第3章
bazhedalusuishisuididouyouyinzangdeyeguaihebaoxiang，jiukanniyoumeiyounengfaxiandeyanjing。
yanxiaobaixingfendichunchunyudong。
taxiangshishiquanzhigaoshoudeshanghai。
momozhuangbeixinshouzhangjian，gongjilicong4bianchengle6，zaiyouniantianshujinrugongjifanweidetongshi，duizhuntadetoujiushiyidao。
youniantianshutoudingmaochuyigexianhongdeshanghaishuzi：-2。
没错，就是2！
quanzhigaoshoubixudaojinengdatinggoumai，huozheyongjinengshucainengxuexidaojineng，buxiangqitazhiyetianshengjiuzidaijichujineng。
huanchengzhanshi，yige「pizhan」jinengxiaquzenmeyede8dianshanghai。jiusuanshiyanxiaobaiqianshidedaozei，yige「beici」jinengyeyou5dianshanghai。
zheishanghaijianzhididaolingrengandong！
“quanzhigaoshoubukuishishijiejidefeiwu，zheishizhen·guashadashia！”
yanxiaobairenbuzhutucao，dancikebeijinudeyouniantianshuyijingzhangzui，duizhuntadatuijiushiyikou。
toudinglikechuxianyigexianhongde-6。
zheishuzirangyanxiaobaimomingwuyu！
shuochuqunimenkenengbuxin，yijiyeguaideshanghaidoushiwodesanbei。
ganjuebeiwuruleyoumuyou。
danjinjiezhe，youniantianshutoudinghurantongyangmaochuyige-6。
“hahaha，guoranshizheiyang，fadale。”
yanxiaobaigaoxingdiyuandiqitiao，zheibeidongdejingxiangshanghaiguoranshiquaneshanghai，meiyoushoudaorenheyouniantianshudefangyudikangxuejian。buguoxiangxiangyeshi，bijingbazhedalushijieshedingzhong，genbenmeiyoujingxiangshanghaidikangzheiyilan。
meiyixiajingxiangshanghai，duimubiaodoushiwushifangyudezhenshishanghai，weiyinengxuejianshanghaideyejiushizijidefangyu。
zheidengyujiangduifangdeminggenjiwozaizijishouzhong。
suihouzaibazhedaludexinshouencibuffxia，yanxiaobaibeiyaodiaode6dianxuelianglikehuifu5dian。
meimiao5diandexuelianghuifu，jiushizheimehaoheng！
“那还等什么。”
yanxiaobaizhudongbajioshendaoleyouniantianshuzuibian，yanlixiemanleqidai。
“laiba，qingkaishinidebiaoyan。”
“jilaozikouyibo666。”
youniantianshuyebuhanhu，tazonggongyebuguo20dianxue，yixiadiaole6dianxuechouhenzhijielaman。
6，6，6......
jichugongjisudumeimiaoyixia，zaiduiyanxiaobaikouchu666zhihouyouniantianshushenziyiwai。
卒！
「jishalv1youniantianshu，jingyanzhi+18」
shitihuanmanxiaoshi，dishangliuxiale3getongbihaiyouyipinghongyao，zaiyanxiaobaichupenghoufeijinletaderenwushenti。
「yijixueping，fuyonghoumeimiaohuifu5dianshengmingzhi，chixu10miao」
“yunqizhenbucuo，diyigeguaijiudiaodongxi，zheijiushixingyun+3deouhuangtiyanma。”
budaoyimiao，beikendiaodexueliangjiuquanbubuchongwanbi。
这画面就很美。
haiyoushenmebizuozhedengjingyanhetongbizijisongshangmengengqieyide？
“开整！”
yanxiaobailuchumingmeideshuaixiao，feisupaoxianglingyigegudui。
拆家，拆家，拆家！
yanxiaobaidunshibianchengletianshuchaijiazhuanyehu。
beihoujiayuanbeihuideyouniantianshuqiongzhuimengda，yikouyouyikoudiyaoxiangyanxiaobai。
xinshouwanjiameiyouzengjiayidongsududezhuangbei，zhandouzhongbukenengpaodeguofeibendeyeguai。ranhoujiukanjianyanxiaobaideshenhou，youniantianshuyuelaiyueduo，jiuxianggenzaidaoyoushenhoudelvxingtuanyiyang。
meiguojimiao，jiuyouyigeyouniantianshudaozaidishang，bianchengsangehuowugetongbi；meidaoxiashijigeyouniantianshu，jiuyouyipingyijixuepinghuozhelanpingbaochulai，ouerhaiyouxinshoubaizhuang。
yitashuaguaidesudu，zhiyaobutongshichaofengtaiduodeyouniantianshu，jiuwanquanmeiyouweixian，shizaibuxingbeibaozhonghaiyouganggangdachulaidejipinghongyao。
shenmexiaolvdui，nimenshougongxiaozuofangnenggandeshangwogongchangliushuixian？
dansuijiyanxiaobaiyoufaxianyigewenti。
dangjigeyouniantianshutongshibangdingsiwangqiyuezhihou，zijibeiqizhongyizhiyaoshangyikou，qitadeyouniantianshuzhiyaojinzhan，toudingyetongyanghuichuxianjingxiangshanghaishuzi。
“「siwangqiyue」bushiyiduiyi......”
“zhiyaobangdingsiwangqiyue，wodemeicishanghaidouhuijingxiangfanyingzaisuoyouqiyuemubiaoshenshang？”
zheiyike，yanxiaobaizaidubeizijidetianfuzhenjingle。
haoburongyicaiganggangjieshouzijishibugdeshishi，jieguolaotianyeshanglaijiuhenhenjilezijiyibazhang。
你知道个屁！
“wohaishitainianqingle。”
yanxiaobaigandongdedouyaoliuxialeilai。zijiyijingbushilaotianyeshangfan，shilaotianyezhuizheweifanhaiwangsiliguan，shengpazijishengjibugoukuai。
laotianyedeshihaozhenbiantai！
但，就好喜欢！
「jishalv1youniantianshu，jingyanzhi+18」
「jishalv1youniantianshu......」
「jisha......」
「击......」
youyushadetaikuai，xitongdouyijinglaibujibobao，xiayimiao——
「ding，nindedengjitishengzhi：2ji」
「siweishuxing+1，huode4dianziyoushuxingdian，keyiziyoufenpei」
meiyoushenmehaoyouyude，yanxiaobaizhijiejiangsuoyoudianshujiadaotizhi，baxueliangdingqilaicaishiwangdao。youduoshaoxue，jiunenghuanduoshaoshanghai。
shenhouchaofengdeyounianlaoshushuliangyoukeyizengjiale。
“shengyijijuranhuale2fenzhong。”yanxiaobaifanersaishiyaotou。
ruguoyourentingdaotazheijuhuajueduiyaotuxue！bazhedalupingjunyigexiaoshizuoyoucainengshengdao2ji。yanxiaobaizhei2fenzhongjiushengdao2ji，jianzhilingrenfazhi！
「叮」
erbianhuranchuanlaishijiegonggao。
「‘nibabajuran’shengdaole2ji，huafeishijian2fen05miao，shuaxinbazhedaluzuikuaishengjisudujilu」
yanxiaobaimengdiyileng，suihoujiushikuangxi。
“shijiejilu？wokao，zheimedingdema！”
tongyishijian，zhenggebazhedalusuoyoudengluwanjiadoutingdaolezheigexiaoxi，wushurendengdayanjing。
“woqu！sheizheimeniubi！”
“shenmeqingkuang，cailiangfenzhong！woniaochuangdoumeineimekuai。”
“gemennibaolule，xianzaiquanshijiedouzhidaonishenbuxing。”
“wojidezhiqianzuikuaishengjidejilubaochizhe，shipiaoliangguode‘tiandingzhinu’aiersenzhanshen。danjushuotadongyongledaliangziyuan，yebuguojiangjilushuadaole3fen17miao。”
“mengxinyimei，qiudalaojieshizheishenmeyisi。”
“zheishishijiejilu。meiyigeshijiejiludechuangzaozhedouhuihuodechenghao，bingbeibazhedaluzhufu，jianglixiangyingdebuff。”
“zhiyaojiluyizhiwurendapo，zheigebuffjiuhuiyongyuanzhuisuijiluchuangzaozhe。huanjuhuashuo，tianshengjiubiqitawanjiaduoyigebeidongzengyi。”
“zuikuaishengjijiluyeshisuoyoujiluzhongzuinandapode，yinweizhiyoucongyijidaoerjishengjizuijiandan。ermeigerenyouqiezhiyouyicijihui，wufashanhaozhonglai。”
shijiepindaoshunjianyinweizheigeshijiegonggaozhaguo，wushurenyanlixiemanlebuganzhixin。shenzhihaiyouwushuwanjiacongshoujishangshoudaoxiaoxi，likedaishangtoukuidengluqiuzheng，tingdaoerbiandeshijiegonggaoxianruchenmo。
suoyoudengluwanjiaerbiandouzaibuduanzhongfu：
“‘nibabajuran’shengdaole2ji......”
“‘nibabajuran’shengdaole2ji......”
......
这尼玛！
suiranhaowuguanxi，danquanshijiewanjiadouganjueshoudaolejudadewuru。
什么意思？
chunchundelebianyihaigaorenxintaia！quzheimingziderenshibushiyoubing！
“bukenenga......zheizenmekenengzuodedao！”
huran，jishuliuwanjiadejingtanzhanlingzhenggeshijiepindao。