……
hunlehenjiu，danainaideguanfangshuofashibatian，zhenghaohewodemingdingshuduishang。
woyemeixianzhe，mengshiyizhizaizuode，momohuhude，zongnengkandaoyixieshenyingzaiwolianqianhuangdang……
kanbuqingmoyanger，dannengkanchuyifuyanse，yishuidezhangshan，shaseerdouyou，hongde，baide，lvde，huide……
yigegehaidouaishengtanqideyanger，niantaozhezaolezaole。
woxilihutudewenshenmezaolezaole，shibushiwoyaosile？
“啥啊。”
yigeshengyinhuiwo，“shizaola，nizheiyatoujiezaola！chengshoubuzhua！！”
wozhouzhemei，neishengyinhenxi，niezhesangzifachulaiside，yindiaohaigaodibuping，poyoujifenyinyangguaiqizhigan，wotingdebieniu，chuleyishendahanzhengkaiyan，kandaode，zhiyouzuozaiwochuangbianzheng‘padapada’~diaoyanleidedanainai。
“大奶奶……”
yichushenger，wocaifaxiansangziyadelihai，bingqieshipazhede，“jianbangteng……”
“醒啦？”
danainaijianzhuangjiucaganlelei，bangwozhenglihaohoujiandeshabu，“nizheihaizi，xianzaizhidaoshenqianle，xiaoderumennanle？”
“danainai……wozuolegemeng……”
woyinerxuzhe，“youhaoduorenweizhewoshuohua，tamenshuozaolezaole，wojiezaole……”
“neishizanjiaxianerxintengnia！”
danainaifuwopazuoqilai，“jingweia，nijibujihennaichouni。”
“不。”
woyaotou，jianhoucicideteng，xiangjitacalei，geboquemeijingertaibuqilai，buzhiweishenme，kanzhedanainaideyan，wofaneryouxieneijiu，“danainai，womeikangguobabianzi……shibushibunengrudaole。”
“能。”
danainaixizhebizikanwo，“jingwei，zheibianzimeiyoushijianxianzhide，taxiangzhengzheniminglidebashujienan，daibiaozheniyaorudaodejuexin，zhiyaodazubabianzijiushuomingnizuohaodangxianshengdezhunbeile，yihouyoushakaneryedounengjianchikuaguoqu……
qishia，laoxianershuodedui，nidequeshijiezaole，juexinlianggeziqishizuishangshuoshuoneimejiandande，ruguonizhendexiazule，yejiumeineimetengle。”
worenzhendediting，meiyanyu，yemeiliqiqushuoshenme。
zaineitian，wozhongyunongmingbaileyijianshiqing，wobuzhidaobiedeyaorudaodexianshengxuyaozaoshoushenmejienan，danqingchuzijishiyaopode！
bengguanrudaohouhaiyaochengshoushenme‘po’，tadaodejiben，queshizheixuelinlindebabianzi。
woruguoyaoxuedao，babianzishiwulunruhedoutaobudiaode，haozai，takeyileiji，fenqi，yejiushishuo，wodemanmanxianshenglu，zanshi，suantachulebafenzhiyibu。
苦啊。
真不是闹着玩儿的。
rudaodediyimenke，meishangwan，jiurangwozaichuangshangzuzutangleyigeyue！
danainaishihouwenwohoumeihouhui，wohendudingdehui‘buhouhui。’
kuidouchiwanle，shuo‘houhui’youjingmei？
yiqianmeidaganjue，zhijuededanainaizheixinghenshenqi，henniuqi，buluntaheshizhuliaoshenme，wodoushizhanzaipangguanzhedejiaodubeixili。
kezicongzheibianzichouxialai，woquehaosibeidatonglemouzhonglingqiao，goudadewozonghuikantangzishanggongfengdelingqideshishen……
xiangyongyoudeganjueyuefademingxian，shouxinhuire，xueyehuiyinyindefeiteng，fangruojingtaozhiqian，qiedenghailangzhihou。
xintai，zhenzhendejieshibuqing。
buguo，nibengguanwozheixinqingshiruhemaodun，yibianziaideshixinganqingyuan，haishibeiposhangxing，zanzheihashidoumeihuicheng。
为啥？
养伤啊！
jianjiedi，yesuanshirangwodechangsuoyuanle。
……
shanghaohouwojiujixuzaizhenshangnianshu，zuimingxiandebianhuajiushihuikanxiangtoule，houjiantouyiyang，wojiulaileganjue，wushizitongde，meidangyaokaoshiqianwodouhuijilaoxianerpaiweijitishangxiang，qiyanhoupingxiguancha，buchusanfenzhong，jiuhuidedaodaan——
“xiangtouzuoyouchiping……gaoyuzhongjiandesanfenzhiyi……”
xiangwuniaoniao，wodingzhezuilitaogu，“zheishi……xianruixiang，sanrizhinei，biyoujixiangzhizhao！”
xinliyixi，wocuozheshoujiujilaoxianerjugong，“zheishuomingwojintianhuikaodehaoa，jingweizaizheilixianxieguogewei……”
“精卫！”
shenhouhudechuanchudanainaideshengyin，niuguolian，danainaiyouxiewuyudezaimenkoukanwo，“shuoduoshaobianle，bieshuazheizhongxiaocongming，xiangtouyuyinashimingmianshangneimejiandande！”
woheiheidexiao，naotoukanzhedanainai，“wobushixuexime，danainai，maoyeyeshuoguo，zhiyouhaohaoxuexi，cainengtiantianxiangshangya！xiangtoushuole，wojintiandeyuekaokendinghuishibanliqianshiming！xianruixiang，henjilide，ninlaojiufangxinbaa！”
“nia，jiushigennisanshuxuedeyouzuihuashe！”
wotingdaodanainaitisanshujiuxiaogebuting，tiaomeixuezhesanshuyudanainaishuohuaneiyanger，“heigugu，nishuodeshiwoma？wokeshigeputianxiadelangjunlingxiu，gaishijiedelangzibantou，yuanzhuyanbugaichangyijiu，huazhongxiaoqian，jiuneiwangyoua~~”
sanshuyuanmingliusaner，yeshigerudaodexiansheng，tazunchengdanainai‘heigugu’，zhuzaihashi，yuwobenfeiqinfeigu，zaoqianershiwojiadelinju，cengqinyanjianzhengwodechusheng，yeshuoshihewoyouyuanfen。
wobeisongdaodanainaizheilaihou，tajiujingchanglaikanwo，zaidianlidadipu，jingchangyizhujiuyuebade，daiwowaner，zhaokanwo，qinfenjingerbuzhishuaiwoqindiejitiaojie，renbucuo，jiushitaihaojiu，heduolejiukaishilianchangdaihengheng，youdianxiangshigebuzhesiliudexiansheng。
buguoshuoshihua，wozheipaopiandexinggeyedequeshishoutayingxiangjiaoduo，tahedanainaijiuhaosiwolianggedajiazhang，yigebailian，yigehonglian。
“danainai，sanshujinnianshaqianerguolai？”
woxuewanlejiuchaozhedanainaiwen，“wodouxiangtale。”
“taa，maibuqijiujiulaile！”
danainailandedaliwodemoyang，paipaishenshangkuazhedeheisebubao，“wojiedaodianhuayaoqutangheishuizhenjirenkanxiashiqing，yiliangtiannenghuilai，nikanhaojia，wanshanglinshuiqianzaijianchaxiadamen。”
woelesheng，zhangdahoudanainaichumenkanshiqingdoushiwokandian，xiguanle，beishangshubaowohaikanleyantanganzhuo，“nainibudailingqia。”
“不用。”
danainaihewoyiqixialou，“buguojiushibangyiqiandelaoshizhukankanyangzhaidiji，shundao，zaiqutajiazufenkankan，xiaoshiqing……”
shuozhe，danainaihaijixudingzhuzhewo，“santianhoujiuyaodaoqingmingle，niwanzixihuilaijidezaimenwaifangdianshengfan，shangzhuxiangshishijiguoludedongxi，niantaoniantao，bierangtamenzaidianmenkouyoudanggaoshiqing。”
wodiantou，zheixiedoumingbai，zuosirenshengyide，fengnianguojiejiangjiujiuduo，youqishiqingming，guijie，hanyi，zheidoushizhuanmenjidianxiamiandejieri，danainaishuonanbaohuiyoumeizhudeguhunshangmenlaitaodongxi。
suiranjinbulai，dantamenzaimenkouhuangdangyefanren，youshihuirangshiyundideguoluxingrenmiyan，fashengxieleisiguidangqiangdeshiqing，suoyiwomendouhuishidianxiaoenxiaohui，rengjizhangshaozhi，huoshishishiyixiefancai，jianjiedezuodianshanshi。
“对了。”
guanhaodianmen，danainaiyouxiangshixiangqishenmesidekanxiangwo，“jingweia，nibazuowanyoulaidianhuale，zhongkaowanshierwojiudainiquhashi，zhenghao，zheihuizhijiequneiniangaozhong，shengdemafanle。”
“奶！”
wolimajiujile，“bushidoushuolema！woyaoliunishenbianxuebenshide，ninzenmehaiyaowoquhashia！”
鞭子白挨了呀！
danainaiqingpiaopiaodejiurengchuyiju，“haiyouqibianzini，nishoudeqi？”
“我……”
wohangchiyisheng，jianhouquanyudeshangkouyouyinyindeteng，qibianzi，woshouwandoudezhijiexiaquguoqingming！