jialejiangjieyihou，haishibuduanyourenyaojiawohaoyou，yikaishiwohainaixindihuifutamen：「buhaoyisi，yiyouduixiang。」
buguorenshizaitaiduole，keyixiangxiangtieziyouduohuo，wozhijieguanlehaoyoushenqing。
嗯，世界都清静了。
bazheihuashuojijiangjieshi，tafalege「hahaha」。
jiangjie：kanlai，woshinidetebie～
wo：dazhu，woshixiangcaishenyedidetou!bushini!
jiangjie：nidechengshijintianxiayulema?neibushiyu，shiwoliuxiadelei。
wo：wodechengshijintianmeiyouxiayu，nideyanleiyemeiyouliudaowoxinli!
jiangjie：[emoji]tongdaozhongren，shijingshijing。
zheijitianjiechuxialai，wofaxianjiangjieshiyigehenyoumoderen，xinggekailang，shengyinhaoting，lianfajiwodezhaopiandoushuaidecanjuerenhuan。
我抱着手机舔屏。
wo：youmeiyoubuchuanyifude?
江杰：……
jiangjie：qingfangguowo，wohaishiyigehaizi。
wo：haizishenmede，wobujieyi(haixiu)
江杰：宁死不屈!
ruanyingbuchi?henhao，shishihoushiyongjijiangfale。
congwangshangzhaolexuduofujizhao，banluozhao，wofajijiangjie。
江杰：???
wo：kankanbieren!nishibushibuxinga?
江杰：……
jiangjie：nizheiyangrangwohenweinan。
xiayimiao，yizhangmeinanchuyutujiudanlechulai，fujixiantiaofenming，haidizheshui，talanlantizheyifuxiabai，yanshenhenshitiaoxin。
neixinyizhendangyang，wobaozheshoujilebukezhi，pingmuyingzhaozhewomanmianxiaoyidelian。
jiangjie：wofawanle，shibushidaojiejiele?
我：?
jiangjie：guai，woyoubuhuishuonibuxing～
touguowenzi，wofangfoyijingkanjianlejiangjiewanzhechunxiaodebuhuaihaoyideyangzi，ergenzimanmanfanhong。zheixiaopihai，juranfanjiangyijun?
wo：gaoci，jianghuyouyuanzaijian!
duiyuconglaimeiyoutanguowangliandewolaishuo，zheizhongganjue……henqimiao。
jishimeijianguo，shangbanmoyudeshihouwoyehuixiangtazaizuoshenme，kandaohaowandeshipindiyishijianfenxiangjita，chidaoleshenmehaochidedongxiyeyaogentaxuanyao，yudaolezaoxindeshitaoyanderendouyaogentaliao。
jiangjieshiyigehenhaodeqingtingzhe，yeshihenhaodenanpengyou，chulebunengchuxianzaiwoshenbianpeiwochifanguangjie，tayinggaishiwanmeide。
buguowomendejiaoliuzhixianyuwangluo，sheiyemeitichujianmianzheijianshi。