第一章 被催相亲,我搬出了我的植物人前男友

zaiwojingjingyeyeweijialigongsimaiming,ermeikongkaolvhunyindedisannian。

womakaishihuaiyiwoshitongxinglian,jiwofengkuanganpaixiangqin。

在我第一百零一次。

yong‘woyouyigebaiyueguang,dantachenglezhiwuren,wozaidengtaxinglai’deliyou,dafazouxiangqinduixiangshi。

neigewokouzhongde‘zhiwuren’,lakaiyizi,zuozaiwomianqian。

tayaoyaqiechidikanwo:“laibabaobeier,nidexinshangrenxingle。”

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“xiaozhai,woxiawushenmeanpai。”

“e,xiawunimamajinianpaileyigexiangqin,didianjiuzaigongsilouxiadekafeiting。”

wodezongzhuzhaizhuang,fanfanshoulidepingban,duzheyigebeizhidingledebeiwanglu。

“.....nandenvde?”

“nizhongyugennijialichujule?”

“meiyoua,tabushilaojuedewoshilalame,wopatazhenjiwozhaogenvde,xiaojiejiedexinwokeburenshanghai。”

“wojuedeyinggaishinande。”

“哎。”

wofuetanxi,ziyourucikegui,womajuranjiwoanpaixiangqin。

pianpianwomaneigejiaojiaonv,beiwobachongleyibeizi。

wozhiyaoshuoyijuzhonghua,tajiuyanleiwangwangkaishibiezui,wojiuyaoaiwobadebaoli。

suanle,xinkuwode“baiyueguang”qiannanyouchuchangle。

suiranwoyidinghuigaozazheichangxiangqin,danwohaishijiwomadalegedianhua。

“ma,bushishuolewozijizhao,xianzaimanggongzuo,bujiyuzheiyishime。”

“nizheiyishibuji,ershibuji,sanshibujide,wonaniancainengbaoshangsunnv!”

“fangxin,madoujinidatinghaole,zheicizheige,jueduideyibiaorencai,shengao1mi8,renlaoshidebudele,nijiuqujianjian,mamahaizaicuomani,tinghuaang,meme。”

“ma————”wohaixiangjulilizhengliangju,meixiangdaoduimianzhijiegualedianhua。

yaobushiwotiantianzaigongsishouzheyiqie。

womanenggenwobatiantianyouzaiyouzaidicuomama!

zheicizheigeshigeshenmeyouzhixiaoxiangshuangtouwuzhu。

rangtarucijipodi,tuilaigongwozheikehuangjinfeicuibaicai。

zhaizhuangshuliandidiaochulebjihua。

“neixuyaowochumianqubangnituidiaoma?jiushuoxiawuturanyougehuiyaokai,suoyimeibanfalai,qingtahegekafei?”

“suanlesuanle,wohaishiqinzichumaba。”

wobaibaishou,tanlekouqi,“wodaoyaolaihuihuizheigeshuangtouwu,bangwodinggeliudiandedianyingpiao,woshifenzhongjiejuezhandou,zanliangkandianyingqu。”

wohuanshangbeizaibangongshideshilimihongdizhanxuejiuxialedianti。

“卫粼粼小姐?”

duimiandenanrenguoranyibiaorencai,daileyigebiao。

suoweiyimibadeshengao,genwo1miliuchuanzhe10limigaogenxieyiyanggao。

“啊是的,”

wozhangtuiyiqiao,danshoubamojinglaleyibanxialai,“ninzenmechenghu?”

“wojiaowangxiaodai,nijiaowoxiaowangjiuhao。”

xiaowangkanqilaihenjucudeyangzi,zaiwoduimianzhicuoshou。

“wangxiansheng,shihuagennishuoleba,”

woyikantahaoxiangshigelaoshiren,jiukaishigengyanzhemoyanlei。

“woxinli,qishiyourenle,taweilejiuwo,bianchenglezhiwuren,suiranxianzaizhinengtangzaibingfangli,danwoyizhifangbuxiata,xinlizaiyezhuangbuxiaqitaren,duibuqiawangxiansheng。”

woxilexibizi,daibiaowozhendeyouku。

xiaowangyikanjiushigehaoren,tingdaowoxinliyourenle,shoucuodegengkuaile。

yaobushixianzaishixiatian,wodouyaohuaiyitaxianleng。

“azheiyang,neinidexinshangrenjiaoshenme?womenjiashikaiyiyuande,shuobudingnengbangshangni。”

wangxiaodaicuolebantianshou,wawalianshangyilianchengken。

“tajiaozuoqin,meiguanxide,wangxiansheng,woxiangxintajirenziyoutianxiang,huixingguolaide。”

wochouleyizhangzhijin,calecamojingxiabingbucunzaideleishui。

yuguangquepiedaoyigejueduibukenengchuxianzaizheilideshenying,yanjichadianpofang。