchinencaoa,haibuzhuajinbiaoxianyixia,wokannigenbenjiushibuxihuanwobiaojie。”

“xibuxihuanjiulingshuole,zheimedagerenle,liange20wandounabuchulai,nidiubudiurenyani。”

“woyihouyaoshizhaolegezheimewonangfeidelaogong,haiburuyitouzhuangsidele。”

“yebuzhidaonibamacongxiaoshizenmejiaoyunide,zenmelianpihuixuedezheimehou,wodoutitamengandaohaisao。”

……

xieqiandebamazaitagangchushengmeiduojiujiuchuleyiwai,yizhiyudangyourenkaishiwurutabamashi,neishuangquantouniededouyouxiefabai。

danlizhigaosutaxianzaixuyaolengjing。

shenxileyikouqi,xieqianrangzijijinkenenglengjingxialai,tayaoleyaoya,shuodao:

“ma,zhei20wanworen,denghunlijieshu,womashangjiuquxiangbanfa,ninkanxingma?”

12yuedebingzhou,tianhandidong,xieqianqueyishimantoudahan,jide,gengshiqide。

“denghunlijieshu?”qinlanlengxiao:“bieyiweiwobuzhidaonixinlidadeshenmexiaosuanpan,wojiayingxiajiaguoqushixiangfude,bushijiaguoqugennibeizhaide。”

“zaishuole,guizhidaonishenmeshihounengbaqiannaguolai,wojiahaohaokedengbuletaijiu。”

tingdaozheifanhua,xieqianliandoubiehongle,qiangrenzhefanyongdenuqi,xieyankanxiangpangbiandesuyingxia。

taxiangzhidaoturanduochulaide20wanlijin,zenmejiuhexiaojiuzisutianhaocheshangleguanxi。

“xiaohaozaiyouxilirenshilegenvhaier,nizhidaoba?”

suyingxiazaixieqianerbianxiaoshengshuodao。

谢谦当然知道这事。

zicongsutianhaobeixuexiaokaichuyihou,jiuyizhiwozaijialiwanyouxi,erqiehuaxiaoyedadejingren。

meiqianlebushizhaojialiyao,jiushizhaotazheigezhunjiefuyao,liangnianxialaixieqianwanglidaleshaoshuoyeyousansiwankuaiqian。

xieqiandegongzibenlaijiubugao,mianqiangwenbao,zheijiwankuaiqianduiyutalaishuo,kebushigexiaoshumu。

zhiqiandeyejiusuanle,xianzaibianbenjialijingranyao20wan。

nazhezijishengxialaideqianqupaoniu,zhenbalaozidangchengtikuanjile!

xiangdaozheili,xieqiandeqijiubudayichulai,sixiaxunzhaosutianhao,tayaodangmianwengeqingchu:

“sutianhao,**jilaozichu……”

“啪!”

huahaimeishuowan,qinlanyigebazhangjiushanzailexieqiandelianshang:

“chouxiaozi,zhengkainidegouyankankanqingchuzheishinali,zaibubazuibafangganjingdian,xiaoxinnidegoutui!”

qinlanzaisujiadediweibudi,tayifahua,qinqimendouweileshanglai,gegeyanshenbushan。

suyingxiajianxingshibudui,ganjinlalelaxieqiandeyijiao:

“aqian,nijiuyilewomaba,niyezhidao,wojiuzheimeyigedidi,wozhendebuxiangkandaotabukaixin。”

tingdaozheihua,xieqiandehuochengchengchengjiuwangshangmao。

“goule!zuoyigenididiyouyigenididi,nishenmeshihouxiangguowodeganshou?”

“nidimeilinghuaqianle,shiwotaode,nidikanshanglejianyifu,shiwomaide,jiuliantabeixuexiaokaichuyihoudaizaijialiwangepoyouxi,yeshiwogongde。”

“xianzaihaiyaoyinweigelianmiandoumeijianguojicidewangyou,jiuwenwoyao20wan?”

“duibuqisuyingxia,wochengrenwoshizhendehenaini,dannideaishizaitaichenzhongle,zheihun...laozibujiele!”

“砰!”

xieqianyijiaotifanpangbiandezhuozi,fuxiuliqu。

……

fanyediaolingdeshuxiaxieqianjingjingzhanzhe,buzhiheshi,xuehuaxiangsisuiledemianhuaxu,congyinmaidetiankongqiaoranpiaoluo。

kanzhemantianfenfeidebaisejingling,tadezuijiaofanqileyisikuse。

谢谦心里在恨!

tahensujiaderentandewuyan;

tahenqinlandeduoduobiren;

tagenghenziji,weishenmezheimemeichuxi,liange20wandounabuchulai。

“砰!”

xieqianyiquanzazaileshuganshang,sanluopianpianxuehua。

“made,buguanfuchushenmedaijia,woyidingyaobianchengyouqianren!”xieqianyaozheyayiziyidundeshuodao。

“niquedingshishenmedaijiadoukeyima?”

turan,yigebinglengdeshengyincongxieqiannaohailixiangqi。

“谁?”

“是谁?”

“谁在说话!”

tuwudeshengyinchadianmeibaxieqianhelegebansi,tahuangluandesixiazhangwang,ruyandezhiyouaiaibaixue。

“难道是幻觉?”

jiuzaixieqianyihuodeshihou,binglengdeshengyinzaiqixiangqi:“nibuxuyaozhidaowoshishei,wokeyirangnibiandehenyouqian,erni,shifouyuanyixiangnishuodeneiyangweicifuchudaijia,buguanshenmedaijia。”

“biandehen...henyouqian?”

xieqianjiannandetunyanlexiakoushui,shengyinyouxiezhandou。

shumiaohou,tashenxileyikouqi,jinliangrangzijideshengyinbaochipingjing:“nizhendenengrangwobiandehenyouqian?”

“shide。”binglengdeshengyinhuidahengancui。

“怎么变,难吗?”

xingfenzhiyu,xieqianhaibaochizheyisijingti。

“nixianhuidawodewenti。”

问题?

xieqianyileng,jierdiantou:“yuanyi,zhiyaonengrangwobiandehenyouqian,buguanfuchushenmedaijiawodouyuanyi!”

shuoshihua,xieqianbingbuxiangxinzheishizhende,shenzhirenweizheihenkenengjiushimoumeitizuodeyichangezuoju,buguoxinlihaicunzaizheyisijiaoxing。

‘叮咚!’

jiuzaixieqianhuayinluoxiadetongshi,naohailixiangqileyigetishiyin,danbingmeiyouchuxianrenheyichang。

kezhengzaixieqianyouyudetongshi,shenhouxiangqileyigeshengyin。

zheigeshengyinjiuxianggangcaizaixieqiannaohailichuxiandeshengyinyiyang,hentuwu。

“qingwen,ninshixieqianxiexianshengma?”

huiguotou,rumudeshimingwaimianchuanzhejiahoufengyi,limiandapeileyijianheisexizhuangdezhongniannanzi。

kanzheyanqianzheimingmoshengren,xieqianhenyihuo,zijihaoxiangbingburenshitaba。

buguonanzideyanshenhenxili,jirenyizhongjiqibujiandandeganjue。

“先生?”

“先生您还好吗?”

“a,e,ee,nihao,woshixieqian。”nanzideshengyinbaxieqianlahuilexianshi:“qingwennishi?”

nanzishoulinazheyizhangzhaopian,renzhendebiduilexia,diandiantou:“meicuo,ninqueshishixiexiansheng。”

“ni...nizenmehuiyouwodezhaopian?”

kanleyannanzishouzhongdezhaopian,heranjiushizijidedancuncaizhao,zheirangxieqiangengjiayihuoleqilai。

nanzimeiyoudasuanjieshi,dijilexieqianyigewenjiandai,shuodao:“woxingtang,quanmingtangjun,shiminglvshi,shoudangshirenweituo,bazheifenwenjianzhuanjiaojinin,xiwangninzaiheduiwuwuhou,qianshangmingzi。”

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