qinfengtangzaijiuhucheshang，shizhongweixiaokanzheshexiangtou。
zhibojiandewangyoubeiqinfengzheigeguiyidexiaorongkandetoupifama。
“zheigemenerfanbingle？duizheshexiangtoushaxiaoshenme，taishenrenle。”
“nima，woyouyizhongtatouguopingmuzaizhushiwodeganjue，tagaibuhuishilinsizhiqianxiangyaozhaogetisiguiba？”
“gan，taxiaodewoqileyishendejipigeda，woganjuejintianwanshangwokenengyaozuoemengle！”
baibingbingzaiyipangyezuobuzhule，tarenbuzhukaikouxunwendao：“qinfengtongxue，niteyijiaowomengenzheni，shiyoushenmeshiqingxiangyaoduiwomenshuoma？”
zaibaibingbingkanlai，qinfengzaizheizhongshihouhaizhimingdaoxingyaorangtamengenche，kendingshiyouzhongyaodeshiqingyaoshuo。
yaomeshijiaodaiyiyan，yaomejiushikongsuxiaofang。
sheizhidaoqinfengyaoleyaotou。
“meishenmeshi，jiushixiwangnimennenggouquanchenggenpaiwo，nimenzheishizaizhiboba？”
baibingbinglengzhule，xiayishididianlediantou。
qinfenglianshangluchuanxindebiaoqing。
“shizhibojiuxing，wonengbunenghuoxialai，jiukaonimenle。”
qinfengzheihuashuodebaibingbinggengmengle，tamenyoubushiyisheng，qinfengnengbunenghuoxialaihetamenyoushenmeguanxi？
sheyingzhulizaiyipangxiaoshengdiwendao：“bingbingjie，tagaibuhuishixiangyaoeshangwomenba？”
白冰冰摇了摇头。
“butaikeneng，tabianchengzheiyangyoubushiwomenzaochengde。danwozongjuede，tahaoxiangshizaianshiwoshenme。”
baibingbingzhouqimeitou，mingsikuxiangqilai。
nandaoshuoshiyinweimodoudaxueyoushenmebuweirenzhideneimuxiaoxi，taqiahaozhidao？
haishishuoqinfengxianzaitangzaizheili，kansishiyichangyiwai，qishishizaoyouyumou？
baibingbingdesiweiyuelaiyuefasan，taliyongzijineiyouxiandegongdouxichubeizhishi，yijingnaobuleyichangboyunguijuedexiaoyuanheiandapian！
erqinfengjiushizheibudapiandenanzhujiao，suoyoudeguanjianxinxidouzaiqinfengdeshenshang！
jianbaibingbingkanzijideyanshenyuelaiyueliang，yuelaiyuebuduijing，qinfengxinliyouxiefamao。
zheinvrenshenmeqingkuang，yaochirenma？
qinfengzhisuoyiyaorangbaibingbingtamengenche，bingbushixinxuelaichao。
ershitafaxiandangsheyingshiduilianpaishezijideshihou，tanenghuodexiangdangduodeguanzhuzhi！
youqishizaizijigangcaiduanpianerzhiqian，guanzhuzhigengshidadaoleyibofengzhi！
yezhengshiyinweiguanzhuzhizugouduo，suoyiqinfengcaihuizaiduanpianyihouhainenggouzhonglianhuilai。
keyishuoruguobushibaibingbingtamenzaizhibo，cishideqinfengyijingqudifubaodaole。
zongheyishangyinsu，qinfengxinliyijingzuochulejueding。
zijixiangyaobubaobi，neijiudechongfenliyonghao【wanzhongzhumu】zheigejineng。
xiangyaobazheigejinengjichongfenliyongqilai，neijiudezhaoyigexiangbaibingbingtamenzheiyangdejiemuhezuo。
bujinshizhibo，erqieshoukanzhiboderenxiangdangduo，nenggoubaozhengguanzhuzhizuyijizijixuming！
xiangdaozheili，qinfengtaitoukanxiangbaibingbing。
“bingbingxiaojie，woxianghenimendianshitaihezuo，nikanwonengxingma？”
qinfengzheiyikaikou，zhijiejibaibingbingzhengbuhuile。
“he……hezuo？hezuoshenme？”
qinfengyouxiemiantiandishuodao：“jiushihezuozhiboa，nimenshishenmejiemu？”
tingqinfengzheimewen，baibingbingkuxiaobude。
hezheliaolezheimejiunilianwomenshishenmejiemudoubuzhidaoshiba！
ruguobushiwodaizhexiongpai，nikongpalianwojiaoshenmeyebuzhidaoba！
“womenshi《daxueshenghuo》lanmuzu，zhuyaopaishehejilugegedaxuederichangshenghuo。”
“duima，wojiushidaxueshenga！”
qinfengshifenjidongdishuodao：“bingbingjie，fanzhengnimenjiemudoushijiludaxueshenghuo，yuqimanwumudediluanpai，burujiupaiwoyigerena。”
“woshidaxuesheng，wohuizhenghuo，wohuohao！”
qinfengzheihuayichuzhibojiandewangyoubengbuzhule。
“zheigemenerzhibuzhidaozijizaishuoshenmea，shenmedaxueshenghuohao，gezheierkaicheshiba？”
“yinggaishinaochuxueyijingyingxiangdaotadedanaole，nikantaxianzaidouyijingkaishihuyanluanyule。”
“meikanchulaia，zheixiaozidouzheigeyangzilehaixiangzhehedianshitaihezuo，zheishixiangchumingxiangfengleba？”
“xuexinwenxuede，duiyuchuxianzaijingtouliyouyizhongtianshengdezhinian，wozhouweiyouyigexuexinwenxuedepengyoujiushizheiyang，yitiandaowanzongxiangzhechujing。”
“zheimeshuolaizheixiongdihaitingyouxuexinwentianfude？”
kanjianqinfengdexueyayoubiaoshengdaoleliangbaiduo，zhengguangmingrenbuzhuzaiyipangquandao：“zheiweitongxue，nixianzaideqingkuanghenweixian，youshenmeshiqingnikeyidengchuyuanyihouzaishuo，nixianzaixiantangxia。”
qinfenghenbunaifandishuodao：“hezuozheijianshiduiwohenzhongyao，wodexianbazheijianshijibanle，yaoburanwotangxiakenengjiuqibulaile。”
郑光明也来了火气。
“hunao！youshenmeshibinizhibinghaizhongyao？”
“你赶紧躺下！”
秦风盯着郑光明看。
“你凶我？”
buzhidaoweishenme，zhengguangmingbeiqinfengzheigeyanshenkandeyouxiexinxu。
tazhengzhunbeijieshiyixia，sheizhidaoqinfengshuangyanyifan，zhenggerenjiuheduandianleyiyang，kuangdangyishengzhijiejiushuailexiaqu。
卧槽！
没叫你这样躺啊！
“zhengyisheng，bingrendexinlvguilingle！”
“zhengyisheng，bingrendexueyayezaikuaisuxiajiang！”
“zhengyisheng，bingrenkuaibuxingle！”
郑光明：……
我玩尼玛！
wozhishirangnitangxiaeryi，nixiaozisijiwokanshiba！
cishidezhengguangmingshouzuwucuo，ganjinranghushijiqinfengtuishenshangxiansu。
“biesiaxiaohuozi，nikeqianwanbiesi，wocuolehaibuxingma！”
zhengguangmingyimibadehanzi，cishiyankuangdouhongle。
zhibojiandewangyoukanjianzheiyimuyerenbuzhufadanmuhudongqilai。
“suiranbuheshiyi，danshixiongdimen，wozhenbiebuzhuxiangxiao。”
“zhengyisheng，wohaishixihuannigangcaijieaobuxundeyangzi，mafannihuifuyixia。”
“nixiongwoshiba？nixiongwowojiusijinikange？”
“bushi，zheigemeneryetaigaoleba，shuosijiunengsi？zheishishenmenitianjuehuo！”
“zheixiongdishigeshichengren，queshimeiyoushuohuang。tadequenengzhenghuo，erqiehaishijuehuo。”
“zheixinlvguilingdesudutaikuaile，woxueyizheimeduonian，conglaijiumeijianguozheimelipudexinlvshuju！”
“zheixiahaole，zheigegemenerruguosilezheigeyishenggujiyedebeisongjinqule，zaoniea！”
jiuzaidajiadouyiweiqinfengkenengmeijiudeshihou，qinfengyouzhengkaileyanjing，zuoleqilai。
所有人都傻眼了。
bushigemener，nihaimeisi？
郑光明也傻眼了。
zheinandaojiushichuanshuozhongdeyixueqiji？
这也太扯了吧！