woxiangguohenduoci：genjiangjiehuijianmianma?ruguohuidehua，gaishizenyangyifanchangjing?
zongzhi，jueduibushixianzaizheiyang，wolengdeyishenjipigeda，chuanzheyishuangheisetuoxiedaizhenainaijiwozhidetudebunengzaitudedahongsemaozi。
死了算了。
「bushi……meijiama?」wotingjianzijixiruowenyindeshengyin。
jiangjielouzhewodeshouhuanhuanshoujin：「wobushigennishuole，mengxiangyidingyaoyouma?erqie……」
tadunledun，zaiwoerbiandishengdao：「woyexiangbaobaoni。」
wodetoumaidegengdile，jishiwozaitahuaili，yenengganjuedaolianshangderedu。
「jiejie，zenmebianchengtuoniaole?」tashengyinlidaizhexiaoyi。
wogangxiangfanbo，bozishangchuanlaiyizhenbingliang，ditou，zhikanjianyitiaoliuguangyicaidexianglianguazaiwobozishang。
「shengdanliwu。」tashuo，ranhouchengzhewodeyaobawobaoqi，shuangjiaolidi，wosisibaojinta，shengpadiaoxiaqu。
tawanqiyanjingxiao：「jiejie，shengdanjiekuaile。」
tadefashaoshangguamanlexiweidexuehua，neishuangyanjingbitianshangdexingxinghailiang，shoubeimanmanshoujin，wohuanzhutadebozi。
「圣诞节快乐。」
jiangjie，duiwolaishuo，nicaishizuihaodeshengdanliwu。
zuihoujiangjiezhuzailewojia。
yuanbenxiangsongtaqubinguan，taneishuangganjingdemouzituranjiuqilewu：「renshengdibushude，nishedebawoyigerenrengzaibinglengdebinguanlima?」
wochenmoliangjiu，batadexinglixiangwangjialituo。
woyizhiyiweijiangjieshineizhongyoudianpipidehuaixiaozi，meixiangdaotabenrenfeichangguaiqiao，shiyizhixiaonaigou。
dangran，ruguobusuanshangdiyicijianmiantaduiwoshengaodechaofenghebuxie。
jiangjieshaoleyishouhaocai，zheishiwomeixiangdaode。
fanzhuoshang，taturanwenwo：「jiejie，kandaowonikaixinma?」
「kaixina，buguoxiacilaizuihaogenwoshuoyisheng，woxianqinghaojia，linshiqingbudaojiade。」
yuanbenzhishisuikoushuode，fanyingguolaihoucaijuedebutuo：xumoli，nishibushiyoushenmedabing?rangtaxiaciguolai，baziyouyipielema?
naohailitiaochulelingyigewofanbo：nibizui，douyouyinale!
jiangjiexiaomimidikanzhewo，yanlifanzhexisuideguang，wojiacaideshoumanlexialai，hongyunjianjianpashangleergen。
tazhiwanlejitianjiuyouzuochehuiqule，woshuojitamaizhangfeijipiao，huochezuozhetaileile。taxiaozheroulerouwodetoufa：「feiqian，wohaiyaocunqianqunini。」
mingminghensuiyideyijuhua，woqueshunjianhongleergen。
tacoudaowojingbianhenhenxileyikouqi，woyongyanshenwentazuoshenme，tagouchun：「jiuyaozoule，haibunengwenwenjiejiedeweidaoma?」
……
zheixiaopihai，weishenmezheimehuiliao?
怪上头的!