第一章你算什么东西
qianlibingfeng，wanlixuepiao。
luniancheng，hongdadichandashamenkou。
lihaoranjiangshouzhonghuashuzaiyichukongdishangfangxia，tademuguangdingzhuzheipiankansipingpingwuqidekongdi，jiujiubuyu。
熟知他的人都知道。
zheiweinaishiyifangwangzhe，suchengbeijingzhanshen，buguangshizaibeijingyijiaduda，zaizhenggeliuyuewangchaodoushiyirenzhixia，wanrenzhishangdecunzai！
shuyueqian，yutaqingtongshouzudepaozezhanyouliuziyuanzhengshicongzheidongdashaloudingshangzongshenyuexia，zaizheilishuaidefenshensuigu！
hongdadichannaishiliuziyuantuiyizhihoubaishouqijia，yishousuochuang。congyijianxiaogongsikaishifazhanzhuangda，beitajingyingdefengshengshuiqi。
taweirenchengkenshanliang，buyuanyizhuankuixinqian。
liuziyuanjiangdilixi，xiangguketigonggezhongyouhuibutie，zaitaguanligongsiqijianjidadijiejuelelunianchengbaixingdezhufangwenti，jihujiajiahuhudounengmaidaowumeijialiandehaofangzi，dajiayinciyedouduitaganjibuyi。
ranerzheidengliangshanxingjingquezhaolaileshashenzhihuo。
lunianchengshengxiadesandadichanshangyanjianzijidegaojiafangmaibuchuqu，jingshilianheqilaishejixianhaihongdadichan，zuizhongrangliuziyuanbeifushanglesanshiyidejuezhaiwu！
zuizhongbiewutafa，zhinengyimingdizhai。
liujiabeibishanglejuelu，hongdadichanxuangaopochan，liuziyuanwannianjuhui，conggongsiloudingzongshenyuexia。
cengjingzaizhanchangshangyiqichushengrusideshouzuxiongdi，liangrenyiqiduguoleshudaoguimenguan，jingliguowushucanlieshachang，bucengxiangzuihoujingransizaibeibixiaorendeyinmouguijizhixia！
lihaoranningkaiyipinghuanglianglaoqusazaidishang，zheishiliuziyuanshengqianzuiaihedejiu。
tatanlekouqi，duizhekongdihuanhuanshuodao：“xiongdiwohuilaile，neixiexianhainideren，yigedoutaobudiao！”
话语在夜风中飘散。
lihaoranzhanqishenlai，yaowangzhehongdadichandasha，muguangruju。
zheidongdashademingzirengshihongdadichan，danrujinyishiguishutianchengjituanqixia，haisitaxiongdidezuikuihuoshouzhouzedangshangledongshizhang，cikejiuzaizheilimian。
“zhushang，zheixietiaoliangxiaochouhebininqinzidongshou？jiaojiwoba。”
lihaoranbeihoubuzhiheshizouchuyiren，gongshenshuodao，tadedaihaoshiliren，shizheiweibeijingzhanshenshenbianzuifengruidedaoren。
“不必。”
lihaoranyaoyaotou，tuzijianding：“deyuangenwoqingtongshouzu，zheijianshi，bixuyouwoqinshoujiejue。”
lirenzhixiaolihaoranxinzhongshangtongwubi，yushiyebuzaijinyan，zaicijugonghoutuixiale，tadeshenyingrongruleyesezhongxiaoshibujian，zhengrutademingziyiban，shimingfuqishideliren。
jigeshenhuxiguohou，lihaoranpingfulexinqing，xianghongdadichandedamenzouqu。
“zhanzhu，jintianshigongsinianhui，xianzarendengbuderunei！”
zhanzaimenqiandelianggebaoanyizuoyiyou，shenshoujianglihaoranlanxia。
“nimenqutongzhizhouze，zhishuogurenlaifang。”lihaoranyandishanguoyimolingli，dandanshuodao。
“dadan！zhoudongshidemingzi，yeshininengsuibianjiaode？”
lianggebaoanheleyitiao，dunshijiuchushenghechidao。qizhongyirengengshizhijiechouchulejinggun，kongheyibandihuiwuleqilai。
lihaorandanmodishuodao，“qugaosuzhouze，wogenliuziyuanshixiongdi！”
“刘子元？”
lianggebaoanwenyandoushiyijing，jigeyueqianhongdadichandeqiandongshizhangtiaoloushenwang，tamendouhaiduizheijianshijiyiyouxin。
xianzaikanlai，zheirenshixunchoulaile！
“buhao，yourenzaizheilisaye，dahuoeryiqijiangzheietunaxia！”
suizheyirendedashengzhaohu，qibamingbaoanchouchujinggunyiyongershang，jianglihaorantuantuanweizailezhongjian。
“rangkai。”lihaoranbaobeihuanshishenwei，dandanshuodao。
baoanmenfachuyizhenchixiao，genbenbubalihaorandejinggaofangzaiyanli，zaibuzhishisheidedaitouxiafenfenhuiqilejinggun，xianglihaorandeshenshangzhaohuqu！
zhanshenjianzhuangweiweiyaotou，tayanshenyilin，zhangshenchuangrurenqun，ruruwurenzhijing！
yixiguohou，zheixiebaoanfenfenbeifangdaozaidi，wuzheshenshangtongchukudiehanniang。
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lihaoranburudating，zheilidenghuotongming，xizhuanggelvdenannvjuzhejiubeireliepantan，qifenhaoburelie。
beijingzhanshenshencaigaoda，mianrongjianyi，jianmeixingmu，tadedaolailimajiuxiyinlezhongrendezhuyili。
“zheishinawei，zanmengongsishenmeshihouyoulezheihaorenwu？”
“zheizhanglianwoconglaimeijianguo，buguocirenqizhifeifan，xiangbilaitoubuxiao。”
“nandaoshiwaidilaidedarenwu？tingshuoluniandexintidujiushicongbeifanglaide，huoxuzheiweijiushicongwaiditeyiganlaiqinghedeni。”
zhongrendaliangzhelihaoranyilunfenfen，yishijiantachengweilequanchangdejiaodian。zhouyangtingdeyuangongmendetanlun，xindilidunshiyoujifenbushiziwei。
tashizhouzededidi，zaigongsirenzongjingliyizhi，zhouyangshigongsideshangceng，weirenyouaimuxurong，yinciyuangongdaduojujizaitashenbianliuxupaima。
yankanzheyigebumingrenwuzaigongsinianhuishangturanchuxian，erqiezhuanyanjianqiangzoulezijidedabanfengtou，zhouyangdunshixinshengdiyi。
taduanqijiubeiguashangxiaorong，jingzhixianglihaoranzouqu。
“gexiadangzhenhaofengcai，wodoubujidezijishenmeshihouyaoqingguozheidengrenwule！kefouqingnibaoshangminglai，dajiahaoheyibeijiaogepengyou？”
zhouyanglanzailihaoranmianqian，xiaomimidishuodao。
tazheifanhuakansiwenzhouzhou，qishijiushizaizhizelihaoranbuqingzilai，tiaoxinyiweishifennongzhong。
“什么人？”
zheihuayichu，zhouyangdeliansenankanqilai：“gexiazhenhuikaiwanxiao，woshizhouyang，laozongzhouzeshiwoge！”duifangbuqingzilaiyejiubale，juranliantayeburenshi。
真是狗胆包天！
yuanlaishizhoujiaderen......
lihaoranpieletayiyan：“nisuanshenmedongxi！”zheifanhuashuochulai，zhongrendoushiyijing！
“heng，haodadekouqi！”
zhouyangheshibeirenzheibandangmiandingzhuangguo，yizhangliandunshiheidegenguodiyiban。
“jirannijingjiubuchi，neiwojiubahuatiaomingle，womengongsidenianhuikebushishenmeqigaipingmindounengcanyude，nicongnaerlaijiugunhuinaerquba！”
lihaoranshangqianyibu，takuiwudeshenxingjijuyapoli，zhouyangkanjianzheizuntietayibanderenwubijindunshixinqie，lianlianxianghoutuiqu。
“zhoujiajiuzhanquechao，yaogunhuiqudeshinimen。”
zhanshendeyuqiqingdan，queshirutongdiyudezhongsheng，tingdezhouyangdanzhanxinjing！