第1章

limingchongpoheian,yangguangsaluodadi。

jintianshidonganzhen,bannianyicidelaopoduihuanri。

“pangzi,ninengbunengkuaidian,yaoshimeilaopole,wonongsini!”fanghaokanzhezoulumantuntundepangzi,qidoubudayichulai。

“ge,woganshuojintianshiwozouluzuikuaideyitian,xinbuxin。”pangziweiqudecuocuobizi。

“xinnigemei!”fanghaorangrangdao:“yaomeilaopole,wojiuqu**!”

“zhende!”pangzidexiaoyanjingyixialiangleqilai,pobujidaidehandao:“meifu~~”

“……”

“qu**de!!”fanghaozhoumadao:“nijiubupa**neitijiyasiwoa!”

“shinizijiyaoqude~~”wangpangzaiciweiqubuyi。

“……”

mamalieliejian,zhongyudaole‘laopoduihuanju’damenqian。

kanzhezhiyoubudaoshigerenzaipaiduiduihuanlaopo,fanghaosonglekouqi。

“ge,wojiushuoguole,meiyouneimeduorenxiangduihuanlaopo。”pangzishuangshouchayaoqichuanyuyudedao。

youjihuiduihuandaolaopo,fanghaoxinqingyeqingsonglebushao,kanzheshenkuantipangdepangzi,zhenxindequandao:“pangzi,nizhengaijianfeile,zaizheiyangpangxiaqulianludoubuhuizoule。”

“woyexiangjiana,danzuibaguanbuzhua。”pangziyiliandeyouyuan。

fanghaosongsongjian,wuhuakeshuo。

“tingshuojintianyou10genvren,yinggaiyoupiaoliangde。”

“piaoliangyouniaoyong,nengganhuocaixing!buranfeileisibuke!”

“zancheng!shenqianglizhuangdecaishizuihaode。”

“yaobushiwolaodiebiwo,shuoshenmewodoubulai!”

“shia,danshenduohao,yirenchibaoquanjiabue。”

“womenzheizhongputongrenhaishibuyaoqulaopohao,rizinanguoa。”

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tingzheqitarendeyilun,fanghaoyehenzancheng,ruobushiyouteshudeyuanyin,tayexiangdanshen。

fanghaoyinianqianchuanyuedaozheigeshijie。

zheigeshijieshigelingwushijie,lingwuzhezhangkongzhezheigeshijiedeguize,lingwuzheweizun,fanrenzhiyouzunshouguizecainengdedaobihu。

jiuyi‘donganzhen’weili,donganzhendeyiqiedoushizhenzhangde,baokuoshenghuozheilideputongren。

shenghuozaizheilideputongrenmeigeyuebixuyaoshangjiaoxiangyingdegongxianzhi,cainengzaizheilishenghuodedaobihu。

jiaowanxiangyingdegongxianzhihou,shengxiadegongxianzhijiushinidecaifule,xiangdangyuqian。

chihelasaxuyaogongxianzhi,qulaopoxuyaogongxianzhi。

yigeputongrenxiangyaoyouhenduogongxianzhinandubuyayusjidenandu。

buguofendougejinianduihuangelaopohaishikeyide。

danwentibuzaiduihuangelaopo,ershizaiduihuanlaopohou,suoyoudegongxianzhidouxuyaoshuangbei。

就问你怕不怕!!

zheiyeshidajiabuxiangduihuanlaopodeyuanyin,huozhebuganduihuan。

哐当——

【laopoduihuanju】damendakai。

yigeshenchuanhuafu,jingshenyiyidelaozhezoulechulai。

paiduiderenlijianjingxialai,kanxianglaozhe。

laozhejiaoliwangcai,biekanmingziyoudiancao,dangongzuoshizhendehao。

yiniandegongzuorijiuliangtian,fuzeduihuanlaoposhiyi。

tingshuoyiniannengnadao3000gongxianzhi。

咳咳~~

“laoguiju,xianxiaogongxianzhi,zaitiaolaopo。ruoxuanzefangqi,gongxianzhibutui。”liwangcaimuguangsaoguopaiduideren,xiaomimidekaikou。

duihuanlaopodeliuchengdajiadouzhidao,diandiantoubiaoshimingbai。

“neijiukaishiba。”liwangcaidemuguangkanxiangpaizaidiyiweizhidezhongnianren,“nishidiyige。”

zhongnianrendiandiantou,congkoudailitaochuyimeiteshukuangshidazaodeshenfenlingpai。lingpaizhengmianshigongxianzhishuzi,beimianshixingming。

zhongnianrenzoushangqian,bashenfenlingpaigongjingdedijiliwangcai。

“wuyouli,duiba。”liwangcaikanleyiyanlingpaihoumiandemingzi,querendao。

“shide。”zhongnianrenhuidadao。

liwangcaishouzhongchuxianyitaileisicikajidedongxi,bawuyoulidelingpaiwangshangyifang,jiuting‘di’deyisheng,wuyoulidegongxianzhijiubeixiaodiaole1000。