第五章老妈的退一步
xieqianduanzhemanmanyipenmalaxiangguo、liangwanmifan，xiaoxiaogongertoujigaogaolongqi，kaixindexiangyaotouhuangnao，zoulu“deer～deer～”dexiaomaolver。
“apo，niyechi，haoduo！”
tadaoyiwankaishui，fangbianapoguola（shuancai）
nianjidaderenchangweipubianbuhao，pianapohaixihuanchila。
jinianqian，xieqianbudong，fenjiapoyigenhongtongtongdebaolalatiao。
dangtianwanshangaporangjiuhuchelazou，laobahanjianduitafapiqi，nuonuodaoqianhou，takuzhegenzhelaobadaoyiyuan。
haozaiapozhiqianhelebushaoshui，xishidechabuduo，guadiandiguanchayiyejiukeyihuijia。
“xieqian，niyoujishifuchila！”
xiebaiquanburentongdengzheguinv，tadiaopitutushetou，qiaoqiaobamalaxiangguowangzijifangxiangnuo，aposhoubianreshuiquemeiyounazou。
tajiubuxinapoyaochi，laobaganshuoshenme，yejiuxiongxionghaizidenengnai。
“ngheng！”tianmeizhongzhongkesouyisheng，“jitianbujian，nijiuburenwozheigemale？”
takanzhenverhezhangshucuiqinmiwujian，xindifanqisuanse，kaikoushuohuananmiankebo。
“嗨~老妈~”
xieqianpixiaroubuxiaodeduitianmeihuishou，ditouxuanfan，budasuanzaikaikou。
daxuexuanzhuanyedeshi，tabukenengrangbu，zhinengqidailaomatuihouyibu。
duonianxiangchujingyan，laomaxingziying，hennanditoutuoxie，youqiduixiaobeizinv。
yazhoufumutongbing，tamendouyou，zhishibuzhiyuhenjiduan。
xiaoshihoudidinongsuidewan，laomayiweitanongde，wendoumeiwen，shangshoujiuda。
xieqianminzhechun，yanleizaiyankuanglidazhuan，shenmedoumeishuo。
denglaomahuanxiaqingxu，didicaigancouguoqushuo，wanshitadasuide！
xiaoqianjueqiangkanxianglaoma，duifangmeiyoudaoqian，chifanshihouduojitajialexuduocai。
neishihoutajiuyinyinyishidao，zheiyishenghuoxudoudengbulaifumuyijudaoqian。
“chichichi！nijiuzhidaochi！”
tianmeikandaomentouchifandenvergengshengqi。
baozhuanyebuhejialishangliangyixia，xianzaitahaiyoulile？
“老妈，你也吃！”
xieqianbamalaxiangguotuidaotianmeimianqian，qishenquchuangkounayitaocanjuhuilai。
zijiqinma，hainengzenmeyang，hongzhebei！
“woni？”xiebaiquanqiaoqiaozhuo，“weishameiwodefener？”
“re！”xieqianshuangshoujiaodiexingli，“laonuzheijiuqujihuangshangchuanshan！”
“你就皮吧！”
xiebaiquanzuoshiyaodaguinv，tianmeiganjinchechetayijiao，shengpatapengnveryigenshouzhitou，wushangyebuxing。
tianmeihenxianmutamenfunvzhijiandehudong。
tayehenxiangranghaizimenbazijidangpengyou，kexitamenjiediyige、ergedouduozheta。
danverzaiyaochangdaiyelezhihou，tajianjueburangxiaoerzidaozheililai！
tianmeishichanghouhui，dangchuweishenmeyaoshengneidianertuobanfei，rangxiebaiquandaiqiandaoyaochang。
jiuerjiuzhi，qianxiaozuibaba，chengtianhexiebaiquanliaoyaochangdeshi。
zheizhonghouhuizaikandaonverbao「taociyishusheji」zhuanyehoudadaodingfeng。
munvzhijiandiyicibaofarucijiliechongtu！
“huangshang，jinrimeiyouninzuixihuandecuipiqiezi，laonujininhuanlemapodoufu。”
xieqiangaoguaibacanpandijilaoba，jimeinongyan，meigezhengxinger。
“嗯~”
xiebaiquanzuijiaoxiangyadouyabuxialai，xuezhedianshijulide“huangdi”baibaishou。
zhangshucuizaipangbianxiaokanzhe，tayizhixianmudatudiyouqianzheiyangdongshiyouguaiqiaodenver。
shirendouyiweifumuaizinvshitianxing，qishizinvaifumucaishitianxing。
xiebaiquanxingzimunelaoshi，tianmeiqiangshibadao，xieqingyunsuifuqin，sangunzidabuchuyigepi。
qianxingzihuopo，pingshidoufuqin、didi，haiyaohongzhetianmei......tashiyijiarendefenweidiaojieqi。
zhangshucuixintengqian，xiaoxiaonianji，bujinyaopinjinquanlixuexi，haiyaozhaogujialirenqingxu，shishichongdangdiaojieyuan，huodetaixinku。
ruguoshuoxiejiaerzisuidie，neiqianjiusuitianmei，xingzitongyanghuobaoqiangshi。
tazaiyuanshengjiatingxia“beipo”chengweibiaomianxiaoxixi，neixinyayiqingxude“chengnianren”
zhangshucuijiaqiyikuaiyudoufuguoshui，fangzaizuilijiechan，xiaozhepangguanyijiasankouzaizhuoshangdehudong。
tanengweiqianzuodebuduo，xiaoyatoumeidifangqudeshihou，tajiayongyuanyouhaiziyijianfang！
xiebaiquanbunengchila，kanyizhuozirenchineimexiang，anchuochuojiayikuai，beitianmeidadiaokuaizi。
“等着！”
tianmeiqujiewanreshui，jixiebaiquanshuanyishuanzaijita。
“谢谢媳妇儿！”
xiebaiquanhanxiao，tianmeibaitayiyan，jianduimianqianxixuexiaolian，laolianyihong。
“ganjinchifan！”tianmeibuzizaiminchun，“chiwanfan，woyouhuahenishuo！”
“哦~”
xieqianditouchifan，touyankanlaoba，duifanghuijitayige“aimonengzhu”deyanshen。
wunaitankouqi，buzhidaoyihuieryaomianduishenmejifengbaoyu？
fanhoubaibuzou，huodaojiushijiu！
xieqiancongmeijuedefanhousanbukeyizheimejianao。
laomadaizhetazaiyaochangzhuanle3quaner，haishibukenkaikou。
nandaotazaidengzijixiankaikou？
可她不打算妥协啊！
“laoma......”
“guinv......”
“你先说！”✖️2
munvliangduishiyiyan，tongshixiaochusheng，xieqianwanzhetianmeibeiwan，jinzhangqifenshunjiansongxie。
“zheitianxiafumuyoujigenengningdeguozinv？”tianmeibusixinzaicixunwen，“qian，yidingyaoxuantaocizhuanyema？”
“要！”
xieqianmeiyouchiyi，huidazhandingjietie。
“napayihouzheitiaoluchongmankanke，napanideshouhuibinibahaicucao？”
tianmeishengyinyouxiegengyan，tabuxiangnverguodeneimeku。
tahexiebaiquanguolejishinian，taizhidaozuoweiyaochanggongrenyaochiduoshaoku，fuchuhededaowanquanbuchengzhengbi。
“嗯！”
xieqianzhongzhongdiantou，tabuhuituisuo，jiandingzuoruciren。
“wokeyirangnidutaocizhuanye！”tianmeizhongzhongtankouqi，“dan，youtiaojian！”
“tiannvshi，ninqingjiang！”
xieqianshouwokongquanfangdaolaomazuibian，yuanyuanyanjinglimanshixiaoyi。
laomayuanyizheimekuaituiyibu，zhiyaotiaojianbuguofen，tadoukeyidaying。
“nidaxueqijianyaoxiushuangxuewei，biyehouyaokaoyan，shuobodouyao。”
“嘶~”
xieqiandaoxiyikouliangqi，tayiweishangdaxuehoujiububixianggaozhongyiyangpinming，meixiangdaolaomazhijiegao“shuangxiu”
“biesi！wohuahaimeishuowan！”
“laoma，nixiandengdeng！wowengewenti：niduidierzhuanyeyouyaoqiuma？”
“dangran！”tianmeigaoaodiantou，“falv、zhongyi，nixuanyige，jiaoshizigezheng，niyeyaokao。
daxuenengkaodezhengshu，dengwochawanlagedanzijini，yigedoubuxuluoxia。”
tianmeikeyituiyibu，dantanverbixuyouhoulu。