第1章
“2944nian6yue17ri，shijiegediyiyezhijianchuxianwushuchuansongmen，jingguogeguodetansuo，faxianbeihoushiyigebeichengweibazhedaludeshijie。zailimianhuodedeyiqiedounengyuanfengbudongyingshedaoxianshi。”
“zheiduiyuyijingjianglanxingkaifadaojizhiderenleilaishuo，jiushizaowuzhudekuizeng。”
“geguozaiduanzandejinshenqihou，fadongsuoyouliliangjinruchuansongmen，zhankaiduibazhedaludekaifa。rujin，zheiliyanranyijingchengweileguojiaboyidezhanchang，qiangzheweizun......”
yanxiaobaidunledun，zaimoweijiashangyiju：“zheishizuihaodeshidai，yeshiwodeshidai！”
zhuangbijihuibuduo，meicidoudehaohaobawo。
zuihouyitidawan，yanxiaobaidandingjuqishou：“laoshi，woyaojiaojuan。”
zhouweihaizaifenbijishudetongxuemendunshiqiqitaitou，yilianzhenjing！
“zheicaikaikao10fenzhong，yandizuotiannandaotongxiaobeitilema？haishitiqianbajuanzixiehaole？”
“wanduzhi，xianzailianyandidouzaihaohaoxuexi，neizanmenhaizenmehetabi？”
“womenbitachou，haibitajiaoao。”
“pu！niliangerhuotaixiule。”
banzhurenniexinyuanweiweicumei，tuiletuiyanjing：“yanxiaobai，zheicichengjijiangjuedingninengfouhuodecanjiasantianhouzhanguankaohedezige，niquedingbuzaijianchayixia？”
“xiexielaoshi，buyongle。”
yanxiaobaizhudongzoushangqian，jiangjuanzifangzaijiangtaishang。
zheikaoshiduitalaishuotaijiandanle。
yinwei，takeshilaiziweilaide——zhongshengzhe！
shangbeizitazhuijibaozanggebulinpaojinxiaoshulin，zhuangpolesangedalaoheyigezhuiqiushangjindenvwanjiazaicaocongdatuan，zhenghaopingtuisanluzhunbeidengshanggaodi......
jiezhejiubeitamenzhuisha，buxiaoxinzhuirunandu300xing（manxing）deshijiejiyinzangfuben“mengyanhuilang”。
haoqiaobuqiao，zhenghaoyazaizuizhongboss‘mengyannvhuang’peilashenshang。
zaifashenglemouxiebukemiaoshudeshiqingzhihou，tabeifennudepeilayierguangchouchengbaiguang，zhongshengdaolekaohezheitian。
ganghuidaozuoweishang，pangziluohaojiuzaizhongduonvtongxuexianmudemuguangzhong，zaiyanxiaobaidatuishangmoleyiba：“yandinizhendawanle？wobuxin，chufeinibadaanshuochulairangwojiandingjianding。”
“给。”
yanxiaobaijiangzaoyizhunbeihaodezhitiaojiaojiluohao。
“好兄弟，哈哈。”
kanzhekaishifenbijichaodeluohao，yanxiaobaizuijiaoweiweiyangqixiaoyi。
luohaoshizijidesidang，shangbeizizaizijizuikunnandeshihou，shiluohaofangqigensuidabuduishengji，liuxialaibaohuziji。
zijizenmekenengkuidaita，dangranyaobangtayicixingtongguoweibingkaohele。
jideshangbeizi，luohaobukaolesancicaiguo。
kaoshijieshuhou，dajiadouzaikaochangneijiaojidedengdai。zhixuyaosanshifenzhong，chengjijiuhuifasongdaomeigerendeshoujishang。
yanxiaobaidandingdakaishoujiapp。
kaohechengji：100fen！
一切都不出所料！
yanxiaobaiyoushoubian，luohaodunzaizuoweishang，sisidingzhezijideshouji，manlianbuganzhixin。
考核成绩：60分！
“zheibukeneng！”luohaoyilianbuxindewangxiangyanxiaobai：“weishenmenishi100fen，wocai60fen？womenlianggededaanbushiyiyangdema？”
luohaodechengjiyizhibuhao，turanmanfenzhihuibeirenhuaiyizuobi。
weilerangluohaodechengjixiandegengzhenshi，yanxiaobaiguyitiancuolebushaodifang，jingzhunkazhongjigexian。
danzheifankuxinziranbunenghexiongdimingshuo。
yanxiaobaiwanxidepaipailuohaojianbang：“haozi，niyidingshichaochuanxingle。”
“我......”
luohaoyoudianmeng，nulihuixiang......
叮叮！
zheishi，yanxiaobaideshoujipingmushangdanchuyigexiaoxi。
baolongshijie（muxueqi）：“yanxiaobai，kaowanshihaibuganjinxialaizhaowolingtongxingling，zaijiaoshilimocengshenme。”
yiqiedoushineiyangshuxi，heqianshiyimoyiyang。
“yaokaishile。”yanxiaobaiwojinquantou，kuaibupaoxialouti。
datingnei，yigeqigugudelengyanyujiezuozailinshibangongzhuoqian，yuanyuankandaoyanxiaobaijiubumandehuidongquantou：“zenmetuozheimejiucailai，nibuzhidaoshijianbaoguima，zaodiannadaotongxingling，zaodianshengjiquzhaozanmendefumua！”
muxueqibiyanxiaobaidayijie，shizhanshenshijiamujiadeqianjin，yijingzaibazhedaluzhongfenzhanleyinian。pingjiechuzhongdezhandouyishiheqingchengdewaixing，shougelewushushaonanshaonvdefangxin。
shinianqian，fashengleyicishigu，rangdayanzaibazhedaludedingjianzhanliquanbuxiaoshi，qizhongjiuyouyanxiaobaihemuxueqidefumu。
zhihou，muxueqiweilezhuixunliangrenfumudezongji，yezaimougefubendangzhongliqishizong。
让彦小白猝不及防！
zhongshenghouzaijiandaomuxueqi，yanxiaobaiyishinanyanjidong：“shijienijintianzhenhaokan，wodourenbuzhuxiangzhuinile。”
“heng，nijiuhuikouhai，guangshuobulianjiabashi。”
“zheibushipashijiemeitianshangxiandoubeishibieweixuruozhuangtaima......”
muxueqijiaochunyangqiyimomiexiao：“queding？jiupingnizheizhiruoji？”
“kekeke......”
彦小白果断认怂。
taxianzaishiputongren，ermuxueqishi40jidebaolimushi。shangqiandiandeliliangshuxingjiachixia，zijizaitamianqiankebujiushiyiruojima。
shangciyanxiaobaihemuxueqikankongbupian，muxueqihedepujinyanxiaobaihuaili，daozhitaquanshenfensuixingguzhe，zaichuangshangtangleyigeyue。
“看你还跟我皮。”
muxueqixiaozheshenshounienieyanxiaobaidexiaolian，jiangyigedenglutoukuisaijintahuaili：“kuaidenglu，xuanzegeqianglishuchuzhiye，zheiyangwoliangyounaiyoushuchu。”
“好嘞。”
yanxiaobaiguoduandaishangtoukui。zhiyaoyongtoukuiwanchengshenfenrenzheng，jiunenghuodebazhedalutongxingling。
【ding，dayangongminyanxiaobaishimingrenzhengchenggong，zhengzaisuijihuoqugerentianfu】
【jinggao，mubiaosaomiaoshujucuowu，tianfuhuoqushibai】
tingdaozhei，yanxiaobaidajing！
nandaoshiyinweizijizhongshengdaozhishujufashengcuowu？
“buyaoa，meiyoutianfuzheigehaojiufeila！”