“zenme，meitingdong？”danainaishenqingyihuo。
womuzhelian，zhanweiweidekanzhedanainaishouliyouliangdepibianzi，“danainai，nidechouwobabianzi？”
玩的……这么大么？
“当然。”
“那个，别人……”
wohoulongchouchu，feiyide，“ninxiankongzhixiaqingxuha~woshiwena，biedeyaorudaodexiansheng，qinglongbaihuxuanwushade，tamen……yedeaibianzi？”
可能么？
“woshuoguo，jieshubutong，rumendeguijuyejiubutong。”
danainai‘pa’！deyishengjiangshoulidebianzishuaichugehuaer，“nideguiju，jiushipo！”
“……！！”
yiguziliangfengcazhewolianjiaerguo，hedewoyigejiling，chadianniaole！
shuoqilaiyeqiguai，zheibianzizhangdehen，gongfengpaiweidewuziquehenxiao，yejiushiduoping，danainaizheiyibianzishuaichuquemeiyoupengdaorenhezhuoyijiaju，sipingkongzhalie，xiangshenggancui，wozhentouhuizhidaodanainaihaiyouzheihaobianfani！
啥前练滴？
“大奶奶……”
haoxuanmeikulou，“zheiyetaiherenle……deduotenga……bierenjiexianeryebuzheiyanga……”
wokanguodanainaijibierenanpaitangkou，youchangyoutiaoyouyaolingde，kerenaoleni，haijibangbanmaxian……
daowozheierchengxushijianhuale，tejuelehei！
“danainai，ninzheida，shiyisiyisihaishidongzhengedea……yisiyisicheng，laizhendehua，wozheixiaotigegouqiangya……”
“laoxianerdangtouzuo，woqinengnongxuzuojia。”
danainaichenlekouqi，“zhujingwei，ruguonibuxiangrumen，ketoujiukeyichuqule，yaozhidao，nenglishixuyaojifade，zerenyuedade，kankeyueduo，buhengqide，huochengqixiu，mingbaima！”
woduizheyanqiandezhuxianpaiweihelingqi，xiangshuobuxuele，houlongquemeiyoufachushengyin……
xiaowulijingqiaoqiaode，neiyike，haoxiangyishengneimemanzhang——
yuwuxingzhong，zheixiepaiweifangruodoushengchuleyanjing，zaichaoxiaowo，xiaowocikedenuoruo。
xintoumomingjiuhengshengchuxuduodebugan，haosiwoxinggezhongyizhijiudaizhedeshuangmianxing，yuepa，yueyaobizhezijimiandui。
wozuanlezuanquan，ditoukanleyanliuzhierdeyoushou……
“我学！！”
wotizheshenger，yanjiandanainaitaiqibianzi，meichuxideyoudoulexia，“dengdeng！！”
danainaiyouxiebunaifan，“niyouzenmele？”
“这个……”
woqingleqingsanger，xiabashiyilexialingqiqiandeyoudeng，“danainaia，shibushiwoaiwanlezheibabianzi，neiyoudengkendingjiuhuilianga。”
“看你造化。”
“不保准儿啊！”
womenglexia，“neininzheibushinawodanglibaitianguoma！”
“不可造业！”
danainaiyishenghechi，“ruoshirumenneimejiandan，renrendoukerudaoduren！zhujingwei！nibenggenwoyouzuihuashededoujiling，yaoshizuobudaoqianchengrenzhen，xianzaijiujiwogunchuqu！gunhuinihashidejia！”
woyaoleyaochun，beidanainaichuodaoletongchu，lianshangdewanweitunqu，guidejibeitingzhidekanxianglingqipaiwei，“keyikaishile。”
“好。”
danainaimeiyouyu，pibianzi‘pada’luoshui，shoushangyoudiguoyimaojinjiwo，“yaozhe！”
“……”
wozheicaizhidao，yuanlaizheipenshuishiyonglaizhanbianzide，yachidazhandeyaozhumaojin，pibianzhanliangshui……danainaizheishixiangyaowominga！
neixinximeidengzenmeyouzou，xiayimiao，danainaijiutaishoujiangpibiancongshuipenlibachu，gancuililuode，shuihuaxiayuban‘hu’~deshuailewomanlian，wobujinmiyan，yuguangzhong，zhijianxiyangliyouyitiaozhangzhangdeheiyingdaizhesousouliangfengcongerbianhuxiaoerguo，‘pa！！！’deyisheng，cuixiangyanhuabanzaiwodebeihousizhaerkai！！
“呃！！！”
baozhabandechonglidingdewozuilidemaojindou‘pu’！detuchu，shuangshouyichengzhijiepadi！
wocengjingtingguoshucilinjujiaoyuhaizishimadeyiju‘xinbuxinwochouni！’
dangnizhenzhengbeichoushicaihuizhidaoneiyouduosuanshuang！
piroubeibianshangderuantieshengshengxianqi，yigureladetengyanzheshenjingyouzou，jianzhiyaojiangsizhibaihairanshaodaijin……
dengdayan，leishuihemaojinjihutongshibiaochu，wochuleyishenglaizilinghunshenchudepeiyinzhisheng**，jimiaohou，chouchudezaiyefabuchurenheyijiyinjie。
“咝~~”
haobanshang，wocaisisizheshenshoumoxiangbeichoudadeyouhoujian，zhifuchunianninide，yiwuyijingbeibianzisikai，modaode，shifankaidepirou，yijirouliyingyingdegutouhexingredexianxue……
玩！真！的！！
“疼吗？”
danainaimingzhiguwen，：“jingwei，haiyouqibianzi……xingma？”
“……”
wozhanzhande，etouchuleyicengdexihan，kanlekananzhuoshangdelingqi，wulimeifeng，taquezaiqingqingdeyaohuang，momingde，woyanqiankaishifahei，xieyankanxiangdanainaikuxiao，“wochengdezhu……”
sizigangchu，wojiuhunleguoqu——
行个屁啊！
bieshuobabianzile，yibianziwodouaobuguoa，pibiantielianjialiangshui，pikairouzhantaiguoyinna~
daqing……bushizaowanglema？