第二章
woshiquanziliheihongdeyiren，congwochudaoshiyouyipiyizhigenzhewodezhongshifensi，danshirenwuwanren，bukenengrangmeigerendouxihuan，suoyiwoyeyoubushaodeheifen。
wokanzhesuyirandeweibozhujianpashangleresoudingduan，wodefensijishizaipinglunqudixiaweihuwo，yeyinweinandizhongrengenbenxianbuqirenhedebolan。
suyiranzheizhongxingweizaiwoyanlishifendekexiao。
wocongshoujilifanchumaogouyiqiwanshuadeshipinfashangleweibo。
这条视频瞬间炸了。
「haoxiang…xiangchudetinghaodea…」
「zheixiachengqingleba，yebuzhidaosuyiranzaidaishenmejiezou，wuxianwomenwanwan。」
「zhenshihaoxiao，ganggangzaisuyiranpinglunquzhengyibingranneiqunrenni？chulaia？」
wodefensifenfenzaipinglunquliuyan，kongsuzheneixiegenbenbulejieshiqingzhenxiangjiuzaiwangluoshangtingfengshifengtingyushiyudechiguaqunzhong。
wozhengwuyudeshihou，suyiranyoufaleyitiaoweibo。
zheixiatalianzhuangdoubuzhuangle，zhijiekaishiyinyangguaiqi。
「xiaodongwudexinjiushichunjie，jiusuanshimoshengrenjidianchidejiuhuiqinjin，kemourenaliyongxiaodongwushanliangdexinlaimanzuzijidehaomenmeng，zheijiuyouxieguofenleba」
yishunjianyulunyouxiangtaneibianpianleguoqu。
「yuanlaishizheiyang！jiezhexiaodongwudemingyijiejintaiziye，jiangwanwanzheinvrenyetaixinjileba？」
「haishisusuhuodetouche，jiangwanwanxinzhenzanga，haixiangfeishangzhitoubianfenghuang」
「zheizhongnvrennengbunenggunchuyulequana！」
woyonglandizuozaishafashang，shibushimoyixiahuailibuoumaodetou，ererhajiupazaiwodejiaobianyouxiandihuangzheweiba。
wokanzhewangluoshangyaobaibudingdeyulunfengxiang，zhenxinjuedehaoxiao。
zheishiwoyuqijianyinhunhoudediliunian，gouhemaoshiwoliangyiqiyangde，erhazaijiajiuxihuandingzhebuoumaoliukoushui，zheishuomingzheiliangmaohaiziguanxihao。
neitianwoheqijianshanglianghaole，weileburanglianggemaohaizizaijiawuliao，woliangyirendaiyizhiquhuichang，jieguoerhazaihuichangwenzhebuoumaodeweidaojiupaodaoqijianshenbian，yanjingzhizhididingzhebuoumaoliuhalazi。
qijianchenzhehuichangdengguanganxialaideshihouceshenhewoshuorangwojieshushizaimenkoudengtayixia，wohaixiangshuoshenme，jieguozhenghaomashanglundaowoshangchangle，wunaiwozhinenglazhezoubudongdaodeerhazhuanshenlikai，jieguojiuzheibudaoyifenzhongdeshijianjiubeirenpailexialai。
zaihoulai，wozaihuichangmenkoudengqijianchulai，tashuohuijiaweiwozhunbeiledacan，haishuowanshangyaohaohao「fushi」wo，wokanzhetabiaomianlengbingbingqishisidixiazheifujianjiandemoyangjuedehaoxiao，jieguodaqingmaqiaodeyangziyoubeirenpailexialai，haishuowogouyinqijian。
bushi，meishiba，daodisheigouyinsheia？
turandianhua**xiangqi，shijingjirenxiaoweidedianhua。
「wei，wanwana，zainichuzheishizhiqianwobushijinijielegexima？」
「zenmele？nandaoshiyinweizheishiyaobawohuandiaoma？」
woweiweizhoumei，zheigejubenwojingxintiaoxuanlehaojiu，yaoshimeilewohuoduohuoshaohaishiyouxiewanxide。
「bushibushi，daoyanwanquanmeizaiyiwangshangdeshi，tashixiangqingnidaogongsishangliangyixiaguojitiankaijideshi。」
woshuleyikouqi，dangchuwoqushixishi，daoyanyiyanjiukanzhonglewo，shenzhiyangyanzheibujuwobudangnvzhujiaojiubupaile，wohuijiahouxingfendigaosuleqijian，qijiankaixindibaozhewozhuanquan，haiweileqingzhuzuoleyidazhuozicai。
diertian，qijianweijuzutouleerbaiwan，zheirangdaoyandoushouchongruojing，suirantabingbuzhidaotaiziyeweishenmehuizheiyangzuo。
「hao，wojiandanshoushiyixiamashangqugongsi。」
woguaduanledianhua，jianghuaizhongdemaofangxia，wozhuantoujinlehuazhuangshi。
jiandandeshuzhuangyihou，wozuoshangleche，qianwanglegongsi。
wolinzheqijianjiwomaidexiaobaozoujinleqiyingyulegongsidedamen。
haoqiaobuqiaoyijinmenjiukandaoleyishendixionglianyiqun，nongzhuangyanmodesuyiran。