第6章
kanqinglehewubiaoqinredenvrenzhihou，liweiminzhijielailegemudengkoudai。
ruguobushiyanjingfashenglebianyi，zuomengdouxiangbudao，wubiaojingranhewuxiaoshandexifuzhijianyoumaoni！
bushichuanshuowubiaohebaiguafuyouyituima，zenmeyouhewuxiaoshandexifubashanghuile？
gengrangliweiminjingyadeshi，tamendeliaotianneirong。
“niyaoshiganrangwuxiaoshangenwolihun，wobazanmenzhijiandeshiqingshuochuqu......”
wubiaoyinaomenziheixian，zheishihoushuoneixieyoudemeide，yanzhongyingxiangzijidexingzhi。
keshi，zhidaozijizheigeerxifudepiqi，shenmedougandechulai，wubiaogenbenjiubugandezui：
“yanzi，nifangxin，lihunzhishizanshide，dengxiaoshanheneigexiaoyaojingyijiehun，mashangjiurangtamenlihun，zheiyangjiubupabaijiazhuijiule......”
“buxing，niyaobuchangwo。”
......
liweiminxiayishimolemokoudai......
空空如也。
zheicaixiangqilai，zheiniantouhaimeiyounengpaizhaodezhinengji。
可惜，可惜了！
nandaozheijiushiyanshentaihaodefuzuoyong，yihouhuijingchangkandaozheixieexinrendewanyierma？
lianggechoubuyaoliande，jianyunimenyanzhongladilexiangyangdaduidedaodedixian，wojueding，daibiaoxiangyangdaduidequantisheyuanchengfanimen！
xiangqiqianshiwubiaozhuzhouweinve，renpingtalianggeerzihuzuofeiwei，wuxiaoshangengshihaidezijizhinvyishengbuxing，liweiminyouqinengqingyicuoguozheimehaodejihui。
niezuqianzong，raodaolianggejiahuoshenhou，manmanshenchutieqiao，batamenguazaishushangdeyifutiaoleguolai。
heihei，manmanwanba，daihuierkannimenzenmehuiqu！
shijianbuzhang，yigeshayadewaidikouyin，ruoyouruowudizaicunlixiangleqilai：
“kuaiqucunnandezaoshulinkankanba，yourengaopoxiela！”
......
bang......bangbang......
“谁？”
heputongcunminxiangbi，wubiaojiadeshenghuotiaojianyaohaodeduo，jurandianshangleyoudeng。
haoba，xiangyangdaduidaoxianzaidouhaimeiyoutongshangdian，zhaosheishuoliqu！
wubiaodelaopozhengzainaxiedi，turantingjianyourenqiaozijidehouchuanghu，dangjijiuheleyitiao。
好家伙！
zicongwubiaodangshangdaduizhangzhihou，duojiudoumeirenganqiaozijidechuanghule，daodishinage**，yebupabeiwubiaodaizhe！
yinweijinzhang，wubiaodelaopochuleyishenbaimaohan。
wangbadan，jintiandaoyaoqiaoqiao，daodishinageaitiandaode，juranganliaosaolaoniang！
“啊......”
wubiaodelaopoyitaitou，zhenghaokanjianyipianheiyingconghouchuanghuzuanlejinlai！
妈耶！
nandaojintianlaoniangjiuyaowanjiebubaolema？
yixiangdaowubiaoneigemeiyongdedongxi，wubiaodelaopojiurenbuzhuchunchunyudong，choubuyaoliandewanyier，zheimewandoumeihuilai，buzhidaoyoupaodaonaliqulangle！
heng，jiranshixingwudenibuyaolianzaixian，neijiubieguailaonianghongxingchuqiangzaihou，zheidoushigennixuede！
sheizhi，denglebanshang，juranmeiledongjing。
haorongyizuohaolexinlijianshe，quedenglailegejimo，bushengqicaiguai！
yinuzhixia，duanzheyoudengjiuzouleguoqu。
dingjingyikan......
老娘们险些没气死！
nagequededaimaoyande，youzeixinmeizeidandejiahuo，youdanziwanglaoniangwulirengyishang，meidanzixianshen......
ng，buduijing，zenmehaoxiangshilaowudeyishang？
zheiniantou，napashidaduizhang，yemeiyouduoshaoyifu。
wubiaodelaopojingchangjitaxiyifu，yiyanjiunengrenchulai。
a，zhei......zheibushixiaoyandeyishangma？
choubuyaoliande，laoniangdaidaoni，feiyaosinibuke！
yuanbenyiweishiyourenezuoju，baliangzaiyuanlideyishangrenglejinlai。
piankezhihoujiubuzheimexiangle，liandoulvle！
buduia，jintianwanshangchifandeshihou，haoxianglaowuhezijidexiaoerxifu，haichuanzhezheiliangjianyishangni，shenmeshihouliangzaiyuanlide？
wubiaodelaopoyoubusha，shidaorujin，ruguohaicaibudaoshizenmehuishi，gujizaojiubeiwubiaojimaile。
好！
很好！
好得很！
laoniangmenyaoyaqiechi，haiyiweiwubiaozheigelaodongxijingchangwangwaipao，shiquzhaonajiadeguafutouxingni，yuanlaishitoudaozijijiale！
yixiangdaozijiananren，heerxifubahuideqingxing，wubiaodelaopojiuqidexiongfuzizhigu。
laowangbadan，zheimegao，yebupazaobaoying！
越想就越生气。
越想就越坐不住。
buxing，zheikouqishuoshenmeyeyanbuxia，zou，quzhuapoxie！
haibudengwubiaodelaopoyousuoxingdong，jiutingxixiangfangaowuyisheng：“wubiao，nigelaowugui，xiaoyejintianyaoshibunongsini，yihoujiugennixing！”
wubiaodelaopoyipaietou，wanle！
benlaitazhunbeiqiaoqiaodijincun，daqiangdebuyao。
zhuazhuwubiaodebabing，yihouburangtazaifanjiuxing。
jiachoubukewaiyang，nongderenjinjiezhi，duisheidoumeiyouhaochu。
kexi，laoniangmenrendele，nianqingdewuxiaoshanrenbule。
liweiminbawubiaohetaxifudeyifuyifenweier，wubiaolaopowulirengleliangjianshangyi，wuxiaoshanwulirengleliangtiaokuzi。
e，haiyouliangjiankuchazi！
wuxiaoshanbenlaijiubushishenmehaoniao，zuanbierenxifudebeiwokeyi，bierenyaoshizuantaxifudebeiwo，neibishaletahainanshou！
yikanjianzijixifuhezijilaodiedekucha，wuxiaoshanjiuzhale。
takeyihexifulihun，danjueduibuyunxuxifubeipanziji，youqiduifanghaishizijilaodie！
耻辱，奇耻大辱！
wubiaolaopozhuichuqudeshihou，wuxiaoshanyijinglinzheyanghao，chongchulejiamen。
“xiaoshan，xiaoshan，nidengdeng，bieji，tingwoshuo......”
heidengxiahuo，nalihainengkandaowuxiaoshandebangeyingzi。
jintianxiawu，wuxiaoshanxiangmodaobaiguafujia，kankanyoumeiyoujihuihebaiyunfashengdianshenme。
sheizhi，bianyimeizhandao，momingqimiaoaileyidunda！
gengbiequdeshi，ailedahaibusuanwan，baijiarenhaiyaosongzijiqudunjuzi！
dangshijiubawuxiaoshanhehuaile，guizaidishang，bangbangjibaiguafuzhiketou！
sheizhi，saiwengshima，yanzhifeifu。
zuihoudejieguo，jianzhichuhulewuxiaoshandeyiliao。
buzhidaobaiwuliangjiazenmeshangliangde，juranrangzijiqubaiyundangxifu，zhenshizuomengdounengxiaoxingyoumeiyou！
嘎嘎！
gagagaga......
zijixifusuiranyepiaoliang，kexizaojiuwannile。
yixiangdaohenkuaizijijiunengquyoubaiyounendebaiyun，wuxiaoshanjiucinaodeshuibuzhejue！