diliuzhangkongjufennujiachangbianfan,zhengzhanzhilv!
“登出成功。”
是熟悉女电子音。
jiuxianggangshuixingyiban,wohuanhuanzhengkaiyanjing。
ttoukuianquanbolizhaoshiheise,yeyinciwozhengkaiyanhouruyanbingbushiwoneishuxidefangjian,erqieyipianqihei。
woshuangshoumosuodaotoubu,xiangyaozhaixiattoukui,youshoumosuodaoyiban,woxinzangmengdiyitiao。
youren!erqiejiuzaiwochuangbian!
shuangshoujiangying......bu,buzhishuangshou,quanshendoujiangyingzhe!wanquanbuganyousihaodongzuo!
wojidewomingmingyijinggenggaiguodianzimenmima!
jiejiejinbulai!fumuzaiwaichucha!
jishichuchahuilaitamenyebuhuiqingyijinruwofangjian!
woyoushouneirouruanchuganmingmingshirendeshenti,zaiwofangjianlideren,jiujingshishei!
“jinjixinwenchabo,moufanzuifenzicongjianyutaochu,zhangxiangruxia,mingziweixiatian,xingbienv。”
“qingzaiwaidegeweishiminzhuyizishenanquan,erjiazhongdegeweishiminzanshiqiewuwaichuqiesuohaomenhu,zaiteshubumendaibufanzuifenziqian,jinshenxiaoxin。”
“ruruofaxianfanzuifenzi,qingzaibaozhengzishenanquanqiantixiabodabaojingdianhua,baojingdianhua——hx110。”
naodaikuaisusikaoshi,waimianjixieqiqiuguangbonvdianziyinchuangruwoerbian。
youyuttoukuianquanbolizhaoyuangu,wokanbujianrenheshiwu。
danwozhidaojipigedayijingbumanlequanshen,rouyankejiandeneizhong。
zheizhongxinwenjingbaozaidaibulefanzuifenzihou,huidiyishijianjiechujingbao。
ercongzaoshangdaozhijinzhongwu,xinwenjingbaodouweicengjiechu!
weiletongfengtouqi,wochuanghumeiguan!xisijikongsuodailaidekongju,bianbuzhewoquanshen。
ttoukuizidaiwaifangyinxiang,gangcai‘dengchuchenggong’nvdianziyin,jishizaixiaosheng,neiyenengbianbuzhenggefangjian!
yejiushishuo,woyoushouchuangbiandemourenyijingzhidaowoxinglai!
neimejiexialaidejuqingjiushi——
“nixinglea,kanlaibudebudongshoushanile,zhenshibuxing,jizhuwodemingzi,xiatian。”
是女声!
名字性别完全吻合!
erqieshengyinhaolengmo!jirenyizhongsharenrumadeganjue!
“等等!”
wojimangchukou,shituzhengquyixiajiumingshijian。
“有什么遗言么?”
“dang!dangranyou!rangwokankannvxiademeimao!wo!wosiyeyaodangyihuifengliugui!”
zhiyaonengzhaidiaottoukuihuifushijue!
jishifeichangboruo,danworengjiuyouhuomingjihui!
“huo~?nvxia?duohanjishengtingting~shuobudingwohuiraoniyiming~”
语气带有戏谑感?
suiranganjueyoudianqiguai,buguomaosiyouzhuanji,weilehuoming!wopinle!
“nvxiashishishangzuirencizuimeilizhiren!kenqiunvxiaraowoyiming,jinhoubiyizhonglibaodanvxia!”
“噗。”
噗?
“ke,woduinidezhonglibuganxingqu。”
咦——?!
“neineineineineinei——”
“woduinishenzimanganxingqu,bushishuoxiangdangyihuifengliuguime?woxianzaijiukeyimanzuni~”
“诶?”
zheizhongqiwei,gaibuhuishi.......
weileyinzhengmouzhongcaice,woyaozheyataiqishuangshou,zhaixialeaishierdettoukui。
果然。
“shuangkeer!nijiwochuqu——!”
kanzhemianqianpazaiwoshenshang,neishuxirenerdaizhedeqiaopixiaorong,wobuguyiqienuhouleqilai。
......
wonaodaiyouxiehunchen,huoxushiyinweizaizhengzhanzhilvlijieshouletaiduoxinxianxinxidaozhi。
dangrangengdakenengxingshiyinwei,congzaoshangzhizhongwuweicengjinshisuodailaidekongfugan,yijishuangkeer——
wolaojiesuodailaikongju、fennuganhoudehouyizheng。
“haohao.......wocuolema,buyaoshengqilehaobuhao~”
wofuqinxingshuang,minghaoran,womuqinxingran,mingkeke。
laojiesuifuxingmingkeer,erwo,tongyangsuifuqinxing,jiaoshuanghao,haohaozeshilaojiejiwoqudexiaoming。
kanzhelaojieguizuozaiketingshafashang,yifukelianbabadeyangzi,wojiuqibudayichulai。
zhicuobugaijiushishualiumang!
guizhidaolaojieshizenmepojiewodianzimenmima。
fanzhengpingshileisizheizhongezuojubingbuzhiyici,shizaishizheicifangjianturanduoleyigerentaiguojingsonglexie。
wozhongyurenbuzhubaofale。
ziconglaojiezhaijialihou,buzhidaoshibushijiechudaohulianwangdeyuanyin。
laojiexuelehenduoqiqiguaiguaidedongxi,jutishishenmewoyemeiwenguo。
zhibuguoyouyicitabeifumuqindamayidun,tahaiyilianbufuqijiangzuirangwoyinxiangshenke。
ganjuejiuxiangshibianleyigeren,yiqianzaiwaibiandoushiyifugaolengfan,sheiyebuqinsheiyebuai。
erdaolejialijiudiaopidaodan,haiaiezuoju。
guanjianhaiyifu‘zheijiushiwozuizhenshiyangzi,zhiyouqinaidejiarenmencainengkandao’dekeqimoyang。
suirangangneijianshi,youxiexuweihegan,danxianzaigengzhongyaodeshizuofanchi。
dui,fumuqinchuchazaiwai,jialijiuwogenlaojieliangren。
danlaojieshenmedouhaopianpianjiushichuyibuxing,neiyiciyangwangxingkonghuoxujiushifumuqinpinfanchuchadeyuangu。
erwo,chuyiyezhinengshuoyibanban,danxiangbiqilaojiezheiwei‘shenxian’,haodebuzhibaibei。
suiranwaibianyoujiawuliaolijinhuquannengdejiqiren。
danshilaojiebuzhidaoshishenmeyuanyinduiqixiangdangpaichi,fumudouquanshuowuxiao。
yushihuwobeibiwunaixideyishounengmianqiangmanzuzijigenlaojiedechuyi。
shuoshimianqiang,qishiyejiushilaojiebutiaoshi,woyechabuduo,nengtianbaoduzijiuxing。
a,dangranlaojieyebugantiaoshi,sheirangtajujuebaomuxingjiqirenruzhu。
jiqirenjiagesuiranyoudianxiaogui,danshiyiwomendejiating,daoyebushiqingbuqi。
guanjianshiguanggaoshangdemotemeidemaopao。
ai,kexibuzhidaolaojiefashenmefeng。
“shuangkeer,shicaizhunbeihaomei?”
yinweiwohaiqizaitoushang,lianjiejiewodoulandehan,zhijiehantabenming,zhenghaorangtazhangzhangjixing。
“准,准备好了!”
kanzhelaojiecongweiqubabayangzituranbianchenggangtiejunrenlizhengqilai,wozuijiaochoulechou。
“老实呆着!”
我没好气说着。
ruguorangtachashouchufangshiqing,yidinghuinongdeluanqibazaode。
“是......”
congsuanxijing,congqieconghua,suanduosuanmo。
doufuqiexiaokuai,jirouqiemo。
kanleyanjirou,de,laojieyouxianghuankouwei。
guofangshuisayan,shaokaixiadoufu,zhuoshuilaochubeiyong。
guoneixiayou,dahuoshaozhiqichengrexiajiroumo,fanglaochouhoufanchaobachengshu,shengchubeiyong。
xianglexiangshunxu,wodixiatouyoufangyou,jixuzhepengrenzheidaomapodoufu。
......
mapodoufu、jiachanghongshaorou、fanqiexilanhua、niunantang。
erhunyisuyitang,tangshizuowanzuode,pengrenzhongtuchoukongshaoweijiareyixiajiuhao。
zhiyubaimifan,zheizhongchengdulaojiehaishimianqiangnengzuodaode,suoyidaduodoushirangtatiqianzuohao。
hualebangexiaoshiduo,shougong。
kanleyanlaojie,faxiantazuijiaoyijingliululeleishui,zhinengwunaiyaotou。
“jie,nixianchiba,woshoushiyixiachuju。”
“bu——xing......haode。”
tingzhelaojieqiguaiyudiao,wobujinhuitoukanleyiyan,quefaxianlaojieyanshensichupiao。
“buguo.......haohao,zheicijiejiewoxianghuifangjianchi,kebuyiya~”
jianwozhuyiqita,laojiejiaodididiwenlewoyiju。
“可以哦。”
wohuitoujixumangzheqingxichuju。
duiyuqitajiatinglaishuolaojiezheiyangdexingweishifeichangbukequde,shenzhihuizhaozhizhangbeijiaoyuyunuma。
danwozheibianzheigejiatingbijiaoteshu,yinweibamabuzaiwurenguanjiaolaojie。
而我管教不动。
yelandeguanle,bijingyebushidiyicile,yejiushishuowoxiguanle。
ai,xiguanzhenshizhongkepadedongxi。
“eiheihei~didizuihaola!muaainiyou~”
咦惹——
鸡皮疙瘩都起来了!
“ganjinchinifanqu!lianglejiubuhaochile!”
“haiyou,chiwanzijixiwan!”
womeihaoqishuozhe,laojieshenmedouhao,jiushizhanglezhangzui。
“zunming!haohaodaren!”
shuowan,wojiutingdaolaojiejiaobushengyuanqu。
唉。
manghuowanchuju,wocaganshouzhunbeishengfan,quefaxiandianfanbaoyoujiangjinyibandemifanbeishengzou。
老姐最近饭量大增?
buguojintianyoumapodoufu,pingchangyouzheidaocailaojiedoushihuitianfanlaizhe。
shengwanfan,shengwantang,huidaojinshuzhiganfanzhuokanleyan。
faxianlaojieyongxinxiaowantanleyixiemapodoufujiwo,lingwailianggecaiyechabuduo。
呵,打发要饭呢。
唉,算了。
......
malibalawanfan,xiwan,youxileyibianzao,wocaihuidaowozijiwoshimenkou。
wokanleyiyanlaojiefangjian,quefaxianmenyijiujinbizhe。
“haimeichiwanma?yijingguolebangexiaoshilee?”
“快啦快啦!”
“记得洗碗。”
“zhidaola,haohaonihaofan~”
ze,mingminggangcaihaishuowozuihao,pei,nvrenzuipianrengui。
naganmaojinshijingcuolecuotoufa,wofanshoujiubadianzimenguanshang,haishunbianzaigailegemima。
kanleyanchuanghu,waimianshigaoloudasha,haiyouneifuzaizuixianyanweizhidejixieqiqiuguangbo。
wozouguoqubailebaishou,shedinglesuochuang。
“呼~”
wohuidaofangjianshunjianjiushuxinlebushao。
jiexialaishishuijueni?haishishuijueni?
dajiazaizheizhongqingkuang,huizenyangxuanze?
我自身的选择是。
登入征战之旅。