第三章我是来退婚的
shidianduodeditieshang，jingranmeiyouwangchangneimeyongji，muyafeihaizhaodaolezuowei。biguoleshangbandegaofengqi，xianzaimeishenmeren。
“wei！duxiaotian，nifeiyaogenzhewoqugongsiganma？woqushangban，qugongzuo，niquganma？”
duxiaotianqiaozheerlangtuishushidekaozaizuoweishang：“woquzhaogongzuoa！bangnifendanjingjiyali，nikannilianwanmalatangdouchibuqi，yihouzenmeyangwo？”
muyafeilianshangfuxianyisihongyun：“shuoshenmeni，sheiyaoyangni……huashuoniquzhaogongzuoyebunengzhijiequliushijituana，neikeshizshizuidadecaituan。nishenmewenping、gongzuojingyandoumeiyou，renjiabukenengyaonide。”
duxiaotian：“hai，meishi，woyingpinbaoan，buxuyaowenping。”
ditiedaozhanle，muyafeicongcongpaoxianggongsidamen。
“woxianquchuliyixiazijichidaodeshiqing，nixianyingpinzhe，dengwoxianxialaiyihoukankanbangnizhaozhaoguanxi……woxianzoule！”
duxiaotiantaitoukanlekanzheizuogaoloudasha，zuyousanshiduocenglougao，zaishenshanlaolinlikejianbudaozheimedadelou。
zheimeshuolai，tazheigeweihunqihaitingniude？youqianrenjiadepangyatou，yaoshichitaruanfandehua……shuobudingbuyonggenzhemuyafeichimalatangle。
duxiaotianmengdiyaoleyaotou：“xiangshenmeniduxiaotian？youmeiyoudianguqi？bujiuyigexiaopoloume？youshenmelebuqide。”
yaoshineipangyatouzhangdeshaoweinengkanyidian，tajiurenrenguoqule，chiruanfanyebucuo。keshineixiaopangheiyatoushizaishi……yilianheimazi，maofaxishu，youchouyoupang，taxianzaixiangqilaikexiabulezui。
“qishi……malatangyetingxiangde。”
“wei！xiongdi，nizaizheishazhanzheganshani？doudaileshiduofenzhongle，jiukanniyigerenzaizheishaxiao。”
menkouyimingbaoanmaibuzouleguolai，duxiaotiandexingjingdequeyouxieguguai。
duxiaotianxiaolexiao：“hai！meishidage，wojiushilaituigehun，budanwunishi！”
baoandage：“tuihun？zhaosheituihun？hahaha！buhuishiwomenliushijituanzongcailiuruolanba？xiongdi，nizheiyangdewojianbashishangbaigele，zhanyangwomenzongcaidarendemeise，laixiangjingezhongbanfataojinhu。xinglexingle，biezuomeimengle，ganjinzouba。”
shuobazheibaoanzhijiezhuanshenzoule，duxiaotiangangxiangshuo，qishiwojiushilaizhaoneiponiangtuihunde。buguo，neipangyatoujingranyouneimeduorenkandeshang？hailaixiangfangshefadetaojinhu？nandaoshichenglirenshenmeihetabuyiyang？
duxiaotianyaoleyaotou，ningyuanyaomuyafeineiyangde，yebukenengquneipangyatou。
zheishi，gongsimenkouyizhenchaonaoshengxiangqi。
“benshaogennishuoleduoshaocile？woshiruolandenanpengyou，niganjinjiworangkai，bietemedanglu！”
yimingshenzhexizhuanggelvdefujiagongzige，shoupengyishuxianhuazhengzaichaozheneimingdangzaitashenqiandeqiantainvzipokoudama。
“qi……qishaoye，buhaoyisi，womenzongcaifenfule，bukeyirangrenherendaraota……”
fuzeqiantaidenvziyaozheyajianshouzheguanka，burangzheirenrunei。
“nitemege**shijilianbuyaolian！”
啪！！
yishengxiangliangdeerguangshuaileguoqu。
“a！”qiantainvzibeishandezhijiezhuangzailetaizishang，lianshangyigedahongyinqingxikejian。
“wokantemedesheihaiganlanzhelaozi！”
zheixingqideshaoyezhouweihaidaizheshijimingheizibaobiao，menkoujinyoudejimingbaoanyezhinengshazhanzhe，bugandongshou。
“xiaoniangpi，zhidaolaozishisheime？qishigongsishiwobakaide，niyiweipingnizheidianshenfenyounenglihebenshaozuoduime？haiyounimen，yiqunchoubaoan，ganjin**，benshaohaiyaoqujianwojiaruolanmeinvni。”
neixiaozhangbahudexinggehekuangwangyouwurenganguandeshenfenbeijing，quru，bumanzailetamendelianshang。
zhidaozheiqishaoyezaiciyibazhangchaozheqiantainvzilianshangshanqushi，yidaoxixuedeshengyinxiangqi。
“yo？haoniua，yibangdananrenweizhegexiaonvzizheimeweifeng？zezeze，chenglirenjiushilihai，peifupeifu！”
qishengmengdezhuantoudengqu：“nishineigecong？laozideshilundedaonilaiguanme？”
duxiaotianxiaohehedemaibuqianjin：“woshijintianlaiyingpinbaoande，zhengqiaoyudaolezheihaoshi。zhengheshiya，womashangdegongzuoneirong，yinggaijiushishoushinizheizhonglajileba，xianshishishunbushunshou。”
qisheng：“xiaozi，zhidaowoshisheime？wojiaoqisheng，niquedingniyaoguanzheixianshi？”
duxiaotianxiaoxiao：“gousheng？meitingguo，nimenganjin**a，biedanwuwoyingpin。”
gangcaimenkouneibaoandageganmangpaoguolaizhuaizhuduxiaotian：“niganma？buyaomingle？tinggeyijuquan，ganjinjitadaoqianfugeruan，burannijintiankenengzoubuchuzheidaodamenle！”
duxiaotianpiepiezui：“tasuangeqiu？”
qishengmianluzhengning：“hao！hao！jiwonongsita，chuleshibenshaoyedouzhe！”
shijigeheiyizhuanghanzhichongduxiaotianerqu。
danluntixinglaishuo，duxiaotianwanquanburuneijigeheidahanzhuangshi，zhouweidezhongrendouburenxinjixukanxiaqu，zheinianqingrenhaibudongshehuidexiane，jintianshibidingzaizaizheilile。
zuogouquan，ceti，huixuanti，xiapi，zhongji，zhiquan，zhouji，chongzhuang……
yixiliehualidezhaoshizaikongzhongluanwu，zaiyizhenyanhualiaoluandedadouzhihou，shijimingheiyizhuanghanquanbudaodibuqi，aihaoleqilai。
duxiaotianxiemeideyixiao：“yo，goushengnihaizhanzheni？buhaoyisibuhaoyisi，zheijiurangnitangxia！”
qishengdashenghechi：“nibieguolai！wobakeshiqishigongsidedongshizhang！nigandongwo，wobaozhengnihuozhelibukaizshi！”
duxiaotian：“yo？zheijiupale？gangcaineiguxiaozhangjingni？woguannibashishei，taganlailaoziliantayiqizou！”
咣！
duxiaotianyiquanhenhendezazaiqishengdemianmenshang，feichuqulaoyuan，yanjingshangshuodayigeqingzisedequanyin。
“zhushou！fashengshenmeshile？”
duxiaotianzhuanshenxiangshengyindezhurenkanqu，tashunjiandaizhule。
jueshixianyan，binglengchuchenqizhi，bingjiyugu，sanqianqingsixiufa。zheiwanruotianshangxiafanlairenjiandenvzi，zhengzhouzheqiaomei，dingzheta。
baoandagelikeshangqiangongjingdexingli，ranhoujiangshiqingdejingguojiangleyibian。
meinvlengbingbingdekanleduxiaotianyiyan。
“e！tashilaiyingpinbaoande。”
bingmeirenkaikou：“mingtianlaishangbanba，yuexin5k。lingwai……”
bingmeirenlengbingbingdedengleqishengyiyan：“wohuijiangjintiandeshirushigaozhiqidongshizhangde，qishaoye，qingzizhong。”
duxiaotianbantiancaifanyingguolai：“ai！neige……woqishi……shilaituihunde……”