第四章冷嘲热讽
lihaoranmeitouyeweizhouyixia，tinglegangcaizheixierendeduihua，tayijingjiangqingkuangzhangwolegeqiqibaba。
xujiaxianzaixianranshiyijingguoshanglehaorizi，tamendexintaiyesuizhifashenglejidadebianhua。xugaoyikanshangquhaihao，meiyoubalaolinjujiwanggeganjing，danwanglanfangzheitaidujiushiyaogenlijiapieganjingguanxile。
neigexingwudenianqingrenshixujiayudezhuiqiuzhe，congtasuishousongchushiwanbawanliwudeshoubilaikan，yeshigeshenjiayinshizhiren，ziranshipodewanglanfangdehuanxin。
qiaowanglanfangneifutaidu，yijingshijiangwuhanhaidangchengzhunnvxule！
zhiyuxujiayubenrendetaidu，kanqilaiyegengpianxiangyuneimingnianqingren，yebushihenhuanyingtalihaorandeyangzi。
duici，lihaorandaoshimeishenmeganjue。benlaitajiuzhishizaifumudecuicuxiacaihuilaijianxujiayuyimian，keyishuoyoudianbeiganguolaixiangqindeyisi。
yaoshibutouyuan，neidajiayipailiangsanjiushi。
“nishuogoulemeiyou！”xugaoyidenglewanglanfangyiyan，jiezheyoukanxianglihaorangangaxiaodao，“neige。。。xiaolia，niyeguolaizuoba，dajialiaoliaotian。”
lihaoranyingleyisheng，guolaizuojinleshafa。
wuhanhaigenbenjiubunazhengyankanlihaoranzheibian，zhishiyigejingerdigenwanglanfanghexujiayudahua。xujiayuhenshaokaikoushuohua，wanglanfangdaoshigentaliaodemeifeisewu。
huatijianjiandiliaodaolelunianchengxinshangrendetidu。
“zanmenzheiweixintidudeshenfenhaizhenshishenmi，tingshuojuranshicongwaidilaide，erqiehaishibeifangren！zhenshibuzhidaoshangtoudaodizaixiangshenme。”
shuoqizheige，wuhanhailianlianyaotou，duizheigejieguoxianranhenshibuman。
“benlaidehua，zheicitiduyinggaishiyouwodebiaoshulaidanrende，daoshihouwoyejiushitidumishule，sheixiangturanlailezheimeyichu！”
“zheiyanga，neizhenshitaikexile。”wanglanfangxixubuyi，kanqilaihenshiyihan。
“meiguanxi，jiusuanmeiyoubiaoshu，woyeyijingquedinghuichengweitidumishule，zhishimeiyoujialirenhuxiangzhaoguneimefangbian。”wuhanhaixinxinmanmandishuodao，“zhiyaowonenggoutaodexintidudehuanxin，neijieguoyeshiyiyang！”
“xiaowunizheimehuishuohua，banshiyoutuodang，weirenbamianlinglong，yidingnengchengde！”wanglanfangtingshuozheishihaiyouxiwang，lianmanggulidao。
ranerwanglanfangkuawanlewuhanhaihaijuedebumanyi，feiyaozaicaiyijiaolihaoran。
“lihaoran，nidanglezheimeduoniandebing，gaochushenmemingtanglaimeiyou？”
lihaoranmeiyouhuida，ershidandandao：“zheici，woshitedihuilai。”
tayiweilihaoranshituiyihuilai，dunshijiukaikouchaofengdao：“yonidangleqinianbinghuilai，naleduoshaotuiyifeiya？”
“不多。”
lihaoranyelandegentajieshi，suisuibianbianhuida，bieshuoshiwuhanhaile，ququyigetidumishu，tahaishixinlaidetidu，xiangyaoxiezhiduifanghaibushiqingeryiju？
wuhanhaitingle，gengjuedezheirenwanquanbushizijidejingzhengduishou，xinzhongdeyiwanfen。
“huo，zheimemeiyonga！”
wanglanfangbuxiedao，“meiqian，niyaozailunianchengmaitaohaodiandefangzidounan！nizhidaowomenjiazheibieshuduoshaoqianmaidema？hualeliangbaiwanni！”
lihaoranzhishixiaoxiaobushuohua。taruoshiyouneigeyisi，yaojiangzhenggeguihuayuanxiaoqumaixialaiyeshibufeichuihuizhili。
“zheidianqiancaigounichiduojiu，haishidezhaofengongzuocaixing。xiaowuanirenmaiguang，youmeiyoushenmequchujitajieshaoyixia？”
wanglanfangyouxiangwuhanhaishuodao。tazheihuakansishiweilihaoranzhexiang，qishishiguyiyaojiwuhanhaixiurulihaorandejihui！
“zhenqiao，ganghaojiuyouzheimeyigedifang！”
wuhanhailimahuiyi，hahaxiaodao：“wodididegongsiyizhiqueyigeyebanbaoan，baochibaozhu，yuexinbaqian，daiyuyouhou，wokanzheiweixiongdishencaikuiwu，yidingnengshengrenzheifengongzuo。”
“tingjianlema，haibukuaixiexiexiaowu！”
wanglanfanglimazhuantouxianglihaoranshuodao，“gongzizheimegaodegongzuozailunianchengkeburongyizhao，nikedehaohaozhenxi！”
zheiliangrenyilaierqu，doumeizhengqiuguolihaorandetongyi，jingranjiushibatadegongzuojianpaile！
“buyongliangweicaoxin，woziyouquchu。”lihaorandandanshuodao。
“quchu，ninengyoushenmequchu？”
wanglanfangdunshikaikouchaoxiaodao：“nidangleqinianbinghuilai，zaixingwulimeihunchugemingtang，yaoxueliyoumeixueli，jiunizheiyangdequzhaogongzuo，najiagongsihuiyao？”
“wangayi，huabunengzheimeshuo。”
wuhanhaijimeinongyandishuodao，“tajiusuanzaizenmeyang，huidaojializongguihaishiyouyikoufanchide！”
“zheimeshuonishizhunbeihuijiakenlaole？ruguobushi，neinijiulaishuoshuozijidedasuanba！”wanglanfangbuhuifangguorenheyigebiandilihaorandejihui，likejiuzhuiwendao。
“nijuedeshi，neijiushiba。”lihaoranbuzhikefoudisongsongjian，fanzhengtajiusuanshuochuzijijiushilunianchengdexintidu，zheiliangrenyejuebukenengxiangxin。
wanglanfangyuwuhanhaitinglezheihua，xinzhonggengshirendinglelihaoranshuozijiyouquchuzhishizaizuiying，dunshizhuazhuzheidiandasichaofengqilai。
“he！nikezhenshiyuehuoyueyouchuxile，dangwanbinghuilaiyishiwucheng，jiuwangjialiyidunkaishikenlao？nizheiyangyesuanshigenanren？”
“wozhitingshuobierendangbinghuilaimolianleyizhi，danxiangnizheizhongdangbinghuilaibiandegengwonangdehaizhenshibuduojian！”
lihaoranzhishixiaoxiao，bingmeiyoushuoshenme。liangrenshuodeshayoujieshi，xujiayusihuyexiangxinlezheifenshuoci，xianglihaorantoulaishiwangdeyanshen。
xugaoyiyeyouxieganga，ketinglideqifenyishiyouxieningzhong。
“lihaoran，wosuoxingbahuatiaomingleba！”
wanglanfangshuodexingqi，wanquanmeiyoutingxialaideyisi，genbenjiubuzaiyanshixinzhongyanele。
“zanmenliangjiayiqianqueshishilinjubucuo，yeyouguoyiduanshijiandelaiwang，danneixiedoushiguoqudeshiqingle。tanhunlunjiazuizhongyaodejiushiyigemendanghudui，nimenxinziwen，nizheizhongwuyeyouminpeideshangwonverma？”
“nijialiyebushiyoushenmeyiwancaichan，keyirangnichiyibeizi。dangnianwomendoushizhuzaineigepoxiaoqulidelinju？jieguoxianzaiqinianguoqule，nimenjiahaizhuzheneijishipingmidepodifang，erwomenyijingbanjinleguihuayuan！”
“rendoushiliangzhishouliangtiaotui，laoxunengtongguozijidenulifajiazhifu，weishenmenidiejiuzuobudao？jintiankanjianniwokesuanshimingbaila，nimenjiaderenjiushidianxingderenqiongzhiduan！”