第2章 给岳父大人贺礼(1684字)

yunhaishi,huangjiajiudian,lipaozhentian,bikongchengche。

“yunhailijia,helitangbohuzihuayifu,gonghesujialaoyezifurudonghai!”

“yunhaiwangjia,yushanhuyizhu,gonghesujialaoyeziwanshouwujiang!”

“yunhaisunjia,heli99wan,jinpantao10ke!”

“……”

jintianshisujialaoyezisuyaoyangliushidashou,jiangzhenggehuangjiajiudiandoubaolexialai,yunhaihaomenguizujihudouqijuzailezheili,suanshijizulesujiamianzi。

sujiadaxiaojiesuqingchuanzheyishenheisedelianyiqun,yigenjingzhidebaiseyaodaigoulechuxianxideliuyao,muguangliuzhuan,xiabagaogaotaiqi,xiangshiyizhigaoaodetiane。

yilianglaosilaisizaisujiadamenkoutingxia,yigeshenchuanqingsetangzhuangdezhongniannanrenzaibaobiaodehuweixiahuanhuanzouchu,shoulichuzhegenzijinlongtouguaizhang,liangbinsuiyouxiehuabai,danyijiujingshenjueshuo,baqishizu。

shenbiandebaobiaoduanzheyizungaoyueyimi,hunshenmaozhejinguangdefoxiang,dunshixiyinlewushurendemuguang。

“yunhailiubatian,helijinrulaiyizun!”

柳霸天!

云海之王!

suqinglianseyilin,xinlipengpengzhitiao,genbenmeixiangdaoliubatianjuranhuiqinziqianlaicanyan,lianmangyingshangqu,gongshengdao:“liujiazhu,woyeyezailimianzhaohubinke,wozheijiuqingtalaiyingjienin!”

“bulaofanle!”liubatianbailebaishou,xiaorongheaikeqin,“jintiansulaoyeziliushidashou,zheigemianziwohaishiyaojide。”

suqinggongjingdijiangliubatiansongjinjiudian,shensegengjiadeyi。

liubatiandedaolaichuhulesuoyourendeyuliao,doujuedezheishisujiajueqideqiji。

suyaoyangchuanzheyishendahongdeshoudanzhuang,jingchaliubatiandedaolai,lianmangyaoqingshangzuo。

binkejiuwei,zhengdangzhuchirenzhunbeixuanbuyanhuikaishideshihou,huranmentongdiediezhuangzhuangdipaojinlai,shensehuangzhangdipadaosuqingdemianqian,shishengdao:“daxiaojie,bu,buhaole,waimianyourensongle……songle……”

“songleshenme!”suqinglianseyibian,“shuo!”

“song,songleyikou……guancai!”mentonglianseshabai!

什么?

棺材?!

ciyanyichu,mantangjiejing,qishuashuabianse。

zaisujialaoyezideliushidashousongguancai?

zheishisheichilexiongxinbaozidan!

“qinger,niqukankan!”

suyaoyangdelianselenglexialai,zuanzheguaizhangdeshoubeishangqingjinyinyinqifu,mouzilimianshanshuozhehanmang,xindideshengnuzaiyunniangzhe。

“buyongyingjiele,wozijijinlai!”

jiangcedanjiankangzheyikouquanshentonghongdeguancaihuanbuerru,hongdiyishengjiangguancaizazaijiudiandezhongyang,lengjundelianshangyangqiyidaohanguang,yanmourudaobandingzhesuyaoyang:“jiangjiajiangcesongshanghongmuguancaiyikou,yuzhuyuefudarenbintian!”

轰!

jiangcehuayinluoxia,fangfoshipingdijinglei,suoyourendemuguangshuadejujizaijiangceseshenshang,yanzhongmanshijinghai。

ruoshijiangcesonglaideguancairangzheixierenzhennu,neijiangcedeshenfenkejiurangtamenhairanle!

jiangce,wunianqianyunhaidiyijiazujiangjiadedizhangzi,tianzizhicai,zhikexizaihesuqingdedahundangyebeibu,langdangruyu,zhihoujiuyaowuyinxun。

youchuanyantazaojiusizaijianyulimianle,meixiangdaoxianzaiquechuxianzailezheili!

“jiangce,ta,tazenmehuilaile?”

“hehe,zheishihuilaibaochoule!”

“baochou?tadangnianbushiyinwei**zuiruyudema?”

“……”

zhouweiderenkaishijiaotoujieer,yilunfenfen,sujiarendeliansequebiandetieqing,mouzilimianmanshilengmang。

suqingyinqingbudingdidingzhejiangce,wangqianyikua,lishengchizedao:“jiangce,nihaiyoulianhuilai?”

“dangnianxinhunzhiye,niweileyijisiyuxiangyaoshibaowomeimei,kanzaicengjingdeqingfenshang,zhirangnizuolewunianlao,xianzaichuyuhoujiugaihaohaofansheng,haiganlaizheilifangsi?”

jiangcelenglengdikanzhesuqing,jixiaodao:“bukuishisujia,zheidiandaoheibai、daodayipadenenglizhenshidaidaixiangchuan!”

“dangniannisujiaxianrujingjiweiji,shiwofuqinbangnimenduguonanguan,kenimenquetumouwojiangjiadecaichan,shejixianworuyu,tushawojiangjiamanmen,xianzaihaizaizheiliqiaoluodagu,nimenguodetandangma,shuidetashima,bupayuanhunlaizhaonimensuomingma!”

“buguozheiyiqieyegaijieshule,zheimiezuzhichou,biandangyixuelaichanghai!”

jiangcepingjingdishuozhe,danmouzilimiandeshayiqueyufanonglie!

dangnianruobushiyudaoguiyi,jiangcezaoyejiusizaiyuzhongle!

“fangsi!”suqingliansedabian,nuchiyisheng,sujiadehuweilikechongleshanglaiweizhujiangce,“jiangce,nimankouhuyan,jinrizaiwosujiasaye,wojueburongni!”

“jiwojiangtaluangundasi,chenjiang!”

shumingbaobiaoshouchishuaigun,yiyongershang,haiweijinqian,zhijianjiangcejiangguangaiyijiaohongkai。

嘭!

guanmudechongjiliyourupaodan,shunjianjiangjirenzhuangfeichuqu,yizhangzhangzhuoyibeizachengsuipian,jingderenqundahuxiaojiao,sujiahuweimentangzaidishang,koumaoxianxue,wuyirenzainengqishen。

jiangceyoushiyijiaofeichuai,hongguanzhizhiditingzaisuyaoyangmianqian,yigexianxuelinlinde“si”zizhouranchuxian!

shashijian,erbianfangfohuanraolewushuwanglingdeaiyuan!

“suyaoyang,dangniannihaisiwojiangjiayibaisanshibakou,zheiyitiaotiaorenming,zaoyizaixiamiandenghouniduoshi!”

“jintianjiushinidesiqi!woweinizhunbeideguancai,kehaimanyi?”