“laoqin，jinwanqubaijinhanchanggequma？”
laidaoshitang，liangrendalegezixihuandefancai，bianlaidaozuoweishangzuoxia。
tidaobaijinhan，xiahedunshimeifeisewudao：“youzanjingdexiaomeimeie，nibuhuikebiehouhuie！”
“不去。”
qinyangyaoleyaotou，yanlizhiyouzijidehongshaorou。
duiyubaijinhanshishenmedifang，zuoweinanrentaxinliziranqingchu。
buguo，tayixiangjieshenzihao，buweinvsesuodong，qihui……
好吧。
qinyangchengrenzijishigenbenqubuqineizhongdifang。
tayigeyueququsanqiankuaidegongzi，buzhidaogoubugouqubaijinhanxiaofeiyiwanshang？
至于让夏河请客？
buyongchuqian，queshihenshuang。
毕竟跟白嫖差不多。
danzheirenqingkendingshiyaohaideba？
qinyangkebuxiangyinweizheizhongshiqingqianxiarenqing。
zhenyaoshixiangle，tayekeyiziligengsheng。
照样不用花钱！
“nizheijiahuo，daodishibushigeyemen？”
qinyangdejujue，xiahezaoyouyuliao，qieyijingxiguanle。
yinweitayijingbushidiyiciyaoqingqinyangle。
kezheijiahuomeicidoushijujue。
jiashangqinyangpingrili，duitushuguanyixienvtongshidefanying。
zheirangxiahebujinhuaiyi，qinyangdexingquxiangshibushiyouwenti。
“我怕得病。”
qinyangyifuzhengrenjunzideyangzi：“tingxiongdiyijuquan，neizhongdifangzuihaohaishishaoqu。”
“youlaileyoulaile……”
xiaheyilianwunai：“nizabiwobamahailuosuo，xingle，nibuquwozijiqu。”
“yaoshimingtianwomeilai，nijidebangwoshunbiankanxia2qu。”
qinyangdianlediantou，1quyu2qujinaizhe。
erqiezheiduanshijiantushuguanyemeishenmeren，jiusuantongshiguanlilianggequyemeishenmeyali。
zheizhongshi，qinyangyijingbushidiyicibangxiahezuole。
fanhou，liangrenlaidaoshitanghoumian，dunzaimenkouchouyanxianliao。
“laoqin，nitingshuolema？zuijinhuiyouyiweilaizididoudezongshiqiangzhelaiwomenjianghaishi，zheiweiqiangzhehaoxianghaishicongwomenzheilizouchuqude。”
“宗师强者？”
qinyangyouxiejingya，zongshijingjiekeshizaixiantianzhishang。
zheiyangderenwu，pingrilikeshishenlongjianshoubujianwei。
zheiduanshijiandekanshu，yerangqinyangebulezheigeshijiedewudaoxinxi。
xiuweidadaozongshijingjiehou，keyizuodaohengduxukong，zhoushenhaiyouhutigangqi，jibianshidapaodoushangbudao。
zheiyangdeshili，yijingchaochulefanrendefanchou，kanchengludishenxianle。
zheiyangderenwu，juranhuilaijianghaishi？
“meicuo，tingshuozheiweizongshiqiangzheyiqianshijianghaiwudaoxueyuandexuesheng，zheicishizhonghuimuxiaokankan，weilehuikuimuxiao，tahaihuidangzhongjiangke。”
“zheikeshizongshiqiangzhedewudaoke，nixiangbuxiangqukan？”
xiahelianshangluchuchongjingzhise，zaizheiqiangzheweizundeshijie，zongshiqiangzhejueduishiwanrenjingyangdecunzai。
“womenyoubushijianghaiwudaoxueyuanderen，yenengqukanma？”
qinyangshunjianxindongle，tarujinkazaibanbuxiantianjingjie。
yitadezizhi，buzhiyaoheshicainengtupodaoxiantianjingjie。
ruoshinenggoutingyicizongshiqiangzhedewudaoke，shuobudingnengjiecizhaodaotupoxiantianjingjiedeqiji。
“zheigenifangxin，wobayujianghaiwudaoxueyuandezhurenguanxibucuo，zhiyaonixiangqukan，jiubaozaixiongdiwoshenshangle。”
xiahedabaodalan，kanyangzitajiaguanxidequehenying。
xiabanhou，qinyangmeiyoulijihuijia，ershixiangwangchangyiyang，zhaolekuaipianpidekongdilianxijianfa。
zaijiangqingfengjianfadejianzhaoquanbujizhuhou，qinyangbianchijuzihualewubaikuai，zaiwangshangmailebingtiejian，yonglailianxijianfa。
jingguodabangeyuedelianxi，zaibanbuxiantiandexiuweizhichengxia，qinyangyijingchubuzhangwolezheimenjianfa。
…………
翌日。
qinyanganshilaidaoletushuguan。
xiahezheijiahuozuowanzhidingshiwanhaile，guoranmeilai。
zheijiahuochizaoyoutiansizainvrendupishang！
qinyangsuanliuliudezuzhouleyiju，bianruwangchangyiyangzhaoshukan。
qingfengjianfaxuehuile，jiexialaigaizhaomenshenfaxuexile。
bijing，jiankeshimengxiang，shenfacaishiguanjianshiketaomingdeguanjian。
dabuguo，zhishaohainengpaobushi。
jingtiaoxixuanhou，qinyangcongshujiashangnaqileyibenmingweiqixingbufademiji。
mingzikanqilaihenbucuo，dannengbeifangzaitushuguanyilou，neijiujueduibushishenmegaojihuo。
dangran，yeyouconglajiduilizhaochujinzideanli。
buguo，neishixiaoshuozhujiaodedaiyu，qinyangzirenmeizheigeming。
nazheqixingbufademiji，qinyanglaidaole2qukanshu。
jirandayinglexiahe，ziranyeyaobangtashunbianzhaokanxia。
jiuzaiqinyangchenjinzaiqixingbufazhizhongshi，tushuguandefangdingzhishang，yitiaozhusihuanhuanchuixia。
zaizhusidemoduan，diaozheyizhizisedexiaozhizhu，cikezhengchuyuqinyangdezhengshangfang。
zisezhizhuxixiaodemouzizhongsihuyouxuehongguangmangyishanershi，muguangkanzhexiafangdeqinyang。
不！
zhunquelaishuo，tademuguangshikanzheqinyangshoulideqixingbufa。
ruoshicikeyourenzixiguancha，jiuhuizhenjingdefaxian。
zheitouzisezhizhudexuehongshuangyanzhong，jingranshanshuozheyimorenxinghuademuguang。
tamuguangkanzheqinyangdemiji，haosizhendenengkandongyiyang，yanzhongshanguosisuozhise。
“ding，jiancedaoshouhuangqixi，jiduweixian！”
“qingsuzhuxunsutaoli，fouzejiangxiaomingbubao！”
“qingsuzhuxunsutaoli！”
qinyangzhengquanshenguanzhudekanzheshu，naohaizhongturanxiangqideshengyin，chadianmeibatajidangchangsongzou。
“淦！”
qinyangfanyingguolai，lianshangdunshiluchunaonuzhise。
renheren，zhendehuihesirendehaobu？
xitongnisuiranbushiren，danshizhendegoua！
狗系统！
buguo，suiranxinzhongbushuang。
danchenjiyijiudexitongturanfasheng，haishirangqinyangzhengshileqilai。
“ding，ganshoudaoshouhuangcunzai，qingsuzhutingqujianyi，xunsutaolicidi，fouzejiangsiwuquanshi！”
tingdaoxitongdezaicicuicu，qinyanglianmangjiangshouzhongdemijifangxia，qishenhuangusizhou。
qinyangyiyanwangqu，shiyipaipaideshujia，lingxingdejigejinlaikanshuderen。
ciketamendouzaiananjingjingdekanshu。
xiangdaoshangciyijiaobaojiangdezhanglang，qinyangdunshiyanzhongyiliang，lianmangditouzaidishangzhaoxun。
xitongsuoshuodeshouhuang，shibushiyoushizhidemouzhongxiaodongwu？
ruoshizailaigeyijiaobaojiang，xitongshifouhaihuijichufenghoudejiangli？
baozhezheiyangdexiangfa，qinyangdunshilailedongli，kaishizaitushuguanneixunzhaoqilai。
keshi，tushuguandedibanhenganjing，qinyanglianyizhimayidoumeiyouzhaodao。
“兽皇？”
“zheitushuguanlimianzenmekenengyoushouhuang？”
这狗系统又发癫了！