第3章
henkuai，baiyunxianqiliangmudemingshengjiuzaicunlichuankaile。
aiwujiwu，lijiarenbaliweimindangbaobei，yejiuba“guaiqiaodongshi”debaiyundangchenglebaobei。
budanhenshaorangtaganjiawu，jiuliannonghuodouhenshaorangtagan，napabuzhenggongfen，jialiyemeirenshuosandaosi。
jiuzheiyang，shushufufudeguolejinian，kaishibaochandaohuzhihou，baiyundanxinlijiarenfenjia，yingxiangtadehaorizi，jiugudongliweimindedageerge，daofujindekuangshangwamei。
zaikeyidiyunzuoxia，liweiguoheliweidongzhengdegongqian，mingmianshangshijiaojilelifulimu，shijishangdabufendoujinlebaiyundeyaobao。
houlaifashengkuangnan，liweiguoheliweidongdefuxujin，yedabandouchenglebaiyundecaichan。
zheihaibusuan，baiyunhaizailifulimuyinweisangzizhitong，yuyuerzhongzhihou，bipoliweimindedasaoersaohuileniangjia，mudejiushiweilebazhanxiongdiliangdefuxujin，haiyoulijiasuoyoudecaichan！
kelian，liweimindejigezhizizhinvbudantongshishuangqin，haiyaoshoubaiyundicuomo，liuxialexinliyinying，zuihouquandouminranzhongren。
kexi，dangshideliweiminchedibeibaiguafuhebaiyunhuyouquele，weileburangtadaoluan，gancuibatahuyoudaowaidiquzuoshengyi。
dengliweimindezhiehao，congwaidicongcongganhuilaideshihou，baiguafuhebaiyunzaojiuchulihaoleshouwei，meiyouluchurenhezhusimaji。
liweiminbudanmeiyouhuaiyibaiyun，haibeitabianzaochulaidehuangyangandongdebuyaobuyao，naizhihoulaijigezhizizhinvzaishuoshenme，tadoubuzaixiangxin。
buguo，liweiminyemeiyouzhenjiubuguanjigezhizizhinv，houlaifalecai，haixiangzizhutamen。
kexi，jigezhizizhinvquandoujujuele，dangshihairedeliweiminhenbugaoxing。
zhidaohoulai，liweiminhaorongyidaxiadejiye，wushengwuxibeibaiyunmuzizhuandaolezijimingxia，tazheicaiganjuebuduijing。
buguo，jianyushizijideqinerzi，liweiminjiumeiyouduoxiang，fanzhengzijideyiqiejianglaidoushitade，meiyoubiyaojijiaoneimeduo。
zaihoulai，liweiminhezuizhihou，momingqimiaoshizucongloutishanghualexialai，shuaichenglejietan。
baiyunmuzihuyouta，shuolaojiahuanjinghao，kenengduishentikangfuyouhaochu。
yushi，liweiminjiubeirenghuilelaojia，congcijiuzaiyemeijianguobaiyunheta......bu，shitadeerzi！
zhidaozhongsheng，juexinglejinshouzhi，liweiminzheicaikandao，baiyundulihuaidegenbenjiubushizijideerzi。
huixiangyixiagangzhongshengdeshihou，baiguafushuodehua，baiyundulideniezhong，yinggaishigongshefuzhurenmakemingde！
yixiangdaomakemingneizhanglaolian，liweiminjiujinbuzhugandaoyizhenexin。
zijishangbeizizhenshihunletou，hebaiyunzheiyangyigebuzhilianchidenvrenshenghuolebanbeizi，haitibierenyanglegebuzhiganendebaiyanlang，shenzhihailezijiquanjia！
“xiaolan，biehaipa，xiaoshuyihoudoubuzaidanile！”
sheizhi，liweiminbushuohaihao，budengshuowan，lilankudegengdashengle：
“xiao......xiaoshu，xiaolancuole，nihaishidawoba......wuwu......”
liweimin：“......”
tingjianzijiguinvku，liweimindeersaomaxiuhuahehuaile。
xinlimaiyuanzijiaguinv，meishizhaorexiaoshuziganma？
budanyaobeixiaoshuzida，daihuierhaikenengbeinainaida，zheibushizijizhaobutongkuaima！
xintengzijiaguinv，maxiuhualianmangpaolejinlai：“chouyatou，sheirangniqinixiaoshude，guolai，kanwobudasini！”
liweimin：“......”
自己真成恶霸了！
“er......ersao......”
liweiminxiangyaoshuoshenme，sangziquehaoxiangbeishenmedongxiduzhule，zuihouqueshenmedoumeishuochukou。
kandaoxiaoshuzidebiaoqing，maxiuhuaheleyitiao，huaicai，kanlaizijiaguinvzhenbaxiaoshuzirejile！
“laosan，bieshengqi，wotinichuqi！”
liweimin：“......”
suanle，haishishayebieshuole，shuodeyueduo，yuerongyirangjiarenwuhui，haishizhuangdezhengchangyixieba！
keshi，dangtakandaoshangbeiziyijingguoshiduoniandefumushi，yanleizaiyekongzhibuzhu，shuadeyixiajiudiaolexialai。
zheiyixia，bujinshiersaohexiaozhinv，quanjiarendoujinzhanghuaile。
diyigekaikoudejiushilimuyangcuihua，kandaobaobeixiaoerzidiaoyanlei，xintengdejianzhidoubuxingle。
“laosan，zenmele，sheirenile，shuochulai，niangtinichuqi，shibushinidageerge？”
lilaoda：“......”
lilaoer：“......”
liweiminxilexibizi，zheiyangxiaqubuxing，bixuzuohaoqingxuguanli，buranzaowanbeirenkanchuyichang。
“niang，womeishi，gangcaishishazimiyanle，yihuierjiuhao！”
“真的？”
yangcuihuajiangxinjiangyidikanlekanliweimin，youkanxiangmeigeren......
suoyourendouzhengdayanjing，zuowuguzhuang。
faxianmeiyoushenmeyichang，limuzheicaimeiyoujixuzhuijiu：“doulengzheganshenme，ganjinshengfana！”
liweiminsongleyikouqi，weilebuzaiyouqingxubodong，gancuibazhuyilizhuanyidaolejintiandewancan。
heimianwotou，hongshuhuhu，luobutiaoxiancai......
呃，没有了！
suoweiheimianwotou，kebushihanyoumaifudewotou，ershigaoliangmianhehongshumianhunhezhengzhierchengdewotou。
zheizhongwotou，gangzhengchulaideshihouhaixing，dengfangliangzhihou，jiuhuibiandeyoucuyouying，meiyouyifuhaoyakou，genbenjiunanyirukou！
yonghongshumianhehongshusi，hunzaiyiqiaodehuhu，zhahedeshihouhaixing，yidantiantianhe，weijiuhuishoubule，fansuan，henrongyiluoxiaweibing！
luobutiaoxiancaijiubushuole，chulexian，jiushixian，chibuchurenhexiangwei，yinweiacaideshihou，yagenjiumeiyoujiaxiangliao，maibuqi！
zheizhongfan，shangbeiziliweiminchizhehaixing，bijingxiguanle。
keshi，houbanbeizibushidayudarou，jiushijingxidesushi，zhayizhongshengguolai，genbenjiubushiying！
haozaibudengtakaidong，dasaojiucongpoluoxiamiantaochuyigebaimianheyumimianzhengdehuajuan，saidaoleliweiminshouli：
“laosan，chizheige，zanniangteyifenfujinizhengde！”
liweimin：“......”
ersaoyebuhanhu，saiguolaiyigejidan：
“laosan，gangcaixiaolanrenishengqile，saozijinizhulegejidan，xiaoxiaoqi！”
liweimin：“......”
这还能吃下去吗？
kanlekanyanbabakanzhezijidezhizizhinv，liweiminbodiaodanqiao，zouguoqubajidanniesui，sajinleguoli。
“laosan，ni......”
ersaohehuaile，yiweishiliweiminhaizaishengqi，dangjijiujiuzheguinvdebolingzi，batalinleqilai：
“chouyatou，daodizenmerenixiaoshule，haibuganjindaoqian！”
liweimin：“......”
这日子没法混了！